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Yu Sang is a fortune-teller. Her greatest pleasure in life is gossiping (crossed out) helping others.
"Hey, miss, I can tell from your face that someone nasty is about to cause you trouble."
One blame-shifting client found.
"Sir, your face looks yellow. Have you been eating too many mandarins, or are you having kidney problems?"
One cheating man found.
"You say this girl is adopted? You're right, she isn't related to you by blood, but she is related to your ex-husband."
Two cheating men found.
But why are these readings taking such a strange turn?
Yu Sang suddenly feels like someone is using her as a pawn.
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Yu Sang has a flaw in her fate. Though she is exceptionally talented at fortune-telling, she is destined to be alone for life and unable to hold on to money.
Her master showed her a "bright path":
Find a wealthy man with a short life expectancy and marry him!
Once he dies, she can inherit his estate and never have to suffer from her fate again.
Yu Sang agreed.
But, sir, weren't you supposed to die before turning thirty?
Why are you getting healthier and healthier?
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Content warnings:
1. This story is fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental.
2. It's full of melodrama and contains relationships of various orientations. Proceed with caution if that's not your thing.
3. All the fortune-telling in this story is made up.
4. The male lead is 28 (from the past to the future, inside and out, he belongs to the female lead alone. He's her personal ATM). The female lead is 23. Please don't read if that bothers you.
[Coming soon: Fluffy Friends Take Me Gossiping]
Meng Junfan rescued a cat.
Just as she was about to leave the veterinary hospital, she heard a cat that was about to lose its fertility howl, "You old bastard! Just because you can't have kids, you have to make sure I can't either!"
Meng Junfan stared at the cat's pregnant owner and fell silent.
They say a veterinary hospital is a magical place: couples who go there always break up, criminals who go there always get caught, and passersby who go there always find some gossip.
Kind-hearted citizen Ms. Meng: Thanks. It's just that the little animals talk a tiny bit too much.
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To get her gossip fix, Meng Junfan went to a certain veterinary hospital every day.
One day, a doctor stopped her to gossip. "You come to our hospital so often. Is it because..."
Meng Junfan nodded. "Yes, yes. I love gossip."
The doctor: "You like our director?"
Meng Junfan: Huh?
I found gossip about myself?
Theme: Fight superstition
Your emotional drama is full of two chapters.
Didn't I say that the most gossipy areas in the hospital are the anorectal and obstetrics and gynecology departments 🐶
At first glance, Tan and Tang seem to have a very distant relationship. After careful calculation, it is true that we are not blood relatives within the third generation and can get married. The first common ancestor of Tang and Tan is Grandpa Tang's grandfather, who is Grandpa Tan's grandfather. Grandpa Tang Li's grandfather is 5 generations old, and Grandpa Tan Li's grandfather is 6 generations old. Calculated based on the distance, these are all blood relatives within 6 generations. After the fifth server, they can definitely get married.
Calculate the consequences that will occur to people, but whether they can be changed depends on people's choices
This melon is really messy. Come on!
Subway, old man, mobile phone
It's such a complicated relationship, my CPU is burned out and I can't even react.
The little transparency is also sparkling in the eyes of the one you love!
There's no way you can resist a wheelchair like this!
Thanks for the limited exemption, finish spreading flowers 💪 [spread flowers] 💪