After finally landing an easy job, Tang Yinqiu is suddenly dragged into a game and forced to start a life on the run. At this moment, the resentment of this overworked wage slave could sustain five hundred evil sword immortals.
The days of lying flat and slacking off are gone for good. Every day at quitting time, she automatically enters the game and completes one mission after another. If she fails, she can't leave the game.
When she enters the game and draws the Chef identity card, Tang Yinqiu smiles.
She casually drives a cleaver deep into the cutting board. Tang Yinqiu says, "Boss, you should watch yourself. Don't make me angry."
A teammate accidentally triggers a death condition, and the boss approaches with a sinister grin. "Heh heh heh, tonight I'll kill every last one of you!"
Tang Yinqiu says, "You're such a pain! Who gave you the right to ruin a wage slave's precious sleep?"
She tears off a talisman and seals the boss inside the fridge. "We're logging off to sleep now. Don't cause trouble, got it?"
The next month, Tang Yinqiu draws a new identity card: Mortician. Not only does she have to put makeup on horribly mangled corpses, but the "clients" also come back to life and critique their makeup in the mirror.
After one player gets a complaint about their work, their face is actually peeled off. The "client" smiles with satisfaction at their new face.
Tang Yinqiu tears off another talisman. "If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all!"
After a few rounds, Tang Yinqiu's name becomes well-known among the players. Those lucky enough to be matched with her always start off overjoyed, only to end up huddled in a corner, trembling silently alongside the bruised and battered boss.
Boss: "What rotten luck. Why did I have to run into this menace?"
Teammate: "I knew she was strong, but how is she scarier than the boss? Boo hoo, I'm so scared!"
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Reader's guide:
1. Strong female lead, strong female lead, strong female lead
2. My take on an infinite-flow story, with some original worldbuilding
The blurb was screenshotted and saved on September 24, 2023.
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