[My next book, Ordinary Toddler, But I Tamed the Villain, is now open for collection! A chaotic villain’s everyday life raising a child. Please add it to your reading list!]
Breaking news: After being reborn, the tragic-romance heroine hiked up her skirt and ran away!
Witnesses: Looks like they ran straight into the arms of some hopeless romantics OvO
[Standalone stories / everyday romance / lighthearted / pure sweetness] [Feel free to skip ahead]
Story One: The sweet, naive real heiress from a fake-heiress story is reborn
In her previous life, Qu Miao and the fake heiress had fought over control of the company until both were left battered. After being reborn, she took advantage of the fact that she hadn't been recognized as the real heiress yet, packed her bags, and moved away as fast as she could.
On moving day, the neighbor across the hall opened his door with a world-weary look. “Keep it down.”
Qu Miao turned around and met his gaze.
“It's okay... I just wanted to ask if you need any help.” The neighbor's ears turned bright red, and he looked away, too embarrassed to meet her eyes.
[My boyfriend is actually a clingy little wolf who blushes]
[The pacing in Story One didn't work out, so it's pure cuddling with basically no plot. Feel free to skip to Story Two if that's not your thing.]
Story Two: The Saint of Light who sacrificed her life to save the world is reborn
The Saint was reborn before her sacrifice. She hiked up her skirt and fled overnight to the Godforsaken Lands, planning to make a home in the cursed Black Tower.
Little did she know, the Black Tower sealed away a dark spirit. Faced with an enemy far stronger than she was, the Saint closed her eyes, tilted her head up, and waited to die.
My neck's getting sore. Why am I still not dead?
The Saint opened her eyes. The spirit had diligently tidied up the Black Tower, turned into a little black ball of fluff, and was looking at her expectantly, hoping for praise.
[Two gods are fighting over me]
[I thought my boyfriend was the God of Darkness, but it turned out He was also the God of Light. Did either of you consider me while you were fighting? My heart's shattered in two, and only some soft cuddles can put it back together! (Completely unapologetic)]
[The big, broad-chested, motherly boyfriend who wants to do everything for his wife · hopeless romantic of the highest order · jealous type · I've never seen a man fight himself for his own wife!]
Story Three: The cryogenically frozen heroine who was revived in the interstellar age, captured, and studied for her genes to benefit humanity is reborn
She was reborn on the day she woke up and threatened the sentient AI into helping her escape the research institute.
The AI secretly controlling the entire interstellar realm from the very peak of power: Interesting.
She settled into a rundown apartment building and bought a robot with money she earned scavenging junk.
The robot was great in every way, except its eyes lit up in the middle of the night and wouldn't turn off. It used far too much electricity, making her already poor life even harder.
One day, the robot suddenly offered to take care of her needs, after loading some strange module.
She: Aren't you a housekeeping robot? Don't bite off more than you can chew!
The next day, a strange package arrived at her door.
The robot had installed one on itself...
[Slow burn at first. The heroine doesn't spend the whole story scavenging junk!]
[Calls it surveillance, but is secretly obsessed · says one thing and means another · has no body, so can only control robots to cuddle with his wife, and gets insanely jealous of the robots · full of tricks · awakened AI male lead]
Story Four: The sweet, innocent girl who rejected the domineering CEO for her poor true love is reborn
After breaking up with her clingy, domineering CEO boyfriend, the sweet girl was drawn to a poor, earnest, unpretentious young man and thought she'd found true love.
It didn't matter if her true love was poor. She had money, after all.
But was her poor true love only dating her for her fortune?
After he squandered all her money, her poor true love showed his true colors and broke up with her. In the blink of an eye, he was using the same tricks that had won her over on his next rich woman.
The sweet girl bitterly regretted being so blind. By a stroke of luck, she was reborn before breaking up with the CEO, and decided to stay away from the bottomless pit that was love.
But why was the CEO reborn too?
She looked at the man at home, busy putting on an apron for some role-play.
Sweet girl: QAQ
[In their past life, he could only watch his wife secretly while biting a handkerchief in the shadows. He let her go for love, only for her to end up unhappy. After being reborn, he goes all in, relentlessly clings to her, becomes a human pendant attached to his wife, and turns into a capable househusband-type CEO.]
The author's content warnings are at the very bottom of the blurb.
Please add my next book, My Five-Year-Old Self Tamed the Villain, to your reading list
[Third-person narration]
My name is Yunduo, and I'm a very ordinary kid. Apart from being able to eat three bowls of rice in one sitting, I have no special talents. I thought I'd stay ordinary forever, but I never expected that one day I would... I would tame the great villain.
That's right. I'm only five, but it really happened.
Here's how it went:
I'm ordinary, but my mom isn't. She has a System that lets her transmigrate through time and space! Every now and then, Mom goes to another world on a “business trip” to complete a mission. How do I know? Because I can hear her talking to the System, of course.
When Mom came home from her latest “business trip,” she brought back a villain ball and told the System she was going to lock it up in prison.
I snuck into Mom's System space to grab some snacks and accidentally got the villain ball out... QAQ
I wanted to put the ball back, but the grumpy little ball could talk, and it was so much fun that I couldn't resist playing with it for days.
Then the little ball turned into a person...
++Then the grumpy, big-shot Demon Lord secretly moved into my house. He was so dumb and clumsy that he made a huge mess of the place.
Then Mom found out.
I thought she'd arrest him, but instead, I got picked for a family reality show I'd signed up for on a whim, the one that offered a prize pack of snacks in a random draw! Mom had to go on a last-minute “business trip,” so she had no choice but to make the big bad Demon Lord look after me.
Absolutely not! I'll find a way to torment him until he leaves!
First, I'll make him do my homework!
