[Pre-collection of "I'm Crazy, But I'm Stronger [Quick Travel]" "You call this a wealthy family?" If you like it, you can take a look and post it~]
Meng Qingzhi went through the book and became the fake daughter who seizes the marriage contract of the real daughter in ancient sadistic novels. She also enthusiastically participated in the love play of the male and female protagonists throughout the novel.
After some threats (×) and inducements (?) From the system, Meng Qingzhi finally compromised (?).
Fine:) Let the rich and powerful resentment feel the resentment of beating workers.
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On the first day of time travel, the male protagonist's stepmother arrogantly asked her to copy the family motto in hand.
Meng Qingzhi took it respectfully, beat the ground again and shouted: "Ancestor! I'm sorry for you! I will bring this old cancer of the new society to see you now!"
Then a fire almost turned the lobby into a mourning hall, and the stepmother was sent away directly looking at the sky filled with flames.
The male protagonist's relatives line up to visit Meng Qingzhi's new house.
The aunt tsked and mocked: "I heard that you are just the wrong child of the Meng family, and you have the blood of some slum flowing in your body."
Meng Qingzhi snatched the syringe toy from the child next to him, inserted a steel needle and pierced the aunt's butt, and said with a ferocious face: "My blood is dirty?! Hahaha, my blood is dirty!! As long as each of your noble Shen family members gives me a tube of blood, I can successfully transfuse my blood! Jie Jie Jie!!!"
My aunt held her buttocks and wailed loudly. Other relatives rushed around the house. The scene was very beautiful for a time.
As the strongest control group for the original heroine, Meng Qingzhi strongly invaded "Come on!" "Worker" variety show.
In the pilot film, Bai Liannan talks over tea: "I think work means forgetting about food and sleep, and doing everything you can to create more value for the boss."
Meng Qingzhi Bi Xin: "You create value, I create you."
During the live broadcast of PK, another PUA audience, Meng Qingzhi PUA boss: "Cheap? Where is it cheaper? The price has been getting more expensive every year for so many years, right? Don't talk nonsense with your eyes open. It is difficult to be a worker. Sometimes you should look for your own reasons. Have you improved your products over the years and have you been operating seriously?"
During the recording of the medical part, the delicate female partner fainted from blood and needles, and screamed warnings at every turn.
Meng Qingzhi informed team leader Zhou Xingzhou: "I think our hospital's morning wake-up bell is not shocking enough."
Zhou Xingzhou: "Arrangement."
The next day, the screams of the delicate female protagonist were cut into a ghost video and interspersed with the hospital's early morning promotional video.
Half a month later, the heroine became famous all over the Internet, and the wealthy hero returned to China late at night.
The system issues a task: Host, please prepare a sumptuous dinner for the male protagonist with your own hands, and influence his heart as cold as granite.
Meng Qingzhi: OK, OK! The stupid male protagonist is back, right? !
A moment later, the male protagonist saw a bowl of dark mushroom soup on his granite dining table, and Meng Qingzhi saw a crack in his beautifully carved face.
Ten minutes later, the male protagonist was frothing at the mouth, his eyes were straight, and he reluctantly made a phone call: "Ah, Ah Zhou, I'm poisoned, help me!"
The tone on the other side of the phone was cold: "This year's latest coffin has been prepared for you, don't worry."
Meng Qingzhi was confused, why did his voice sound so much like Captain Zhou who helped him in the variety show? !
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Seeing the plot getting more and more distorted, the system collapsed: Don't force me to sensationalize! In fact, your life experience...
Meng Qingzhi rubbed his wrist: Don't force me to slap you! I can't live well, I can't die, haha, take care of me, I'm crazy! ! !
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1. Crazy product, without logic, focusing on releasing resentment
2. The male protagonist is Zhou Xingzhou, who appears late and has a small proportion of emotional scenes.
3. The author's mental state is in sync with the text. If you don't like it, quit quickly. Don't scold me, I will talk back.
