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[Main story told in third person] [A villain's chaotic everyday life raising a child]
My name is Yunduo, and I'm five years old. I can eat a lot, and my dream is to have more snacks than I could ever finish, but Mom never lets me eat too much. Ever since I accidentally fished a ball out of the System space belonging to my tasker mom, I think my dream is about to come true!
The ball turned into a big villain from another world. He's a Demon Lord, knows nothing about our world, has a terrible temper, and is always saying weird things.
Through a series of coincidences, the Demon Lord and I ended up on a parent-child variety show sponsored by a snack brand. The prize for first place is a lifetime pass for free snacks.
Before Mom went to another world to do a mission, she left a System avatar behind to keep me safe.
The System was supposed to protect me, but I discovered it could predict the production crew's plans in advance.
And so...
[Use the production crew's allowance to buy the ingredients needed for the day]
The System said the director thought the allowance would be more than enough if we spent carefully. The teams would compete to see who could buy the most.
I was delighted. The Demon Lord and I planned our shopping all night, only to discover the next day that we had just one hundred yuan...
I thought about my enormous appetite and watched the Demon Lord argue with me on the street over whether to buy instant noodles for 2.5 yuan or a self-heating hot pot for 6 yuan.
The director: ...? (Old man staring at his phone meme)
[Use the ingredients you bought to make a meal with your child within the time limit]
The Demon Lord couldn't cook, so I had him practice in advance. He ended up blowing up the kitchen.
The camera in the corner that got caught in the blast: ...?
[Take part in a kindergarten parent-child activity and win first place with your child]
The Demon Lord and I practiced the kindergarten's old competition events at home for days, thinking we'd be sure to win. Then the kindergarten changed the events at the last minute.
Netizens: Hahahaha, I'm laughing so hard I fell over, sorry!
[Go to an amusement park over the weekend, help others, and earn five people's praise]
The Demon Lord said he was a bad guy and didn't do good deeds, so I had the System play him lots of books about people doing good things.
Then on the weekend, the Demon Lord went out to help people with dark circles under his eyes. Maybe because he didn't look like a good person, nobody dared to come near us...
Netizens: Hahahahahaha, is this family seriously here just to make us laugh?!
Although the tasks were incredibly bumpy and all sorts of unexpected things happened, thanks to my brilliant guidance, we still took first place!
Then I fished another villain ball out of Mom's space... The show is still filming (horrified).
The second villain ball: an arrogant jellyfish who claims to be a noble mermaid prince.
This time, we're going to spend a week in a mountain village with terrible living conditions.
Yunduo: The mermaid is even harder to handle than the Demon Lord... It's so hard for me, trying to win first place.
Blurb captured on 2023.10.2
1. A big villain's everyday life raising a child, full of chaos. None of the characters are perfect. Before the Demon Lord turns into a human, much of the story is told from a child's perspective.
2. There's a reason the villains are in the space, which will be revealed in later plot developments.
3. Duoduo is a handful. She's not an ordinary human child and has nonhuman blood, so she sometimes behaves in ways that aren't human.
4. The story includes some variety-show content. Some chapters contain on-screen comments and reader comments.
Theme: Love and redemption
