[Genshin Impact Haikaveh] The World Is Weird, but My Senior Is Adorable

I was obsessed with Genshin Impact before and would occasionally get some ideas. I realized I had written a lot of Alhaitham and Kaveh content, so after much thought, I moved it all here o("￣︶￣")o Updates will probably be irregular from now on. Fellow fans, feel free to leave comments o("￣▽￣")o

[Warning] These are all Alhaitham/Kaveh ship ideas, so those who dislike the pairing, look out! Since each idea is different, Alhaitham and Kaveh may sometimes turn into other species =￣ω￣=

Anyway, the worlds are wonderfully weird, and the senior is adorable (* /ω\*)

One: When they're little animals:

Cat Alhaitham: ...What's with this human?

Kaveh: ??? What's with this cat?

Meanwhile.

Lop-eared rabbit Kaveh (backing away in terror): !!! Don't come any closer!

Alhaitham: "It's not poisonous."

Two: In the entertainment industry:

Manager Singh: "Haitham, are you against doing romance scenes?"

Alhaitham: "Do you have the wrong idea about me? I have no objection to them. I'm just... not very good at acting out romantic scenes."

Manager Singh: "Oh? And why is that?"

Alhaitham: "...You can think of it as me being unable to understand love, and therefore unable to portray it."

Manager Singh thinks: That sounds reasonable enough, but isn't what you and Kaveh have going on just love? You only managed to finish today's commercial because of Kaveh's poster... Are you really not just putting on a brave face, buddy?!

Three: When the lights need to go out:

Kaveh (flustered): "Y-you! Alhaitham, how could you call this kind of thing a research project! Jerk!"

Alhaitham (calmly): "It is a research project. My personal research project."

Kaveh (shocked): "W-what? You... no, you... who are you trying to date?!"

Alhaitham (smug?): "Who do you think, senior?"

To be continued...

Theme: I can't compete with Genshin Impact, the fandom's ultimate creator, but I'll quietly make a few more treats for the Alhaitham/Kaveh ship