The next book "I'm Crazy, But I've Become Strong [Quick Travel]" If you like the angels, you can click and add it to your collection~
A story about a passerby heroine who swept away morals, went crazy in various small worlds, and died with the protagonist (bushi)
The copy is as follows:
The world is in tatters, and innocent passers-by are being kicked.
Ning Suzhi was just an ordinary passerby who accidentally entered the scene of sadomasochism between the male and female protagonists. The female protagonist was hit by the male protagonist, which triggered the car accident and amnesia.
Ning Suzhi:? Is there any royal law?
The Quick Travel Management Bureau saved her soul in time. In exchange, she received the Quick Travel mission - a passerby development plan, and obtained equipment: an aging and slow system, and a hardcover work manual.
The manual reads: There are many inconspicuous passers-by in every world. They may have a miserable life, or they may die early and be reborn, but they still light up the protagonist's path like fireflies. Without their sacrifice, how can the protagonist's greatness be reflected?
Attack! Little fireflies!
Ning Suzhi: After being injured by the protagonist, I continued to travel through the world and was repeatedly injured by other protagonists?
What a bad luck!
Ning Suzhi tore up the work manual and went crazy!
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World 1: Noble Academy passer-by changed to F4
F4 asked me to kneel down and shine their shoes. I put fireworks in their shoes. It didn't matter whether their feet hurt or not. The main reason was to wish them a happy life.
World 2: Actors in the entertainment industry teach top-notch people how to behave
The top guy said that my birth date did not match his horoscope and wanted to ban me. I had no choice but to take him to the deep mountains and forests with a sack over my head and ask him to discuss metaphysics with my friends.
World 3: The little Taoist priest in the world of immortality saves the ruthless way
Patriarch Zhaohua became obsessed with practicing ruthless ways and wanted everyone in the world to be buried with him. The first knife was aimed at me who was sweeping the floor seriously.
Thank you. I was offended, so I took out my unique artifact and fought with Pinduoduo. I laughed to death. Even if you cut me 99 times, it wouldn't be enough.
World 4: A maid from a wealthy family is sent to the boss's prison for team building
The boss dug out a kidney to cheat and run with the ball, but she also wanted to transplant my bone marrow to her little wife? Tnd, go and act out your sadomasochistic love story in Orange!
World 5: The fat girl from the era scolded the richest man for bankruptcy
The richest man came to the commune to choose a concubine, and said that my image was too bad and asked me to clean the toilet. If I say a word, the market value of the richest man's company will evaporate by one billion.
World 6: Infinite Streaming bottom student saves the world
God is unfair, my mother, I will do it.
World 7: Farming Story Neighbor asks the prince to stay and cool down
The prince kept a concubine next door to me, so I marked the yard next door as Yihongyuan overnight.
World 8: Machiavellian people relied on storytellers to overthrow the regent.
The Prince Regent announced the start of the eighth conscription this year. I was the only one left in the family of eight, so I could only tell stories and gossip in the teahouse. I asked the Emperor to listen to the story of him hoarding 100,000 troops outside the Great Wall and playing in the water with the Queen every day.
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Purpose: Stick to yourself and change others
Reader comments
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When will these people be dealt with?
Hey, then according to the plot of the original book, doesn't it mean that the villain emperor's time is running out?
Just those last two sentences suddenly burst into tears
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I hope the heroine can show off her skills here, but I hope she can continue to be sweet [crying]
Obviously this man betrayed the heroine, but there is someone who loves her? What kind of logic is this?
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[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it:
I read big books when I was in elementary school. I am a freshman this year. Will I still be able to see Daxia Dragon Bird in my lifetime?
When will these people be dealt with?
Hey, then according to the plot of the original book, doesn't it mean that the villain emperor's time is running out?
Just those last two sentences suddenly burst into tears
Damn, even if it's finished quickly, can you send me an outline? [Crying] [crying]
I hope the heroine can show off her skills here, but I hope she can continue to be sweet [crying]
Obviously this man betrayed the heroine, but there is someone who loves her? What kind of logic is this?
Looking forward to the forum extras~
Suddenly I was thinking, which one is better, Yuanyuan or Fengfeng [doge]
Come on! Believe that you can do it yourself