Just when I'd finally gotten the Demon Lord to listen to me, Mom brought home another little ball. This time there was a sobbing jellyfish inside.
It was an ugly little jellyfish, but it insisted it was a merman prince. To keep its tears from flooding our house, I tossed it into the bathtub.
And then a huge merman moved into our house...
There's no way he's staying here for free! If he loves crying so much, he can clean the house.
Oh, right, the first episode of the reality show I joined was filmed at home, but the second episode was going to take us far away!
The big bad Demon Lord got hooked on video games and refused to leave the house, so I had no choice but to take the vain merman with me. He was so pleased with himself.
The reality show's destination was a little mountain village, and the accommodations were really basic. The merman's face turned sour as soon as he walked in. Hahaha, he even said he'd win first place. Bet he's regretting that now!
If he doesn't come in first, I'll make the Demon Lord spank him when we get home!
Mom has brought home another little ball again. This time it has an evil robot inside. Well, that's what he calls himself. I don't think he's evil at all. He can cook all sorts of delicious food, and he calls me Master.
The big bad Demon Lord and the vain merman can't cook, so living with them was really hard. Now that I have an evil robot, I can finally eat something good!
I was happy for less than two days before I found out the evil robot planned to attack the network with a virus and use nuclear weapons to destroy the whole world.
No way! I have to stop him!
Sigh. Today, Duoduo saved the world again.
Then, for the third episode of the reality show, I brought along three big baddies, overcame one challenge after another, and won first place (=v=)
I'm not taking part in the fourth episode. The universe is so big, and I want to travel! The villain's world sounds like so much fun. Hehe, Duoduo's travel group, let's go!
Advance release 2: My Boyfriend Wants to Be My Dog, a collection of sweet stories featuring nonhuman love interests. Third-person narration. See my profile for the full blurb. Here's the synopsis:
[You x Giant Python] You start dating a friendly young man from the mountains. You can't stand how clingy he is and decide to break up. After a night of passion, a giant python drags you into a cave. Well...
[You x Merman] You start dating a white-haired, green-eyed guy and discover he has a special kink. That's fine, you're okay with it. After a fight, you go to the beach alone and accidentally start drowning. A merman saves you. Unlike the mermaids in fairy tales, he doesn't save you and then swim away, because he's your boyfriend. What a coincidence.
Please note:
1. Standalone stories, sweet everyday romances. No melodrama! Lighthearted short stories, written for the author's own enjoyment. The prose is amateurish, and everything serves the romance.
2. The male leads win themselves over. They come to her on their own, and the author loves that sort of thing.
3. The cover uses a template.
Theme: Love can overcome mountains and seas
I wore prayer beads around my neck, held a cross in my left hand, and held talismans in my right hand. I invited sixty old monks to meditate and chant sutras beside me before I dared to open my eyes. When I looked closely, my nose started to bleed. I slapped myself harder and harder. Tears still flowed from the corner of my mouth. I didn't know what to do. I was going crazy.
The author is very suitable for writing this kind of fast-travel romance novel. I like it very much. I will also like the next one where the male protagonist is not a human being.
The first thing that came to mind when I saw the heroine was reborn was the kind of short decompression video that was read aloud by AI: I was reborn, and I was reborn on the first day of marriage to my paranoid husband... Hahahahaha, it's really magical.
Who do you think cooked this rice? (Chew Chew Chew) Why is it so delicious? (Chew Chew Chew)
Ahhhhhhhhh, here I come
Today, a woman screamed in a community and was very disturbing. The reporter learned the details through the police. The police claimed that the woman was wearing slippers and pajamas when she was arrested at home. She was smiling at her mobile phone in a messy way. After three hours of comfort and persuasion, she discovered the truth. It turned out that she had watched the latest chapter of "After Rebirth" and "Love Brain HE"! ! ! !
It's so well written 55 (T ^ T) I want to give this Mr. Xie a song called "Rainy Day"
Name this rain - Little Couple Reunion Powerful Heavy Rain
Recommended bgm for this chapter: Fire of the Heart! This song happened to be playing when I was watching it and I thought it was very suitable. Hahahaha. Whose love is not crazy? It is not worthy of talking about love.
I wore prayer beads around my neck, held a cross in my left hand, and held talismans in my right hand. I invited sixty old monks to meditate and chant sutras beside me before I dared to open my eyes. When I looked closely, my nose started to bleed. I slapped myself harder and harder. Tears still flowed from the corner of my mouth. I didn't know what to do. I was going crazy.
The author is very suitable for writing this kind of fast-travel romance novel. I like it very much. I will also like the next one where the male protagonist is not a human being.
The first thing that came to mind when I saw the heroine was reborn was the kind of short decompression video that was read aloud by AI: I was reborn, and I was reborn on the first day of marriage to my paranoid husband... Hahahahaha, it's really magical.
Who do you think cooked this rice? (Chew Chew Chew) Why is it so delicious? (Chew Chew Chew)
Ahhhhhhhhh, here I come
Today, a woman screamed in a community and was very disturbing. The reporter learned the details through the police. The police claimed that the woman was wearing slippers and pajamas when she was arrested at home. She was smiling at her mobile phone in a messy way. After three hours of comfort and persuasion, she discovered the truth. It turned out that she had watched the latest chapter of "After Rebirth" and "Love Brain HE"! ! ! !
It's so well written 55 (T ^ T) I want to give this Mr. Xie a song called "Rainy Day"
Name this rain - Little Couple Reunion Powerful Heavy Rain
Recommended bgm for this chapter: Fire of the Heart! This song happened to be playing when I was watching it and I thought it was very suitable. Hahahaha. Whose love is not crazy? It is not worthy of talking about love.
Office play! Zero has quite a lot of tricks.