Announcement: This novel will wrap up on January 20. The paid chapters start with Chapter 26~
My new novel, The Crown Princess Is Bound to a PDA System, is now underway. If you're interested, feel free to add it to your library~
An Yunchu transmigrates into a palace-intrigue novel as a cannon-fodder empress, constantly subjected to the emperor's icy glares and cutting remarks. The emperor is devastatingly handsome, talented in both letters and arms, yet he has no interest in women and is asexual.
True Love System: "Your mission is to make His Majesty fall madly in love with you. His Majesty likes virtuous women who are gentle, obedient, and well-behaved. Just go along with everything he says..."
An Yunchu curses under her breath: "Damn, what rotten luck! I was a wage slave in my last life, and now I have to be one again?"
She turns around, ready to charge straight at the damn emperor.
True Love System: "His Majesty likes girls with long, shiny black hair, slender figures and waists, and sweet, kind smiles."
An Yunchu: "Oh."
She sports a mop of unruly hair, wraps herself in six or seven layers of clothes until she looks like a dumpling, and fearlessly heads out. When she sees the emperor, she closes and opens her eyes, revealing a wicked, lopsided grin.
The damn emperor: sees stars.
True Love System: "His Majesty hates people getting close to him, especially touching him."
An Yunchu: "OK."
That night, An Yunchu flashes a bold smile and turns into an octopus, clinging to the emperor all night.
An Yunchu: "I slept right beside you last night, and it was so warm and cozy. I want to sleep beside you again tonight."
The damn emperor: heart stops.jpg
The damn emperor finally snaps: "I shall banish you to the Cold Palace."
An Yunchu immediately turns into Sadako, crawling ominously across the floor of the Hall of Mental Cultivation: "Why are you unhappy, Your Majesty? Shall I perform a stunt for you and uproot a willow tree?"
As the System shrieks "We're doomed, we're dead!" again and again, An Yunchu goes berserk countless times. The System is about to take its own life when it realizes that most of the mission progress bar has been completed.
True Love System: "?"
The damn emperor: "I don't know why, but if she doesn't scare me at least once a day, I feel awful all over."
True Love System: "So mental illness really is contagious..."
At first, Ying Xuan can only see a kind of brainstem-missing beauty in An Yunchu. He thinks this woman has no chance of surviving in the harem. Then she keeps going crazy, and everyone in the harem ends up submitting to her. When her beautiful eyes turn his way, Ying Xuan finds himself wondering if perhaps he isn't as averse to women as he thought.
Notes:
1. Both leads are virgins.
2. The author made this up freely. It's completely fictional, with kindergarten-level plot and elementary-school-level palace intrigue, holes everywhere, and plenty of bizarre characters. Please read at your own discretion.
3. The ranks of the concubines were based on information found on Baidu.
Please add my ongoing novel to your library~ The Crown Princess Keeps Herself Alive by Showing Off Her Love
Rong Jiao transmigrates as a noblewoman betrothed to the Crown Prince. She abandons the cold and heartless Crown Prince to elope with a scumbag, who cheats her out of her money and virtue. Eventually, the Crown Prince finds her, and she dies on the spot from shame and humiliation.
After transmigrating, Rong Jiao dumps the scumbag without hesitation. Knowing she doesn't have much time left, she decides to marry the Crown Prince and enjoy a life of wealth and power.
"Welcome, Host, to the PDA System! Confess your love to the Crown Prince and get a grand public response from him. The more public the display, the more life points you earn!"
Rong Jiao, who has had several husbands in virtual worlds: "Well, now you've hit my sweet spot. I'm all about being devoted!"
On their wedding day, Rong Jiao hires a dragon-and-lion dance troupe. After their performance, she makes a dazzling entrance: "Your coldness may scare people away, but my love for you is unshakable!"
The Crown Prince has never been this mortified in his life. For the first time, he blushes.
At a palace banquet, a single glance from the Crown Prince strikes fear into everyone's hearts. They nearly faint and don't dare speak.
Rong Jiao calmly serves him some food, her clear, coquettish voice carrying across the entire banquet: "You ate my pig's tail, so from now on, you're my little~ silly~ goose~"
The explosive confession melts the icy aura around the Crown Prince.
Wait, is she crazy?
Another woman tries to steal the Crown Prince from Rong Jiao.
System: "Take the Crown Prince back in front of everyone!"
Rong Jiao grabs a sword and says to the woman: "Let's settle this with our strength. We'll fight, and whoever wins gets the Crown Prince!"
Everyone: "!!"
The Crown Prince: "...Are you crazy?"
Rong Jiao instinctively launches into a rapid-fire patter: "Love begins for reasons unknown. Once I love you, I'll fight for you to the end!"
Everyone knows the Crown Prince is cold and ruthless, waging wars without restraint. Single-handedly, he has crushed the foreign enemies surrounding Bianqin and punished corrupt officials with harsh laws and penalties. Yet his murderous aura is so intense that no one dares approach him, and even speaking to him makes people tremble.
The Crown Prince is a terrifying presence, and he's used to being alone.
Until he meets a woman who loves him madly. Every day, no matter who is watching, she confesses her love to him three times in front of thousands. How could he not succumb when surrounded by such passionate, intense affection? Once you've seen a blazing sun, who would choose to remain in darkness?
