Rong Chi was a late bloomer, only managing to transmigrate at the age of twenty.
Well, not exactly managing. Imagine a man of the 21st century, brilliant and widely read, meticulous and earnest... Ahem, I'm getting off track. Imagine a good guy who never did anything bad, never suffered a serious illness, and never cursed out a terrible novel before finishing it. This peerless young man was transmigrated for no apparent reason. One moment he was walking down the street, and the next he was buried in the dirt in someone else's courtyard!
This whole thing is ridiculous, and so is this world. There are spirit beasts with bizarre appearances, a rather open "imperial society" and an emperor who speaks with an accent, plus a traveling merchant who can produce a certain blue robotic cat whenever he's called. Most importantly, you can actually install a house on a carriage!
As for his benefactor, he's a good person. Not very clever and not too noisy, kind of like the husky he used to own, but his grip is way too strong. He yanked one of Rong Chi's legs right out of its socket!
Rong Chi is close to tears. Being transmigrated is bad enough, but he doesn't even know how it happened, and he doesn't have a golden finger, either. All he can do is follow a map that looks like a video game level map westward to the Western Heaven... I mean, to the Far West, where he can seek answers from the ancient gods.
Oh, a monster!
Nope, it's a peacock spirit from another world asking him to help find a partner.
What in blazes is that?
Oh, a gang of chimpanzee bandits... Chimpanzee bandits! Don't panic. They only come down the mountain to steal candied hawthorns from children. Just plant them a patch of hawthorn trees and it'll be fine.
There is no Monkey King or Pigsy. His husky is the most reliable one around. As it turns out, having great strength does have its benefits. If a coconut falls on his head, it's the coconut that gets hurt. Where is all this sense of security coming from? And his husky is just the best! He protects him around the clock!
Wait, is he being a little too protective?
Li Erbai is a little bashful. Ever since he was a child, his great strength meant he could only sit at home and play in the mud with his little sister. Then one day, he dug a person out of the courtyard. And wouldn't you know it, the guy was pretty handsome.
His father taught him from a young age that men and women should keep their distance. If he kissed a girl first, he'd be a hooligan; if someone kissed him first, she must be up to no good. So he never dared go near his sister when she played with other people.
But the person he dug up in the courtyard is a man, and what he says sounds so reasonable, even if Li Erbai can't understand him! So he'll get a little closer. That still seems too far away, so he'll get even closer. Hehe.
At last, when they finally reach the Western Heaven, Rong Chi sheds tears in the howling wind. "Gods! How did I transmigrate?"
God: "Take a guess."
[You could call this a slapstick version of Journey to the West]
[An uke who thinks he's perfectly normal and composed but is naturally a goofball x a quiet, incredibly strong husky of a seme who looks handsome but still can't hide his lack of brains]
[Content warnings] 1. The seme is called Li Erbai. Don't doubt it, and he won't change his name. His name is Li Erbai.
2. The seme isn't clever, but he's incredibly strong. Read the story to find out why.
3. Not sure if this counts as a warning, but the uke has a golden finger. It's not a System he carries around with him; his golden finger comes in scattered pieces.
Theme: Reject appearance anxiety
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Plucking a Star [Showbiz]
How Compatible Are a Cockroach Omega and a Mothball Alpha?
My Voice Remembers Loving You [Online Voice Acting]
Half-Dressed in Red
In the Snow, Spring's Message Has Arrived
The Duke's Doll
Catch a Chubby Rabbit
When the Scorching Sun Fades into Winter
No Life Left
The main text of this book is finished, and the extra chapters are still being added. Everyone, please come and take a look at my newly released ancient novel "Spring Is Already Known in the Snow". This is the place where my dream begins, the one I really love, the one I love so much. The introduction is below, if you like it, you can support me. In the winter of Qianjin's seventh year, with rare heavy snowfall, Lin Ting met the legendary and unpopular fifth prince Su Jue for the first time. Taifu Lin's favorite grandson is going to the palace to be the companion of that unlucky prince? When news of this incident spread, everyone was in an uproar. You know, Prince Da Su cannot take the imperial examination! Everyone was in a hurry. When Su Jue saw him, he dragged him back to ask the emperor to take back the oral order. Only Lin Ting himself was very calm - this was what he came for. In life, the imperial examination is not the only way to go. Lin Ting's life is decided by himself. The city is full of wind and snow, and I wonder how many people can find their way back. But there is still one person beside me, looking at thousands of miles of rivers and mountains together. "There is not only one way to go in life, it's better to find a confidant and walk together towards the path you think is right." "It's Su Jue I'm waiting for, and it's his Su family's world that I'm waiting for!" "I am Lin Ting. Since my surname is Lin, I will never disgrace the lintel of my family!" "My grandfather worked for Dasu for half his life, and my father died fighting for Dasu! I am not standing here to seek power and usurp the throne, but to guard these thousands of miles of rivers and mountains!" That year, Su Jue stood under the eaves and suddenly remembered that familiar snowy night. He asked, "Were you afraid at that time?" Lin Ting: "What are you afraid of?" "Are you afraid when you are alone in the capital and everyone says you are going to be a traitor?" Lin Ting smiled calmly and said: "I have no regrets in my heart, so I am naturally not afraid. I know you are still at the border, so I can't be afraid." Su Jue held his hand and a faint smile appeared on her lips. Lin Ting was the foundation for his livelihood, and he wanted to see his Qingchen live out his life peacefully. If the surface is as warm as jade, but in reality, if you are jealous, you will definitely get a black belly.
Although I don't know if anyone is waiting, I'd better take a day off. There's a high probability that I won't be able to do more today. I'm sorry everyone (?д?;?)