Snape x original female character
Includes the Magic Awakened game System. Please proceed with caution if that's not your thing!
Weasley's Wizard Wheezes-style blurb:
They say every wizard in the Wizarding World is born with one or more special traits, and Anastasia is clearly a little more special than most.
We don't yet know what all her traits are, but we know for sure that she comes with a System: the Magic Awakened game System.
Anastasia often takes secret delight in it, and has always firmly believed that even Voldemort would envy her unique talent.
Anastasia: I'm only eleven, my spending bar is maxed out, and my collection room is fully upgraded. What about you? Never mind being bald and noseless, but why do you have so few Galleons? And why so few outfits?
Voldemort: ?
System: Reminder to the host: you have strayed from this game's original purpose of focusing on studying cards and battling with magic...
Anastasia scoffed at that, until Hogwarts began. She drew the cards [Troll], [Snowball Charm], [Unicorn], [Baby Three-Headed Dog], [Norwegian Ridgeback Egg]... and was forced into the Gryffindor trio's adventures again and again. As one card story after another came true, she finally realized...
Her special talent wasn't "fill a wardrobe in no time," "never wear the same outfit as anyone else," "the Wizarding World's Miracle Nikki," or "silently announcing to the whole world that I'm rich."
It was...
Anastasia: Tonight, I'm the Seer...
Before You Read:
1. The romantic pairing is Snape. The heroine's background is a little complicated and won't be explained right away. She's not really an eleven-year-old child, so please don't be scared off by the age gap! I can't say more without spoilers.
2. Everyone survives, canon couples stay together, there is a touch of ensemble cast, and the ending is guaranteed to be happy.
3. I don't bash Gryffindors or Slytherins, but the characters have different perspectives and naturally act and speak accordingly, so conflict is unavoidable. There are a thousand Hamlets in a thousand people's eyes. I'll do my best to keep everyone in character according to my own understanding of them.
4. The heroine has the Magic Awakened System. If that bothers you, please proceed with caution! It's fine if you haven't played the game; it just works like a golden finger. The story doesn't follow all the game's settings. I stopped playing before the revamp, so the settings are based on the game's launch version. If anything needs clarification, I'll explain it in the author's notes.
5. This is a repost of an older story, with permission reported. It was first published in late July 2022. I promised my readers I'd come back and continue it after signing a contract! Previously titled After Awakening to Magic, I Became a Seer and Stacie.
6. Written for love, not abandoned, but updates depend on inspiration.
Blurb for upcoming story: [Harry Potter] I Can Skip Class, But I Can't Skip Science
Blurb after drinking a Truth-Telling Potion:
After dying suddenly on the 120th day of preparing for the teacher recruitment exam in her previous life, Matilda Bones is determined to take back everything that belongs to her in this life.
Why should she be the only one worked to death?
The entire Wizarding World, get grinding!!!
Matilda knocked on the Headmaster's Office door and made an impassioned, tearful plea. From then on, all the teachers held a faculty meeting once a week, and Hogwarts got its own complete study guides, top-student notes, five-year O.W.L. prep, and two-year N.E.W.T. prep.
On the foreword page of every book, chief editor Matilda Bones repeated her exclusive brainwashing slogan:
"Master this book, and you'll surpass You-Know-Who."
Behind several thick layers of purple scarves, Voldemort was so furious he wheezed. Passing students pointed at Quirrell's head. "Did Professor Quirrell wrap a humidifier in his turban?"
Quirrell: "..."
But Matilda still wasn't satisfied. If you don't work hard today, the Death Eaters will work you to death tomorrow!
So as soon as she started her third year, she hurriedly scooped up the big black dog skulking around near the Whomping Willow. "I'll help you catch Peter Pettigrew. You and Lupin can help me research something."
Sirius: "?"
From then on, Hogwarts got its own class group chats, online learning platform, MOOCs, and campus forums.
Too much studying makes people hate studying. But with the war coming, how else could they improve their odds of survival?
Matilda thought about it for a few days, tickled a pear, slipped into the kitchens, and held a meeting with the House-elves.
From then on, Hogwarts, Hogsmeade, and Diagon Alley all had their own special drinks: Boya's Absolute Strings, Grape Popping Boba, and coconut lattes.
Young witches and wizards drank when they were tired of studying, then studied after drinking. They worked so diligently that the entire Department of Magical Education had to move into a bigger office.
On the day of the Battle of Hogwarts, Voldemort grinned from ear to ear as he crowed, "Harry Potter is dead!" and tried to recruit the students to his side.
Neville stood at the front, raising the Sword of Gryffindor and shouting, "The Death Eaters don't offer job security! We will never surrender!"
Voldemort: "...?"
Voldemort: What is wrong with all of you?!
Blurb after shockingly biting through a Rock Cake:
After winning the Battle of Hogwarts, reporters stopped Matilda, who was hurrying home to catch up on sleep, for an interview.
Reporter: "Miss Bones, as one of the heroes who defeated the Dark Lord, what do you think was the key to our victory?"
"Education." Matilda yawned into the microphone. "The power of education."
"In first year, we assigned Quirrell to the administration office to compile teaching materials.
In second year, we dragged Death Eater parents into parent-teacher meetings to learn parenting skills.
In third year, we continued teaching Death Eater parents how to use apps.
In fourth year, we made Barty Crouch Jr. take the teacher certification exam.
In fifth year, we made Umbridge enter the outstanding-teacher competition.
In sixth year, we published a biography of Voldemort, embellished edition, to help the Death Eaters develop a reading habit."
Matilda: "And then we won."
Reporter: "?"
Reading Guide:
1. The heroine is a half-blood Gryffindor, paired with Snape. This is a slice-of-life story about the next generation, with a happy ending and everyone surviving, except those like Regulus who died before the heroine was born. Many plot details are original.
2. The author started this story while going crazy from studying, as a completely self-indulgent work. It's all for laughs and stress relief. The heroine is the type who "got rained on, so she tears everyone else's umbrellas to shreds." The educational views and methods shown don't represent the author's own beliefs; they're purely for comedy and stress relief, so please don't take them seriously!!! If the style isn't for you after a few chapters, please stop reading.
3. One disclaimer: early on, the heroine treats the protagonists more like NPCs. She'll grow and change later. I can't say more without spoiling things. In short, it's not because the author has a problem with the original characters.
4. Written for love; updates depend on inspiration.
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The author's page also has another upcoming Harry Potter story, [Harry Potter] I Can Skip Class, But I Can't Skip Science, currently being written in advance. Add it to your collection if you're interested~
Theme: Love is the most powerful magic
The girl above: Why don't you guess who is your father between me and Snape? As you get older, you will become innocent.
Sifu: My wife has become smaller and stupider[666]
What good could a Malfoy trio do?
Hahahahahaha, laugh to death
R. A. B is Rael ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
No matter how young his wife becomes, there will always be a professor who is afraid of his wife.
"Working Harder Than Filch" made me laugh a lot hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
A bold guess is that the heroine was originally the age of the parent generation, but due to time magic, she became the age of the child generation.
Rael the Cat and Sirius Owl...😂
The girl above: Why don't you guess who is your father between me and Snape? As you get older, you will become innocent.
Sifu: My wife has become smaller and stupider[666]
What good could a Malfoy trio do? Hahahahahaha, laugh to death
R. A. B is Rael ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
No matter how young his wife becomes, there will always be a professor who is afraid of his wife.
"Working Harder Than Filch" made me laugh a lot hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
A bold guess is that the heroine was originally the age of the parent generation, but due to time magic, she became the age of the child generation.
Tsundere, awkward and weird hahaha
Draco: Double standard treatment!