The Dragon-Pride Protagonist Just Wants to Retire [Quick Transmigration]

[Main story complete] [Will travel into romance, danmei, male-oriented, and no-CP novels]

After a hundred years of cultivation and countless hardships, Shen Jinci finally broke through the void.

A kindly old man stood amid the vast sea of stars, smiling at him. "Would you like to visit other worlds?"

Shen Jinci nodded, and then he was bound to a mission System.

After living for 333 years and spending 320 of them in seclusion, he listened to the Mission Taker's Handbook and suddenly realized he might have been tricked.

He didn't want to do missions. He just wanted to retire. As long as you had the right attitude, you could enjoy retirement anywhere.

Need to deal with some petty villains? Taking them down one by one is too slow. Why not offend them all at once, then handle them together?

The entertainment industry? He can't dance, but he knows swordsmanship. He can't act, but he's great at fight scenes. He earned his retirement fund and took on a group of disciples to support him in his old age.

Family feuds? Give me three houses and deposit money into my account every month, and I'll automatically drop out of the heir race.

Watching Shen Jinci wield a blade in a mech to take on firearms single-handedly, the System let out a piercing shriek.

Shen Jinci: What a thrill. Retirement is great.

Later...

At the System Joint Department's 347th meeting.

System A: Is Shen Jinci willing to retire today?

System B: He says he retired ages ago.

Shen Jinci: You have to admit, the retirement trips you've arranged are pretty interesting.

No-CP male lead coming soon:

Please Act Like a Person [Paranormal]

Shen Zhaohan was an orphan with no parents. The charlatan who raised him died when he was eighteen.

The day after the charlatan died was the first day of the spiritual qi revival.

Spiritual qi gave countless things sentience. Even skeletons climbed out of the ground to demand rights for the dead, and the world descended into chaos.

Shen Zhaohan thought it was some kind of ghostly roleplay forum, until the rice cooker maliciously sprayed him with rice.

Shen Zhaohan: ?

Ever since the charlatan adopted him, Shen Zhaohan had been plagued by guilt. Later, he discovered that the things the charlatan taught him actually worked!

But since he was determined not to follow in the charlatan's footsteps, he was only a dabbler. His most familiar technique was physical exorcism.

As for everything else, he believed that with enough practice, he'd master it sooner or later.

The ghost who had been only half-exorcised: ?

The half-human, half-plastic doll: ?

The evil spirit that was promised a chance to escape but unfortunately got obliterated: ?

Shen Zhaohan, please act like a person!

Notes:

1. Fake infinite flow + fake paranormal.

2. The rice cooker spraying rice is just the rice cooker's own cook-y behavior. Don't waste food; everyone has a part to play.

Theme: Take control of your fate, break through your constraints, and build a harmonious society