[Western Crossover] Did Tuff Have a Great Success Today?

Tav fell from the sky and crashed into the Iceberg Lounge. Now the Penguin was surrounding him with dozens of armed thugs, demanding an explanation.

Time stopped, and a glowing screen visible only to Tav appeared before him.

With a successful [Deception] check, Tav could convince the Penguin he was an agent sent by Falcone to take stock of his businesses.

With a successful [Persuasion] check, Tav could make the Penguin understand that he had no idea what had happened and had suddenly ended up here.

With a successful [Intimidation] check, Tav could threaten the Penguin that if he laid a finger on him, Batman would beat him to a pulp and throw him into Arkham.

But Tav chose the last option without much hesitation.

Time started moving again.

"Penguin, do you lay eggs like those birds? Trust me, I can make the tastiest omelets in the world."

Tav grinned and spoke slowly.

Tav swore he wasn't some kind of troublemaker.

He was just a bumbling kid who could never pass a communication skill check.

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Before you read:

1. Inspired by an obsession with Baldur's Gate 3.

2. Lighthearted and silly.

3. Uses the DND system, with house rules and modifications. It's fine if you haven't played, but Baldur's Gate 3 really is great! (Loudly.)

Theme: Judge people by what they do, not what they say