
Synopsis
The school-life side story featuring the same characters, "Senior, Can I Bite You?", is complete and available in the author's collection.
The nth version of this blurb:
Immortal-sect heiress x honest monster
Flirtatious sweetheart and the straightforward, loyal puppy she has wrapped around her finger
Qing Li is bound to a System and must cuddle with her senior brother, Zhu Jinxiao, to complete her tasks.
Zhu Jinxiao has exactly the sort of face she likes, and Qing Li loves cuddling with him.
Today she wants to hold hands, tomorrow she wants a kiss.
But she has no idea that Zhu Jinxiao is a monster in hiding within the immortal sect.
Qing Li: Senior Brother, I got you transferred to the inner sect. You'll be living right next door to me!
Zhu Jinxiao: She must want to keep an eye on me at all times! (But honestly moves in next door with his little black dog.)
Qing Li: Senior Brother, walking is so tiring. Carry me.
Zhu Jinxiao: She must be testing my cultivation! (But scoops her up in his arms and adjusts to a comfortable position.)
Qing Li: Senior Brother, could you help me get rid of this love poison?
Zhu Jinxiao: No! She must be... must be... (Hides his monster scales, blushing but taking the initiative.)
Later, while little Senior Brother Zhu struggles to stay rational, Qing Li has her way with him, leaving him utterly at her mercy.
Little Senior Brother Zhu is devoted to her, and the System's score approaches full marks.
System: Host, you really are the easiest person I've ever had to manage! You're strong and know how to flirt. Your threads of love must be dazzling!
Wait... Host, you don't have any threads of love?!
Kissing her senior brother as she watches the bed curtains sway,
Qing Li wonders if she should tell him
that not only does she have no threads of love, she's also betrothed to someone else.
Bonus scene
Qing Li hates evil with a passion. She hates dragons most of all and despises monsters.
When she discovers that her senior brother is a monster, she promptly cuts ties with him.
Zhu Jinxiao catches up with her and says sincerely, "You can kill me or do whatever you want. You can cut open my chest and take my monster core."
Qing Li really does slice open the fabric over his chest with a knife.
System, panicking: Don't actually kill him! Why are you getting closer? Why are you... kissing him now?!
Qing Li: Since we've already undressed, we might as well do what comes naturally.
System: ...Nice.
*
Qing Li was born without the thread of love in her heart. Only immortal-grade plants can sustain her incomplete heart of love.
But the first time she saw her senior brother,
the plants grew a heart.
One-on-one romance, both leads are virgins, happy ending.
Here's an upcoming title: "Did the Bewitching Demon Really Not Enchant Me?"
Sikong Lan is the founding ancestor of the Qunxian Sect, a legendary figure in the cultivation world renowned for her unmatched mastery of magic.
She recently broke up with her incredibly beautiful but jealous Daoist partner.
But she still has four children... no, four disciples to raise.
The eldest is a cat monster, fluffy but strong, and has just plucked every last hair from the beard of the grandmaster on the neighboring mountain.
The second is a succubus, sweet and playful but a scheming yandere. She just tied up the eldest young master of the Medicine Sect in a cave and had her way with him.
The third is a merfolk, seemingly delicate but actually savage and greedy. She just cleared out the Immortal Alliance's back garden to make it her own fishpond.
The youngest is at least a normal person. He's a little slow, but warmhearted. However, he's reached his rebellious phase and is determined to switch majors and become a demon cultivator, even if it kills him.
After breaking up, Sikong Lan temporarily handed the sect over to her former partner.
But in less than three days, she was buried under an anonymous challenge from her eldest disciple, a hundred marriage proposals from her second, a bill for her third disciple's debts, and her youngest's failing report card.
Her partner sends a voice message in the middle of the night, sobbing: "My dear, I really can't manage them. Please, let's get back together!"
*
The second senior sister's romance
Song Yin is a succubus, sweet and beautiful. She likes to force young cultivators into her clutches, but finds them insufficiently handsome and can't be bothered to take their yang essence.