Theme: Don't let yourself be consumed by inner turmoil
Crazy literature is good, and the mental state is stable
… It is impossible for someone with a really low family background to become a queen, let alone with so many good family members in the harem, the ministers would not allow it. If it is that kind of strong emperor, that is, if I say that she is the queen when she becomes the queen, then the queen is sealed by the emperor's golden words. At least she will not be punished like this. It seems that everyone can step on her, even if the queen is cowardly, that is, to use psychological warfare hidden in the cotton pads or secretly poison the queen to death. You wouldn't look down on the queen so openly, because the queen was personally appointed by the emperor. Anyone with brains knows that looking down on the queen means looking down on the emperor. If the harem is independent, the queen will be much safer, because she is cowardly and non-threatening. A normal concubine would want to fight her powerful enemy first. Go down, instead of blindly bullying a powerless queen. I don't understand how many of these Zhaoyi beauties dare to bully the queen like this, even if they are subtle and scold the queen in a cultured way. No concubine would directly call the queen a seductive fox. Come on, this is ancient times. The people in the harem are all ladies from aristocratic families at least. Etiquette and etiquette are very important. It is impossible for this kind of tutor to be sent to the palace. People in ancient times are reserved and reserved. It is not strange to do anything behind the scenes. It is very strange to bully the queen directly like a shrew.
So nervous, so crazy, so exciting
This is how Zhaoyi treats the queen
Why is it just demoted to a noble person, eating the red crown of the crane and not dying? It can be a big banner, saying, "If God protects me and does not want to cause an innocent person to be wronged, I will be poisoned to survive." First, it can be proved that the queen is blessed by God. Even if she does not have a good family background, she is recognized by God. Secondly, it can be proved that Zhang Zhaoyi intended to slander the queen and force her to die. The following is a crime of contempt for the emperor's authority. It is a great crime of disrespect.
I really want to see the heroine who is the overlord forcefully take advantage of me while the hero is still shy hahaha. The hero system is a bit interesting, but how can the heroine become a concubine? She needs to be a head wife.
The clip is really embarrassing
What a magical harem... I am from a humble background but I can be a queen... I can be a queen but I can be stepped on by everyone... Huh? Ah? Ah?
Queen: I will let God take you away
Every time the person who harmed the heroine, the Emperor, would pick it up high and put it down gently. No wonder the original heroine was bullied to death. Every story about the male protagonist is quite speechless.
After Sinner Is Bound to the Famous Minister System
The Crown Princess Survives by Showing Affection
Went into the Noble Academy and Got the Redemption Script
The True Daughter Is Everyone's Lady [Entertainment Circle]
After the Frail Beauty Binds to the Tyrant System
The Siscon Villain Rains Compliments on Variety Shows
Gathering the Stars
The Lazy Fish Transmigrates into a Supporting Female Character and Becomes Famous
The Cannon Fodder Supporting Actress Changes Her Fate by Opening Boxes [Entertainment Industry]
Reforming the Cultivation World Through Entertainment
Leading You into Huai
Soft and Delicate Me Is Forced to Pick Up the CEO Romance Script
Crazy literature is good, and the mental state is stable
… It is impossible for someone with a really low family background to become a queen, let alone with so many good family members in the harem, the ministers would not allow it. If it is that kind of strong emperor, that is, if I say that she is the queen when she becomes the queen, then the queen is sealed by the emperor's golden words. At least she will not be punished like this. It seems that everyone can step on her, even if the queen is cowardly, that is, to use psychological warfare hidden in the cotton pads or secretly poison the queen to death. You wouldn't look down on the queen so openly, because the queen was personally appointed by the emperor. Anyone with brains knows that looking down on the queen means looking down on the emperor. If the harem is independent, the queen will be much safer, because she is cowardly and non-threatening. A normal concubine would want to fight her powerful enemy first. Go down, instead of blindly bullying a powerless queen. I don't understand how many of these Zhaoyi beauties dare to bully the queen like this, even if they are subtle and scold the queen in a cultured way. No concubine would directly call the queen a seductive fox. Come on, this is ancient times. The people in the harem are all ladies from aristocratic families at least. Etiquette and etiquette are very important. It is impossible for this kind of tutor to be sent to the palace. People in ancient times are reserved and reserved. It is not strange to do anything behind the scenes. It is very strange to bully the queen directly like a shrew.
So nervous, so crazy, so exciting
This is how Zhaoyi treats the queen
Why is it just demoted to a noble person, eating the red crown of the crane and not dying? It can be a big banner, saying, "If God protects me and does not want to cause an innocent person to be wronged, I will be poisoned to survive." First, it can be proved that the queen is blessed by God. Even if she does not have a good family background, she is recognized by God. Secondly, it can be proved that Zhang Zhaoyi intended to slander the queen and force her to die. The following is a crime of contempt for the emperor's authority. It is a great crime of disrespect.
I really want to see the heroine who is the overlord forcefully take advantage of me while the hero is still shy hahaha. The hero system is a bit interesting, but how can the heroine become a concubine? She needs to be a head wife.
The clip is really embarrassing
What a magical harem... I am from a humble background but I can be a queen... I can be a queen but I can be stepped on by everyone... Huh? Ah? Ah?
Queen: I will let God take you away
Every time the person who harmed the heroine, the Emperor, would pick it up high and put it down gently. No wonder the original heroine was bullied to death. Every story about the male protagonist is quite speechless.