In the world of cultivation, sects are always getting wiped out. Plenty of sects were destroyed in past years, but this year there are especially many. There are hardly enough extras to go around.
As luck would have it, I make a living playing corpses. This is a good time for business. I took eight hundred gigs in one day: the Hehuan Sect in the morning, the Wu Qing Sect in the afternoon, a quick lie-down at the neighboring Taiji Sect, then off to the Asura Domain at night.
I'm a professional corpse actor. I hang from the sect's gate with my tongue lolling out and a tragic look in my eyes.
Even complete strangers are deeply moved, passionately swearing in front of me, "I will avenge you!"
A good actor doesn't need lines. Every eyelash is part of the performance.
I, Liangliang, am such a good actor!
One day, I was covered in blood, lying in front of a sect that had just been wiped out, with a prop sword stuck in my chest.
Someone came up to me.
I thought he'd be another hero vowing to avenge me.
Instead, he said, "Fellow Daoist, weren't you dead at the Hehuan Sect this morning?"
"Weren't you dead at the Wu Qing Sect at noon?"
"Weren't you just dead at the Taiji Sect?"
"Why are you dead in the Demonic Domain now?"
Me: ...
I said, "Those were my five identical sisters." Do you believe me?
The other person said, "I think you can still be saved. Come back with me."
I'm Liangliang, and today I'm really done for.
And that's how he picked me up.
It wasn't until much later that I learned he was the son of Heaven, Gongshan Wei, with the highest difficulty level in history.
The ultimate gentle-looking villain, more villainous than the villains
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The cultivation world is usually a mess, but today is especially chaotic. Three major immortal sects were wiped out one after another in a single day.
When Gongshan Wei got the news, he went to help the Hehuan Sect in the morning, rescue the Wu Qing Sect in the afternoon, take a look at the neighboring Taiji Sect, and provide humanitarian aid to the Asura Demon Realm at night.
But each time, he was too late.
When his highly empathetic attendant looked at the horrific scene of a sect's destruction and clenched his fists for the Nth time, passionately swearing, "I will avenge you all..."
Gongshan Wei said, "Wait."
"That person lying in the grass looks like they've died four times already."
Never mind, let's take them back and have a look. Saving a life is better than building a seven-story pagoda.
I know you want to lie flat, but hold on a little longer.
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Liangliang was brought back to life by Gongshan Wei.
She had a few carefree days of lying around.
But she didn't think it was worth it. In the past, lying down made her money; now, it only killed time. So she wanted to go back to her old job.
Liangliang really is a hardworking woman!
So she sneaked away from Gongshan Wei and went back to the good old days of earning money by playing dead.
Then suddenly, one day, corpse gigs were overflowing. Hundreds of sects were wiped out in a single day, and there was an urgent shortage of corpse extras! How could Liangliang stand by and do nothing? She hurriedly stuffed her mouth with a blood capsule and rushed off to help... the corpses.
At the sect gate, she had a prop sword on her back and was about to spit out a mouthful of blood.
A shadow fell over Liangliang.
Her clear eyes reflected the man's cold face.
"It's no easy feat to create this many corpses in one day. I've wiped out eight hundred sects so far, and at last I've found you."
The blood on the sword tip went drip, landing on Liangliang's face.
Told in third person
Theme: Sharing joys and hardships, friendship lasts forever