That is, until she abducts Helan Tan and finally gets to enjoy a succubus's life of feasting.
Helan Tan is the young master of the Medicine Sect, exceptionally gifted, arrogant, and conceited. When he meets Song Yin, he pretends to fall for her while secretly plotting to concoct a pill that will counteract succubi.
Whenever he can't resist wanting to see Song Yin, whenever he gets jealous of the admirers around her, whenever he feels possessive and wants her to give him a proper status, he tells himself that it's all a succubus's trick, and that everything will be fine once he makes the antidote pill.
He's only pretending to be infatuated. He has a plan of his own.
But after all that effort, the pill has absolutely no effect.
He trembles in despair. His pill has failed.
Song Yin leans closer. "An antidote? You have to be enchanted first, at the very least."
She hugs his arm and blinks. "But I never used an enchantment spell on you."
Helan Tan: ...
Oh no! He thought he was the one pretending, but that love at first sight was real.
Bonus scene
Question: Why are all four disciples so determined to be themselves and cause trouble?
Everyone throws their arms up and cries: "It's all to get Master and my Master's partner back together!"
Master's romance: A heroine who can do anything x a beautiful, crafty husband. An old married couple who have faced life and death together, bickering over little things.
The second disciple's romance: Mischievous succubus x young master who willingly takes the bait. The sweetheart gets everything she wants. Pretending turns into genuine love.
An ensemble story. Lighthearted everyday life. Everyone gets plenty of page time, taking turns as the protagonist. The second disciple's romance gets especially many scenes.
The heroine transmigrates, so there are plenty of modern expressions. The others in her sect have picked up some modern vocabulary too.
Below are earlier versions of this blurb, revised n times.
Immortal-sect heiress vs. emotionally steady loyal puppy
Sweetheart x straightforward man
Qing Li binds herself to a System as she lies dying. She needs to cuddle with her senior brother Zhu Jinxiao to increase her life points.
The moment she sees Zhu Jinxiao, she happily decides the task will be a piece of cake:
Her senior brother has a face that perfectly matches her taste. Cuddling? Sure!
She loves cuddling. The more, the better!
System: Host, you have to cuddle him until his luck score reaches ten thousand to complete the task.
The System pauses. "Did you see his luck score?"
Qing Li checks. "Oh wow, it's negative one hundred thousand."
The System adds, "Host, you have no threads of love, and you're betrothed to someone else."
Qing Li: So what? Does having no threads of love mean I can't cuddle him? Does being betrothed mean I can't flirt with my senior brother?
She cuddles him with gusto. Today she wants to hold hands, tomorrow she wants a kiss.
And little by little, she successfully makes her senior brother fall for her.
But she never imagined that her senior brother Zhu Jinxiao was a monster hiding within the immortal sect.
The day his true dragon form is exposed, Zhu Jinxiao anxiously tries to keep her from leaving. "Can... can we stay together?"
Qing Li: ...Then show me your horns so I can touch them first.
As Qing Li fondles his horns, she admits that she's been hiding a lot from him too.
Qing Li: Senior Brother, actually, I don't have a heart of love or any threads of love.
Zhu Jinxiao: ?
Qing Li: And I've been betrothed to someone else for a long time.
Zhu Jinxiao: ???
*
Zhu Jinxiao has a secret: he is the young lord of the monster clan, hiding within the immortal sect.
To conceal his identity, he has to find ways to avoid Qing Li.
It's just that Qing Li, the immortal-sect heiress, is far too fond of getting close to him.
Zhu Jinxiao: No cuddling.
Qing Li: Just a cuddle.
Zhu Jinxiao: Fine, we can cuddle, but no hugging.
Qing Li: Just a hug!
Zhu Jinxiao: Fine, we can hug, but no kissing.
Qing Li: Just one kiss! I'll kiss your lips raw!
Zhu Jinxiao: Fine, we can kiss, but nothing beyond that.
Qing Li: Just a little further!
