The Straw Hat Crew's Prank-Loving Quartermaster

Shui Yu came from a cultivation world where the strong preyed on the weak, and she believed in tough-love education. She couldn't help doting on her innocent, kindhearted companions, afraid they'd meet an early end in this twisted world if they let their guard down. Whenever her companions saw something that needed doing during their travels, they had to get involved. Shui Yu had no choice but to follow along and clean up afterward, while also teaching them just how dangerous the world was and how they had to learn to protect themselves. Her companions rescued a village occupied by pirates. “Why go back to being a member state? This is the perfect chance! Declare independence and start your own country!” Her companions felt sorry for the oppressed fish-men. “Fish-Man Island has such great conditions. Why keep fighting the World Government? Just establish diplomatic relations with us!” When faced with a Marine Admiral hunting them down: “Do you feel like your job isn't very meaningful anymore? Start a new Navy! We can be allies and offer guidance from the sidelines.” In the Straw Hat crew, when there was no danger, Shui Yu was the greatest danger to Luffy and the others. When there was danger, she made things even more dangerous for them, training them thoroughly so they could get involved in whatever they disliked without getting beaten up for being too weak. Knowing they'd eventually encounter the Marines, Shui Yu helped her companions get used to the Marine Admirals' attacks in advance, making the Admirals chase them around as sparring partners. As for other pirates competing with them for influence, Shui Yu found ways to sow discord and turn them against each other. Shui Yu cared about more than fighting, too. She was also very concerned about her companions' mental health: helping the captain and his grandfather become a loving family, placing a missing-person notice for the vice captain, changing the entire crew's genders so the cook could practice overcoming his discomfort, and assigning the navigator important tasks to help her conquer her fear... On their adventures, her companions spread love and hope, while Shui Yu did everything she could to provide the best possible logistical support. Thanks to their efforts, the places they visited became Straw Hat territory, and people all over the world came to admire their declarations. They united all the pirates and established an alliance founded on a new pirate faith. There were no opponents left in the world below, so Shui Yu went alone to Mariejois to have a heart-to-heart with the Five Elders and find her companions some sparring partners. Her companions were so worried that they brought an army to catch up with her, and before they knew it, they had toppled the Celestial Dragons' holy land. With no other choice, Shui Yu cleaned up after her companions once again and established a new World Government. Set your dreams free and change the world. PS: This does not follow the original plot, and includes original worldbuilding. Completed work: Sword God Pursued by an Alchemist, a crossover martial arts story featuring the Sword God as the pairing. In a legendary medical clinic lives a remarkable alchemist. He had an extraordinary romance that crossed worlds, leaving behind a tale for the ages. Dan Chi transmigrated to another world and fell in love at first sight with the cold Sword God. In pursuit of love, he stirred up chaos throughout the martial world, completely overturning the balance between the imperial court and the martial arts world. Dan Chi's eyes sparkled. “Fellow cultivator, would you be my cultivation partner?” The Sword God exuded a chill. “Draw your sword!” Papa Yu: “Stay away from my son!” Dan Chi: “Anyone who tries to keep me from getting close to my cultivation partner can't be spared. Go shatter the void!” After tossing a jealous third wheel into the cultivation world, Dan Chi rounded up every renowned figure in the martial world and delivered them all to his cultivation partner. “Look, Xue Chui! This is the sect I conquered for you!” “Let's hold our cultivation partnership ceremony!” Theme: Enjoy life and discover the beauty in it.