After Binding the System, I Scolded the Entertainment Industry

[Thank you for supporting the genuine vb: Jinjiang_Star Drop] /The new article "The female supporting character will go crazy and the plot will collapse at will" has been published. Please patronize the author's column. Chew! / Linxia is a special existence in the entertainment industry. She kills seven in and seven out with just one mouth, and repeatedly interprets a new term - "variety actor". In a love variety show, she said, "The love brain is a waste product of human evolution." In a music variety show, she said, "Some music is born... Can we not be born?" In the game reality show, she said, "There is true love in the world, so take my buff and risk your life!" In the food variety show, she said, "There is only a thin line between me and the chef. I am on this end and the golden finger is on the other end." Variety show directors: Painful and happy. Linxia was proud of this and warned the useless little system in his mind: Did you see it? As a human being, you must be someone like Sister Xia who contributes to human society! Waste System Xiaojin (weak): But I can help the host listen to his heart! 1 Linxia is bound to the "Golden Sentence Output Machine System", which has no golden sentences and no output. He is a cute little waste who can only listen to other people's thoughts. So Linxia sat next to Yu Xinghe, poked at the system in her mind, and asked her to listen to what Yu Xinghe was thinking. System Xiaojin looked serious, and then Yu Xinghe's deep and lingering voice came from Linxia's mind: "Linxia, Linxia." The sound stopped suddenly. Linxia Ergen became popular. 2 Linxia recently accepted an interview, and the host was known for being ruthless. Host: I heard that you and your idol Yu Xinghe once had an affair. Is it true or false? Linxia: This depends on the CP fans' wishes. I can't talk nonsense. Host: Are you saying that as long as you have enough fans, you can fake it and do it right? Linxia: What I mean is, if CP fans are willing, we will make it public. Host:? ? ? Yu Xinghe stood outside the recording studio, with a smile that couldn't be hidden in his eyes. "I once reached for the stars, and then we shined together" The quirky little sun × the flower of the high mountain star ＊Reading Guide: 1. 1V1, both physical and mental, the main and supporting characters are not perfect, and the system is growing. 2. The heroine is a love killer, and the hero has a vest. It was a coincidence in the early stage due to a hidden design, and it gradually unfolds in the later chapters. 3. Non-traditional entertainment industry, purely private, all characters and events have no prototypes 4. There are not many bad guys, not many slap-in-the-face plots, but more of a daily comedy 5. This is also the first book written by the author. It is not mature enough, but he is working hard. Everyone is attracted by their own eyes. If you can't stand it, don't force it or tell me. The next one will be better (Bi Xin) The text of the new article "The supporting actress from a wealthy family moves like crazy" is as follows: Meng Qingzhi went through the book and became the fake daughter who seizes the marriage contract of the real daughter in ancient sadistic novels. She also enthusiastically participated in the love play of the male and female protagonists throughout the novel. System: Host, please rest assured. As long as you follow the original plot like this and that, and then work together with the male and female protagonists, our mission will be completed! Meng Qingzhi: fine:) Let the rich and powerful resentment feel the resentment of beating workers. System: Since the host has accepted it well, let's start our first task - kneeling down to offer tea to our newlywed mother-in-law. Meng Qingzhi: TD — The first day I walked in, The hero's stepmother asked her to copy the family instructions by hand. Meng Qingzhi grabbed the family motto and threw it to the ground with a bang. He took out his lighter and burned it while beating the ground and yelled: "Ancestor! I'm sorry for you! I will bring this old cancer of the new society down to see you now!" The hero's stepmother screamed and fainted when she saw the flames filling the sky. The housekeeper yelled in confusion: "Quick! Call an ambulance!" Meng Qingzhi: "Don't be anxious!" She was seen holding a mahogany sword and wearing a Taoist robe, standing by the bedside of the male protagonist's stepmother, doing the trick, forcing the stepmother to wake up and be frightened, and then be doused in water to wake her up. Meng Qingzhi: I used to be a thief when competing with the boss, but now I am competing with the King of Hell to steal people, and my skills are still as good as before! Soon after, The male protagonist's relatives were invited to a dinner party, and the aunt tsked and mocked: "I heard that you are just the wrong child of the Meng family, and you have the blood of some slum flowing in your body." Meng Qingzhi snatched the syringe toy from the child next to him, inserted a steel needle and pierced the aunt's butt, and said with a ferocious face: "My blood is dirty?! Hahaha, my blood is dirty!! As long as each of your noble Shen family members gives me a tube of blood, I can successfully transfuse my blood! Jie Jie Jie!!!" My aunt covered her buttocks and screamed loudly. Other relatives also ran around the house. Finally, the relatives who tried to escape over the wall were sent down one by one by the electric grid on the wall like dumplings. Meng Qingzhi was grilling squid on the wall while commenting on everyone's hairstyle: "This one is not poked, this one is very tortured, that one is too curly, it is better to shave it off." The eldest son of the Meng family, who had been studying abroad for eight years, came to Meng Qingzhi and said angrily: "You are so cruel. You don't know how to give back to the family after you get married. My father has no intention of working because he is worried about you. Our company is about to close down!" Meng Qingzhi took two steps back, spun and jumped, put his warm palm on the fake elder brother's face, and said kindly: "The company closed down as soon as you came back. Have you ever reflected on yourself?" One month later, the wealthy male protagonist returned to China late at night. The system couldn't sit still anymore and immediately issued a task: Host, please make four dishes and one soup for the male protagonist with your own hands, so as to influence his heart as cold as granite. Meng Qingzhi: OK, OK! The stupid male protagonist is back, right? ! After a moment, the male protagonist saw tomatoes, cucumbers, lettuce and onions arranged neatly on his granite dining table, while Meng Qingzhi saw a crack on his beautifully carved face. Meng Qingzhi smiled warmly, picked up a cucumber and stuffed it into the male protagonist's mouth and said: "Eat it, there will be more after this one." The male protagonist was speechless as his mouth was gagged, and he fled the country that night. — Seeing the plot getting more and more distorted, the system collapsed: Don't force me to sensationalize! In fact, your life experience... Meng Qingzhi rubbed his wrist: Don't force me to slap you! I can't live well, I can't die, haha, take care of me, I'm crazy! ! ! Intention: The stars and you will shine.