An earlier blurb
[Sweet-talking, ruthless sweetheart x devoted, straightforward man with husband vibes]
[Immortal-sect luck-bringing darling x dragon hero with terrible luck]
Qing Li, young mistress of the immortal sect, was born with the luck of a koi fish. As she lay dying, a luck-score System awakened.
The System told her that if she wanted to survive,
she had to raise the luck score of Zhu Jinxiao, the future dragon hero, to ten thousand.
Qing Li rubs her hands together. "What's little Senior Brother Zhu's luck score right now?"
She checks: [Negative one hundred thousand]
With luck that bad, wouldn't he get struck by lightning the moment he walked outside?
The System makes a suggestion: "You're a lucky koi. Just getting close to him can change his fortune.
Besides, he's handsome. Why not start a relationship and raise his luck quickly?"
But Qing Li was born with her threads of love cut away, leaving her heart of love incomplete.
Her cultivation is profound, and she knows every technique and spell in the world.
The only thing she doesn't understand is love.
When she finds Zhu Jinxiao, he's doing odd jobs in the alchemy room.
Amid the flickering flames, the boy looks up, his face smudged with ash from the furnace, his bright eyes reflecting the moonlit beauty of a night-blooming flower.
The heart from which Qing Li's heart of love had been cut away gives an inappropriate little twitch.
To raise his luck, Qing Li tries every way she can think of to spend time with her senior brother.
Holding hands with him raises his luck.
Sweet-talking him and watching his ears turn red raises it.
Kissing him raises it even more.
Qing Li gets it: She has to make her senior brother fall for her!
Qing Li promotes her senior brother to the inner sect, takes him along on every assignment, and gives him gifts now and then.
Cultivation is exhausting, so she asks him to paint her nails.
The food is too bland. It only tastes good when she eats with her senior brother.
The lessons are too hard, so she has him guide her hand.
The secret realm is too cold, so she shares a bed with her senior brother to keep warm.
At first, her senior brother is shocked, resistant, and refuses.
Later, he blushes, nods, and takes the initiative.
Later, after countless nights together, the score has long since reached the System's target. Her senior brother has even come to believe the sweet nothings she tells him.
Between the sheets, Qing Li gazes dreamily at the token of their love, swaying and chiming on her wrist.
It's a bracelet her senior brother made for her from one of his protective dragon scales.
She wonders:
Should I tell my senior brother that my threads of love were cut away at birth, and that I was already betrothed to someone else?
Wait... dragon scales? Dragon scales?!
This is an immortal sect. Where did he get a monster dragon's scales?!
From the male lead's point of view
Zhu Jinxiao was originally the young lord of the monster clan. He fled to White Snow Mountain in the immortal sect to escape danger.
He keeps a low profile and stays out of trouble while he bides his time in hiding.
But Qing Li, the young mistress of the sect, keeps getting close to him.
Zhu Jinxiao suspects that his real purpose has been exposed.
Qing Li: Senior Brother, come join the inner sect.
Underling: Young Lord, is she trying to harm you?
Zhu Jinxiao: But her smile is so sweet. I'm not sure. Let's wait and see.
Qing Li: Senior Brother, I got you a spot at the immortal sect tournament.
Underling: Sending a monster to the tournament is unforgivable! Young Lord, we must leave at once.
Zhu Jinxiao touches the teeth marks on his lip from Qing Li. "No rush. Let's wait and see."
Qing Li: Senior Brother, to make sure you win, I borrowed a sacred treasure to use as your weapon. Monsters will lose their souls the moment they see it!
Underling: Young Lord, this girl is here to kill you. Run!
Zhu Jinxiao: But she wants me to win.
Both leads are virgins, one-on-one romance, happy ending.
Lighthearted, silly, and sweet everyday stories.
***Here's another upcoming title***
"The Moonlight Lover Is Just an Act"
[Disguised moonlight lover x genuinely scheming madman]
Qin Panchan is the moonlight lover of everyone under heaven.
Serene, tolerant, kind, and beautiful.
But only when she is with her fiance, Shen Que, does her spoiled side show.
