I'm Not Interested in Gossip

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Synopsis

As a perfectly ordinary little makeup artist, Song Wennuan always keeps her professional code in mind.

Pretend not to hear what she shouldn't hear, and pretend not to see what she shouldn't see.

Unfortunately, she's also a passerby whose job is to give the main characters a helping hand, and an extra who gets to witness all kinds of iconic scenes and gossip about them.

Since ancient times, makeup rooms have been where the juiciest stories come to light.

And on top of that, she ends up with a gossip-loving System. At the makeup-room gossip sessions, Song Wennuan unlocks one task after another.

"Have you heard? The boss of XX Entertainment has been pursuing that rising star lately!"

System: [Host, go watch the confession and shout, "Say yes!"]

Watching a young celebrity and a rich woman pick out engagement rings.

Watching a nobody girl group member from the bottom of the industry fall in love with a fellow member.

Watching a married couple from a dating reality show secretly switch partners.

Please, stop spilling the tea! I can't get to all these places in time!

This overworked employee doesn't want to work overtime!

"Have you heard? Mr. X has his eye on a young man lately."

"I never knew he was so wild. He goes for men and women alike."

System: [Host, hurry to the entrance of the XXX Hotel to witness a nobody celebrity jump to his death after refusing to submit to unspoken rules, then scream in shock.]

Song Wennuan: "This time, I don't want to watch."

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He Chu has been struggling in the entertainment industry for years, always naively believing that if he had talent and worked hard, someone would eventually notice him.

Until his dream shattered. Unwilling to get mixed up in those dirty dealings, he chose to leap to his death.

Only later did He Chu learn that he was a passerby in a book, and his role was to provide the male lead's rival with a criminal accusation.

He was trapped in that room, forced to feel the pain over and over, forced to jump from the window again and again.

He Chu had no idea how many times he had repeated it, until someone kicked the door open.

In that moment, he was free.

[Content Warnings]:

1. The story includes all kinds of tangled relationships between men and women, men and men, women and women, and women and men. If you can't accept that, please don't read.

2. None of the entertainment-industry celebrities who appear are perfect idols. Some have minor flaws, others are irredeemably flawed.

3. The gossip is as melodramatic as it gets, involving both moral and legal issues. Any resemblance to real events is purely coincidental. If you can't accept that, please don't read.

Coming Soon:

Fluffy Friends Take Me Gossiping

Meng Junfan rescues a cat.

Just as she's about to leave the pet hospital, she hears a cat about to lose its ability to reproduce shriek, "You old bastard! Just because you can't have kids, you won't let me have any either!"

Meng Junfan looks at the cat owner's swollen belly and falls into deep thought.

Legend has it that one pet hospital is a magical place: couples who visit always break up, criminals who visit always get caught, and passersby who visit always find some juicy gossip.

Warmhearted citizen Ms. Meng: Thanks. The only problem is that the little animals talk just a tiny bit too much.

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To hear the gossip, Meng Junfan goes to a certain pet hospital every day.

One day, a doctor pulls her aside and asks, "You come to our hospital so often. Is it because..."

Meng Junfan nods. "Yes, yes, I love gossip."

The doctor: "You like our director?"

Meng Junfan: Huh?

Did the gossip just turn out to be about me?

Theme: Hearing is not believing; seeing is believing.