Notes from a Homebody Cultivator

Du Chunyan is a jack-of-all-trades, formidable, neither foolish nor naive. Du Chunyan: "Start my cultivation over? May I ask which class I failed... Wait! I graduated ages ago." Tang San said, "In your past life, you were the Immortal Maiden Biling. You accidentally cultivated yourself to death, so you reincarnated to start over. I'm your guide." Du Chunyan: "So you want to lead me to cultivate myself to death again?" Wang: "Do you want someone cool? Handsome? Fair-skinned? Or a little girly?" Du Chunyan: "I want someone ordinary." Wang: "Sorry, we don't have that." Great Hero Ji: "You think cultivating the truth means you can fly through the sky and burrow underground? That you can live forever and ascend to immortality? You're too naive... Cultivation only brings harm to yourself and others." Du Chunyan: "Sorry, I can't fly, and I can't burrow underground. I don't want to live forever or ascend to immortality. I cultivate only because I want my metabolism to slow down a little, about as fast as Jimmy Lin's..." [This story is complete] This story is based entirely on real events. If anything seems outrageous, that was intentional, so bring your own lightning rod, thanks... Come and see for yourself! Highlights of Round One: fox spirits, mosquitoes, handsome guys. Highlights of Round Two: jumping off buildings, ghostly walls, dreams. Highlights of Round Three: Hongzhi Li, the Earth God, pregnancy. Highlights of Round Four: brawling, male pregnancy, bonus chapters. Warning: This is very homebody and very powerful, neither foolish nor naive. It isn't a serious cultivation story... It's actually a ridiculous cultivation story, very weird, so enter at your own risk!!! New story now open: Journey to the West: Sending You to the Western Paradise The author's completed story: A new fantasy story from a friend: Support hotline: Theme: