Me, Whose Superpower Is Being a Bandage Freak

Welcome to Port Academy, home of the bandage spirits. I'm your tour guide for today!

Do you see that tree at the school gate, wrapped all over in bandages? That's right, it's a bandage spirit. The fruit it bears is bandages.

This is our school flower bed. Ah, please don't pick the flowers. The bandage flowers will complain that you've picked their [beep] organs.

Here we have our special lunch: fried fish with mushrooms. The fish are mackerel that commit suicide every day, and the mushrooms are bandage mushrooms. Just unwrap the bandages and eat them. Don't worry, the side effects are only minor.

Wait, don't run! Take this bandage virus with you! And these two eggs laid by bandage spirits! Please, there are too many bandage spirits here! Can you really bear to see our school drowned in bandage spirits?

Don't run! Take this bandage spirit with you!

You can't leave without taking ten pounds of bandage spirits!

To earn money, Tan Jun took on the school's livestream promoting its supernatural abilities. He drank the ability-development potion and burned the hair of Principal Mori, whose ability was fire.

Before he developed a second ability, Principal Mori would tell him every day, "If you've got nothing to do, go bite a lighter."

After he developed a second ability, Principal Mori knelt before him every day, shouting, "Tan Jun, stop causing trouble! There's a new Dazai Osamu every day, and the Education Bureau won't reimburse my expenses anymore!"

Tan Jun gave the ability-development potion a five-star rating.

A new bandage spirit every day, and trouble comes right to my door. The principal will never have to worry about the ability-promotion plan being held back again~

Tan Jun: Don't ask. I have no idea why drinking the ability-development potion made bandage spirits multiply.

Student Dazai: Don't ask. I don't want to be forced to acknowledge so many "relatives," either.

Red-haired junior: I just want to know how much Dazai Osamu can multiply.

Theme: Study hard and improve every day