What Bad Intentions Can an NPC Have? [Love Comprehensive]

[The new article "The female supporting role of a wealthy family, crazy moves" has been published Pre-collection of "The Most Complete Online Course Tutorial for Retirement"/"You Call This a Rich Family?" Please collect ~ I love you ovo Qin Xianjun is originally a small NPC in the large-scale online game "Xianyuan OL". He squats at the door of Marriage Island every day and is responsible for registering marriages/divorces for lovers. His work is easy, he has no worries about food and drink, and he is full of gossip. Until one day, a bug fell from the sky, and Qin Xianjun was knocked unconscious in front of the Sansheng Stone. When he woke up again, Qin Xianjun was shocked, where is this? ! Yes, this is "Love Variety 101", a variety show about amateur love development. Qin Xianjun patted his thigh and understood. Isn't this just a case of online games turning into reality and still doing the same thing? Qin Xianjun checked his personal space. Invitations are 999+, wedding candies are 999+, fireworks are 999+, window grilles are 999+... Very good, as long as everything is done, there is no need to worry about food. So a strange guest appeared in the love show: When others were falling in love, she came up with three wedding procession plans for them overnight; When others were quarreling, she took out the divorce contract and started stamping and signing it; While others were flirting with each other, she set off fireworks above their heads with four big characters written on them: "One spirit connects branches"; … Irritated netizen: Is Qin Xianjun a guest star from the program staff? Why are there so many weird things? So strange, look at it again. Lucid netizen: Everyone Qin Xianjun blessed has gotten married. This is a ready-made Yue Lao. Come on! - Xu Ziying has been a little worried recently. The "Xianyuan OL" he created has lost an NPC. He also took away the Three Life Stones. Even took away the wedding supply store. "Xianyuan OL" was scolded by netizens for not being able to get married and divorced, and became a hot search topic. They all uninstalled and quit playing the game, and the stock fell again and again. But there is nothing unusual about the data in the game. Until one day, his assistant Xiao Cheng showed him a hot search. Qin Xianjun, an amateur love show guest with the same name as his NPC, had decorated a wedding room for the loving couple in the love show in one night. The more he looked at it, the more something was wrong. Why did this wedding room look so much like the one he designed in the game? ? ? As a good young man of the 21st century, Xu Ziying does not believe or spread rumors, resolutely upholds the core socialist values, and ignores such nonsense as ghosts, time travel, and NPCs coming into reality. He decided to go on a variety show to "fight fakes." - When the players of "Xianyuan OL" discovered that Xu Ziying was not good at fixing bugs and actually went on variety shows behind everyone's back, they all switched to variety shows and had a quarrel on the barrage. Love TV viewers: Please be more reserved and stay away from our fairy king. Online game audience: Xu Ziying, don't you think I'll take out my 40-meter sword... And peel an apple for you and my daughter to eat. Love variety viewers: Xianjun Zaizai is about to be abducted, what should I do? Waiting online, super urgent! Online game audience: Damn this piece of shit Xu Ziying actually designed an NPC to chase women. I'm so useless! #A few things that online game founders and their own NPCs have to say# Reading Guide* 1. Live variety shows, with barrage, mostly complaining and eating CP, the content of the subsequent barrage does not exceed the first chapter; 2. It's not a major heroine, but it's a fun story. The male protagonist appears late, and in the early stages he is a man who lives in the barrage. The story is not boring; 3. It is a purely private design with no prototype, an amateur variety show with almost zero content in the entertainment industry, and it will be over when the variety show is over; 4. There are thousands of good articles in Jinjiang. It is normal to welcome and send them off. There is no need to tell you when you abandon articles. I wish you well. [Screenshot of the copy taken on 2023.01.06] The text of the new article "The supporting actress from a wealthy family moves like crazy" is as follows: Meng Qingzhi went through the book and became the fake daughter who seizes the marriage contract of the real daughter in ancient sadistic novels. She also enthusiastically participated in the love play of the male and female protagonists throughout the novel. System: Host, please rest assured. As long as you follow the original plot like this and that, and then work together with the male and female protagonists, our mission will be completed! Meng Qingzhi: fine:) Let the rich and powerful resentment feel the resentment of beating workers. System: Since the host has accepted it well, let's start our first task - kneeling down to offer tea to our newlywed mother-in-law. Meng Qingzhi: TD — The first day I walked in, The hero's stepmother asked her to copy the family instructions by hand. Meng Qingzhi grabbed the family motto and threw it to the ground with a bang. He took out his lighter and burned it while beating the ground and yelled: "Ancestor! I'm sorry for you! I will bring this old cancer of the new society down to see you now!" The hero's stepmother screamed and fainted when she saw the flames filling the sky. The housekeeper yelled in confusion: "Quick! Call an ambulance!" Meng Qingzhi: "Don't be anxious!" She was seen holding a mahogany sword and wearing a Taoist robe, standing by the bedside of the male protagonist's stepmother, doing the trick, forcing the stepmother to wake up and be frightened, and then be doused in water to wake her up. Meng Qingzhi: I used to be a thief when competing with the boss, but now I am competing with the King of Hell to steal people, and my skills are still as good as before! Soon after, The male protagonist's relatives were invited to a dinner party, and the aunt tsked and mocked: "I heard that you are just the wrong child of the Meng family, and you have the blood of some slum flowing in your body." Meng Qingzhi snatched the syringe toy from the child next to him, inserted a steel needle and pierced the aunt's butt, and said with a ferocious face: "My blood is dirty?! Hahaha, my blood is dirty!! As long as each of your noble Shen family members gives me a tube of blood, I can successfully transfuse my blood! Jie Jie Jie!!!" My aunt covered her buttocks and screamed loudly. Other relatives also ran around the house. Finally, the relatives who tried to escape over the wall were sent down one by one by the electric grid on the wall like dumplings. Meng Qingzhi was grilling squid on the wall while commenting on everyone's hairstyle: "This one is not poked, this one is very tortured, that one is too curly, it is better to shave it off." The eldest son of the Meng family, who had been studying abroad for eight years, came to Meng Qingzhi and said angrily: "You are so cruel. You don't know how to give back to the family after you get married. My father has no intention of working because he is worried about you. Our company is about to close down!" Meng Qingzhi took two steps back, spun and jumped, put his warm palm on the fake elder brother's face, and said kindly: "The company closed down as soon as you came back. Have you ever reflected on yourself?" One month later, the wealthy male protagonist returned to China late at night. The system couldn't sit still anymore and immediately issued a task: Host, please make four dishes and one soup for the male protagonist with your own hands, so as to influence his heart as cold as granite. Meng Qingzhi: OK, OK! The stupid male protagonist is back, right? ! After a moment, the male protagonist saw tomatoes, cucumbers, lettuce and onions arranged neatly on his granite dining table, while Meng Qingzhi saw a crack on his beautifully carved face. Meng Qingzhi smiled warmly, picked up a cucumber and stuffed it into the male protagonist's mouth and said: "Eat it, there will be more after this one." The male protagonist was speechless as his mouth was gagged, and he fled the country that night. — Seeing the plot getting more and more distorted, the system collapsed: Don't force me to sensationalize! In fact, your life experience... Meng Qingzhi rubbed his wrist: Don't force me to slap you! I can't live well, I can't die, haha, take care of me, I'm crazy! ! ! Intention: Understand each other and respect each other.