Coming soon: "After Faking My Death, I Was Found Out by the Child of Heaven's Will"
A Xun transmigrates into the heroine of an angsty romance, and from the start the male lead is already chasing her to win her back.
She has just kicked the scumbag in the face.
Then the villain's younger brother sweeps her away like a gust of wind, launching the story into a white-hot battle of romantic rivals.
The male lead travels a thousand miles to win her back.
When he finds A Xun, he discovers the villain is marrying her.
The male lead crashes the wedding.
A Xun glances at the villain.
Then she shakes her head at the male lead and says, "I don't know you. I don't remember you."
Behind her, the villain looks pleased.
The male lead flies into a rage, shouting and making a scene in front of the invincible villain.
The villain turns him into a tiny matchstick and uses him to light pair after pair of wedding candles.
The male lead drugs the villain's wine again.
He adds two ounces of realgar wine, hoping A Xun will see the villain's monstrous true form.
Terrified, A Xun feels her way along the wall. "Husband, I suddenly can't see."
Male lead: ?
So you were faking it?
A Xun: Of course.
Why should I take the blame for the original owner's mess?!
Would I have this happy life otherwise?
Would I have such a handsome, irresistible husband?
Male lead: No, you're not the sort of person who cares about looks.
A Xun: A husband's good looks are his wife's glory!
She takes out a miniature portrait of the villain, strokes it, and grins lecherously.
Then she looks at the male lead.
She clicks her tongue in disgust.
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When A Xun was first dragged into the demon's lair,
the ruler on the throne was pure and holy in his white robes, with tentacles flying wildly.
His eyes shone with madness, and the flames of revenge blazed fiercely.
A Xun: Oh no, he's after me.
She sizes up the black pot the original owner left behind.
A Xun decides to toss it aside altogether.
"Who am I? Where am I?"
Villain: "Big sister, I'm your husband."
A Xun: "Huh?"
Villain, moving closer: "Our wedding is tomorrow. The guests have all arrived."
A Xun: Are you kidding me?
Looking at the huge hole she had dug for herself, A Xun wonders whether she should jump in.
At the wedding, the villain presses her head down and makes her bow to Heaven and Earth.
Then the wedding night: Should she go through with it or not?
The curtains fall.
The villain calmly looks A Xun over.
A Xun quickly strokes her chin and sizes up the villain... his abs, broad shoulders, narrow waist, and handsome face.
That's as far as the pants are coming off today!
A shameless woman should enjoy life first. Mmm, mmm.
(Her chin is gradually rubbing itself into a fire.)
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A Xun accidentally drinks fake liquor on her wedding night.
"The last one wasn't obedient. This one's even better behaved."
In a daze, she lifts the villain's chin.
"So having money doesn't make me a good person after all."
She picks up the bottle and pours liquor down the villain's throat. As he chokes and blushes, she gradually breaks into a lecherous grin.
★
The day of the final battle arrives.
The villain's defeat is all but certain as the immortal sects surround him.
Dragging his broken body, he walks toward A Xun.
"Heaven and Earth may be unkind, but we are the perfect match."
He holds A Xun tightly and makes her die with him.
The turning of the wheel of reincarnation takes them back to the beginning of the story.
A Xun: I'm free to run around again. Time to find someone new!
There's Brother Da Niu from the village entrance, a strong and tireless construction foreman.
There's the private-school teacher, with a steady job and regular nine-to-five hours.
And there's the young general straight ahead: an imperial noble, but completely crazy.
He looks a little familiar...
The villain's younger brother lifts his chin and tightens the reins.
"Big sister, you can't just call off this wedding."
★
A marriage expert analyzes a matchmaking profile.
Let's see, is this man marriage material?
Male, an imperial noble, a second-generation official, with a stable military post.
The answer is no, because he's crazy and obsessed with his sister. Major deductions.
Submission from A Xun: What if I'm his sister?
Well... then it doesn't matter if he's crazy.
Also known as [To Hell with Being the Angsty Romance Heroine, I'm Running Off with the Villain] [I Finally Scraped My Way to the Ending, So Why Did I Suddenly Transmigrate Back to the Beginning?] [The Original Male Lead's Chase to Win Her Back Has to Last from Start to Finish!]
Reading guide: Wildly imaginative, not a traditional xianxia story.
& [Love and thanks to the immortal artist Jin Qiu Jiuxiao]
Blurb written on October 24, 2020
Theme: The heroine is strong-willed and faces adversity head-on
Happy New Year! Will the baby book be updated? [Please] From 2024 to 2025 and then to 2026, I really like this book [crying]
Although Jinjiang is bad, I still send my best wishes to you! Baby, please praise me~~~ (Proud akimbo [sunglasses] [sunglasses]
It feels like I've finally reached the main text
I really like watching it! Our little couple is so cute!
Axun is rolling around in the Upside Down Realm, just like Alice in Wonderland. It's gorgeous and imaginative.
I'm so happy. Haha, reading the big text is like dreaming. It's beautiful, funny and ridiculous.
Press the claws to spread the flowers. Spread the flowers. Spread the flowers.
Press the claws to spread the flowers. Spread the flowers. Spread the flowers.
Press the claws to spread the flowers. Spread the flowers. Spread the flowers.
Press the claws to spread the flowers. Spread the flowers. Spread the flowers.