The Laid-Back Cannon Fodder Takes Down a Paranoid Powerhouse [Quick Transmigration]

Some small worlds still in their infancy suddenly suffer calamities and teeter on the brink of collapse. To save them, a rookie System starts recruiting people for emergency world-saving missions.

All the Hosts are cannon fodder characters who live short lives and die horribly.

The little System thinks happily: The cannon fodder will surely work hard to be reborn!

As the little System beams, "Saving the world is up to you~", its first Host thinks for a few seconds, then asks:

"Are there any missions I can do while lying down?"

I'm tired. I don't want to compete anymore. I just want to find a powerful backer and lie flat.

System: ????

Help! How did the Host it so carefully chose turn into a couch potato?!

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1. Campus: A cool, aloof top student with a busy inner monologue VS a wealthy CEO who quietly watches him put on an act

There are three things in this world that cannot be concealed: a cough, poverty, and love.

Li Yuenong has neither money nor love.

Then the System arrives, and he discovers he is fated to be the cannon fodder foil, his having nothing set against the protagonist having everything.

Li Yuenong is furious: Are we cannon fodder just supposed to be poor and short-lived?

Driven to desperate measures, he decides to seduce the protagonist's wealthy adoptive father.

If he can't be the protagonist, can't he at least become the protagonist's little stepfather?

After saving up enough money, top student Li Yuenong dusts himself off, ready to return to his studies.

But the wealthy tycoon isn't having it. "Didn't I give you enough money? Would half my fortune be enough?"

2. Post-apocalypse: A sunny, cheerful young man whose dream is to drink an ice-cold cola one more time VS a sinister big boss who thinks he's a substitute

Before the apocalypse, Bai Xing was a naive, clueless college student.

After the apocalypse, with his ability to devour, Bai Xing becomes a savior.

A second before he dies alongside the Zombie Emperor, Bai Xing's last thought is: I really want a sip of ice-cold cola. The one in the red bottle.

After the System brings him back to life, the world is mostly at peace, and Bai Xing happily starts slacking off.

He finds an ordinary rich playboy at the base and becomes his kept man, living the good life.

Until he discovers that in the basement of this "ordinary" rich playboy, a whole lab is filled with high-level zombies.

Bai Xing: Danger!!!

Just as he is about to run, the sinister big shot with reddened eyes blocks his way. "I don't mind you treating me as a substitute, but if you leave me, I'll kill him!"

After being kissed fiercely, Bai Xing stares in confusion: Wait, who are you talking about?

3. A couch-potato office worker, beaten into shape by life and deliciously resilient VS a possessive CEO with extreme feelings of love and hate

Yan Siyuan hates going out. He's a shut-in and socially anxious, but life leaves him no choice, so he has to bow down for a few measures of rice.

The System takes him into a novel, where he becomes a pitiful little white flower who is forcibly taken. His mission is to heal the villainous CEO, a control freak.

Locked in a villa, eating seafood flown in from overseas, sleeping in an eight-hundred-meter-wide bed, and getting only 500,000 in monthly spending money!

Yan Siyuan cries with joy. "What kind of perfect boss is this? He's practically my reborn parent!"

So what if his tastes are a little unusual? He can handle it!

After three whole months without setting foot outside his room, the obsessive big shot clutches his aching waist, his face pale. "I'll give you three million. Go outside!"

Yan Siyuan thrusts even harder that night, crying as he asks: Big shot, am I still not trying hard enough? Please don't make me go outside.

4. A clever and capable young emperor with a tendency to cry at the slightest provocation VS a forceful, domineering regent with a strong desire for control and the manners of a rough soldier

Xie Tunan has never been very lucky.

Forced to ascend the throne at thirteen, he inherited a mess of a country on the brink of ruin. It took him twenty years to finally set it on the right track, only for him to die.

...Then the System dragged him to another world, where he inherited another country teetering on the brink of ruin.

Tears fall at once. Xie Tunan wipes them away coldly: Thanks, but I think being a puppet emperor would be pretty nice.

He sets his sights on the ambitious regent and says solemnly, "I entrust the empire to you." Big shot, please don't destroy the world.

The regent's pupils contract: I thought the emperor was offering me the realm as a bride gift, but the young emperor loves me so deeply!

When he discovers the misunderstanding, the regent fiercely carries the young emperor off to his den: The throne is yours, and you are mine!

The young emperor is forced to eat navel oranges all night. He licks his chapped lips and says: Hey, just because you fed me oranges doesn't mean I can't make you work.

5. A vindictive, attack-type Guide who loves pink fluffies VS a pain-loving Dark Sentinel who looks like a pervert and really is one

Being guided by an attack-type Guide is agony, so no matter how many people Sang He has treated, nobody is grateful to him.

After being reborn, Sang He leaves his team and submits a matching application for the first time.

He is matched with the notorious Dark Sentinel.

He expects the other party to reject the match. But the moment Sang He's mental power enters the Dark Sentinel's body, the man lets out a muffled groan, his face flushing. "Has anyone ever told you? Having you guide my mental power... feels amazing."

Sang He, expressionless: I've found a real-life masochist.

After saving the world, the little System returns to the space of the Main God. Surrounded by chattering little Systems gazing at it in admiration, it is overwhelmed with emotion.

The good news: It completed 100% of its missions!

The bad news: Why did every mission get completed through romance? (Flips table)

It's a world-saving System, not a wife-delivery System!

Reading notes: 1. This is a collection of stories. The protagonists are different in each world, and the order of the worlds is undecided.

2. Mutual pampering. Every world has a happy ending. Both leads are hopeless romantics, and they are each other's only love, body and soul.

3. All the worlds are fictional, and very, very fictional.

Theme: Love is a mirror. It lets us see ourselves, and it can heal us too.