Hoshikawa Yoshimi is a rookie detective in the First Investigative Division of the Metropolitan Police Department.
To put it simply, he gives off an air of “listlessness” from head to toe.
Just as Hoshikawa Yoshimi was preparing to enjoy his gray life, his superior laid out a new career plan for him.
“Officer Hoshikawa, the government is going to develop your supernatural ability and train you to become a peacekeeping transcendent. Starting today, I’m assigning you a long and arduous mission!”
Yoshimi: Terrified. Too scared to move.
“Become the best idol star!”
Huh? Has his superior gone crazy? No, no, absolutely not!!
He wanted to resist, but he was too listless to even muster the strength.
Forget it...
Bearing the hopes of protecting peace and developing his supernatural ability, [Idols Can Do Anything], Hoshikawa Yoshimi has no choice but to embark on the road to becoming a top-tier star.
For some reason, Yoshimi’s idol career goes exceptionally smoothly.
He performs on a shooting variety show and gets signed by the top talent agency LME.
He hands out flyers for a struggling restaurant, happens to help solve the biggest bombing case in the city, and trends right in front of his fellow trainees from the Bomb Disposal Unit.
He appears on an obstacle-course show, catches a repeat groper, and turns him over to Public Security Zero, helping his classmate meet his quota.
He takes a bit part on a film set, and even creates an opportunity for Furuya, who has been struggling to get close to Belmod, to successfully infiltrate the Organization.
Yoshimi: Why does it feel like the world is getting more peaceful the longer I work as an idol?
[Idols Can Do Anything]: Because I really am useful! I’ve been working diligently for years, you know!
Yoshimi stared blankly at his supernatural ability and remarked without expression that it turned out he really was a psychic.
[Idols Can Do Anything]: Who do you think is responsible for all those people around you being alive and well?
This story is expected to go premium on 2024.04.01, with chapters 1 to 30 becoming premium starting with chapter 31.
Three chapters will be released on the day it goes premium.
Please note:
① Original protagonist.
② I’ll try to avoid out-of-character moments, but differences in interpretation are inevitable.
③ There are some parts involving the entertainment industry, but they don’t take up much space and are mostly glossed over.
④ The protagonist is very gloomy and tends to overthink everything, often acting as if he’s at death’s door. This will change over the course of the story, though he’ll still get gloomy from time to time.
⑤ This is not a 100% wish-fulfillment story. The protagonist will encounter problems he can’t solve, suffer grievances, and lament his own uselessness.
⑥ However, the protagonist has a strong will to live. He’ll look for ways to overcome difficulties and won’t give up on himself.
⑦ Pairing: Furuya.
-A skit that won’t appear in the main story-
Hoshikawa Yoshimi has always thought of himself as a mere garnish, not even good enough to be a side dish.
He has cursed energy, but inherited no cursed technique;
He lives among a bunch of people with supernatural abilities, yet has no special powers of his own;
Even at the police academy, he felt he deserved to sit and chat with his outstanding friends only because he studied and practiced with all his might.
I can’t do it! I can’t do it! Becoming an idol, becoming a transcendent, all that stuff!
Crouched in a dark corner, Yoshimi fell apart into pieces, about to turn into dust and vanish from the world.
“Star, you’re amazing. You’ve even come up with a new move that turns you into dust.” Furuya, who was used to this, still managed to sound completely sincere as he praised him.
Furuya-brand glue really works wonders. After piecing himself back together, Yoshimi felt he could keep going!
Coming soon: a new story
“You Must Be Faking It!”
Theodore is very unhappy with his matched partner, Jiang Zhuo.
He’s a spoiled little omega who can’t do anything, constantly begging to be kept, yet insists on pretending to be independent and cultivating an intellectual persona.
Theodore can’t stand how calm Jiang Zhuo always is, and swears he’ll make him reveal his true gold-digging omega nature.
Then he’ll get a divorce!
Jiang Zhuo is very annoyed with his nominal partner, Theodore.
He’s an arrogant, conceited, chauvinistic alpha at heart, yet insists on putting on the act of a gentle, considerate good guy who respects and cares about others.
Sick of Theodore’s smiling face, Jiang Zhuo resolves to expose the violent alpha lurking inside him.