Serene. Her favorite thing is to carry a qin to Shen Que's bedside in the middle of the night and practice. The notes go flying everywhere, and if Shen Que takes even a second too long to praise her, she grabs him by the collar and starts a fight.
Tolerant. She's magnanimous to everyone except Shen Que. "Shen Que, the porridge you fed me was too hot. You came to take me home too late. Why did you talk to someone else for an entire incense stick longer than you talked to me? Hmph, I'm upset over little things. I'm going to make a fuss. I'm already making one!"
Kind. Qin Panchan kills every villain who has ever offended her, then weeps to the cultivation world that she's too weak to hurt a fly and completely innocent, while complaining, "Shen Que, your sword was too slow. You got blood on my face."
Beautiful. After a monster beast accidentally wounds her face, she refuses to attend any immortal gatherings and wears a veil wherever she goes, but only ever burrows into Shen Que's arms. Even when Shen Que tells her she looks beautiful, she isn't happy. "You only care about my face! No, next time in bed, I'm going to cover your eyes with a black cloth."
Shen Que has seen every side of her.
Suspiciously, she pauses while undoing his clothes. "You won't tell anyone, will you?"
Shen Que lowers his head, kisses her wrist, and chuckles. "I won't. I couldn't bear to."
*
Qin Panchan awakened a System in childhood and learned that she was meant to play the role of the moonlight lover in a book.
She must be serene, tolerant, beautiful, and kind.
She carefully completes her tasks, builds her reputation in the cultivation world, and gives the protagonists opportunities. She is the moon on the snowy mountain, the goddess in their dreams.
But when she first meets her fiance, Shen Que, at their engagement banquet, she feels as if every spoiled little trait she's hidden away is about to burst out.
Some of her tasks are peculiar and unusual. Shen Que doesn't understand them, but helps her all the same. He always protects her, always accepts, supports, and cherishes her.
Even when he's green with jealousy, he helps her rescue the protagonist's group.
Confidently, she decides that once she finishes all her tasks, she'll tell Shen Que the truth about the System.
After all, Shen Que accepts everything about her. Nothing she does could ever make him angry.
But...
The moonlight lover always has to die once.
Her final task is to die for the protagonist's group.
And she forgot to tell Shen Que about that.
Later, Qin Panchan has just crawled out of the burial grounds. Before she can even see the demonic mark on Shen Que's forehead,
she hears the System shrieking: "Wake up, wake up! Your fiance is about to kill the male lead!"
Theme: Love can save people.
Tags
- ThemeWestern Fantasy
- POVFemale Lead
- Age13+
- AccessPaid (VIP)
- Good Luck Charm
- Lighthearted
- Loyal Pup
- Supernatural
- Sweet Story
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The spell was broken, why didn't the person who cast the spell sense it?
Every time I see the heroine being soft-hearted towards her mother, I feel "sorrowful for her misfortune and angry for her indifference", but there is nothing I can do about it. The heroine is like a little elephant that was domesticated when she was a child. Even if she grows into an elephant, she is still afraid of the shadow of her childhood. I can't help but be afraid [transformed]
It looks good now, but I still feel a little weird because the two people are of different races, and until now the demon race has been completely tortured and killed in various ways, and of course they are all bad, I know. But just because they are all bad, the big demons are all bad, which makes them a bit bad and too single. And then the demon clan is all scattered. It seems that there is a young master, but this young master is a completely useless title. When Gu Yu was here, he managed them well before, but these big monsters have been doing evil things before. But Gu Yu should be a good monster, alas, it just makes me feel weird. Generally speaking, if the male protagonist holds the title of Young Lord, it will naturally make me think that he should take on the responsibility of the demon clan and be the leader of a race. But now the demon clan is divided. The male protagonist basically has no feeling when the demons around him are killed. I know that he should not feel it because those demons are bad, but it is strange that I can't explain it. The image of the big demon of the demon clan is too flat, all bad and bad, and only the demons around the male and female protagonists are good.
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