The Office Drone Is Still Hitting Cupid's KPIs Today

Being an office drone is tough.

Office drones stay up late every day.

But this office drone has to meet the God of Love's KPIs to avoid the ending the gods foretold, in which one of their best friends is sure to die.

Hat rack: I owe you one.

Office drone: Wear matching couple outfits with the bandage freak for a day.

Hat rack: ...If I've offended you, just say so.

Chief Taneda: I don't even know how to make it up to you.

Office drone: Write Mr. Dazai a love letter.

Chief Taneda: ???

Office drone: I call them the Balding Couple. They have a high compatibility score.

Chief Taneda: How about I find you a therapist?

What are feelings? The office drone doesn't know, and doesn't have time to find out.

As long as he makes up a rumor and gets people to believe it, he'll get his KPI.

He's just a cold, unfeeling KPI machine.

Theme: A loving society is a harmonious one.