Then he’ll get a divorce!
And so this married couple, whose compatibility is an astonishing 99.9%, begins a “war” without gunfire.
The CEO gives Jiang Zhuo the chance to speak at a prestigious summit, hoping to see him flounder and get booed off the stage.
Theodore invests a hundred million in his laboratory, then checks the accounts every day, desperate to catch the young professor spending the money on beauty treatments.
He even arranges for three handsome male students to follow Jiang Zhuo around and seek his guidance every day, sure that the little omega will be so smitten he’ll forget all about putting on an act.
Jiang Zhuo recommends that Theodore attend an OMEGA art exhibition, expecting the other man to lose his cool and let loose.
After Jiang Zhuo takes a stake in the company with the results of his research, the omega shareholder waits for the CEO to fly into a rage at the thought of someone of another gender being in charge.
Jiang Zhuo attends all kinds of big events with his partner, camera ready to capture the wealthy indulging in a life of excess.
But when Jiang Zhuo, praised by the entire galaxy, with research results worth tens of billions, and his three elite doctoral students, had multiplied the value of the CEO’s company several times over,
Theodore’s smug smile finally cracked.
Meanwhile, after Theodore invests in an equality-themed film, promotes capable betas within the company, and takes a group of business elites on charity drives that nearly bankrupt them,
Jiang Zhuo’s raised corners of his mouth twitch despite himself.
The onlookers, who had watched the entire “war”: “So, are you two still getting divorced?”
Theme: Find what you treasure and protect it well.
In fact, it feels like Haomei, an honest child, feels that if she were an ordinary person, she would be sincerely willing to make sacrifices if she was deceived, but if she told her that this was a test, she would have any resentment that she didn't have in the first place.
The best acting award for this chapter has obviously been awarded
It feels a bit rushed...
That's right, it's disgusting, Japan, haha ^_^ If possible, I'll let Haomei switch jobs first
If the opponent is a demon, he will be frightened and not dare to look at it.
Can you ask Akiko to reset it?
Why is it so beautiful and has so few comments (┳◇┳)
No way, I'm so frustrated watching this
Time is really foul. Dazai is the only one who benefits from an ability that he doesn't even know about... Do I really have no feeling at all...?
Receive new articles in advance "You must be faking it!" Theodore is very dissatisfied with his married partner Jiang Zhuo. He is obviously a smart little guy who knows nothing. He begs for support every day, but he also pretends to be independent and has a high-intelligence personality. Not liking Jiang Zhuo's calm look, Theodore vowed to show him his true colors. Then get divorced! Jiang Zhuo is very unhappy with his nominal lover Theodore. In essence, he is an arrogant, chauvinistic elite A, who insists on appearing to be a gentle, considerate, respectful and caring good person. Tired of Theodore's smiling face, Jiang Zhuo made up his mind to expose the violent inner side of the other party. Then get divorced! So this couple, whose matching degree is as high as 99.9%, Started a "war" without smoke. Giving Jiang Zhuo the qualification to give a speech at the high-end summit, the CEO hopes to see the other party be kicked off the stage due to lack of ability. After investing 100 million in the other party's laboratory, Theodore checked the accounts every day, eager to catch evidence that the young professor spent money on beauty salons. Then arrange for three beautiful male students to follow and study every day, and they will make you so drunk that you are so drunk that you have no intention of showing off. He recommended Theodore to go to the OMEGA Art Exhibition. The young professor expected Theodore to speak nonsense after breaking through his defense. Taking stock of the company based on the experimental results, O-sexual shareholders are waiting for the CEO to become furious because he can't stand the opposite sex taking power. Following his friends to attend various large-scale gatherings, Jiang Zhuo's camera was ready to capture the rich people's life and debauchery. However, when Jiang Zhuo, with the praise from all over the world, tens of billions of research results, and his three elite doctoral students doubled the market value of the president's company several times. Theodore's triumphant smile finally broke. In addition, Theodore invested in equal rights movies, promoted effective BOs in the company, and led a group of business elites to do charity until they were about to go bankrupt. The corners of Jiang Zhuo's raised mouth twitched involuntarily. Everyone who watched the whole "war" asked: "Are you still getting divorced after getting married?"