[My new novel, How Could a CEO Possibly Be Cannon Fodder? [Quick Transmigration], is now available. The blurb is at the very bottom~]
The orca Yun Mojing left the familiar sea to find some humans to play with.
She never expected to make the trending topics as soon as she came ashore, or to be lured into becoming an entertainer by a talent scout's grand promises.
Yun Mojing took things as they came. She didn't care where she went or what she did. As long as she could play with humans, anything was fine.
Her manager asked her to appear on a variety show.
Yun Mojing: What's a variety show? I'm not going.
Manager: It's where you hang out with a few other entertainers and play some games.
Yun Mojing: !!
Manager: There'll also be lots of audience members, and some will be picked to join the games.
Yun Mojing: I'm in! I'll do it!
Who knew that this one nearly canceled variety show would make the trending topics several times thanks to her, bringing it back from the dead?
She enthusiastically took part in every game on the show.
On the variety show, everyone had to compete to see who could hold their breath underwater the longest.
With her enormous lung capacity, Yun Mojing not only won the competition, she also scooped up a teammate who had gotten dizzy and weak from holding their breath and carried them to shore.
Viewers: Oh my gosh, she's so dependable!!
The show invited a hidden-weapons expert to teach the entertainers how to shoot balloons with toothpicks. Each successful hit earned a point.
While the others were still learning the hand gestures and how to apply force, Yun Mojing had already hit three balloons in a row. With the expert's guidance, she even tried shooting balloons with noodles.
Bystanders were amazed: My goodness, she learns so fast. Is this what talent looks like?
Her fans had a different reaction: Sis, maybe you should go register your weapon?
Before the show had even finished airing, Yun Mojing had become a huge star at a speed nobody could have anticipated.
More variety shows and magazines, and even well-known directors, came calling.
Yun Mojing made more and more human friends, and got invited on more and more outings. But on one trip, she and a friend were both kidnapped.
When people heard that the wealthy heir to an entertainment company had been kidnapped, they exclaimed: How could a grown man get kidnapped in broad daylight?! Find him, quick!
When they heard Yun Mojing had also been taken, they fell silent... Suddenly, they weren't too worried. Hopefully the kidnappers had some sense and let the two of them go soon.
Yun Mojing's female fans became the happiest fan group in the entire entertainment industry.
Other stars were always in a hurry, with bodyguards keeping enthusiastic fans at a distance.
Her bodyguards, on the other hand, were hired by her manager to keep her from lingering among the fans and refusing to leave.
Bystanders: Ahhh, I'm equally jealous of everyone who gets to take a picture with their idol!!
Yun Mojing's fans: Sorry, but besides photos, I also have autographs and little gifts from our baby [giggles behind hand]
Bystanders: Ahhhhh, you damn people, what kind of dream life are you living!!!
Reader's guide:
1. Strong female lead, the strongest character in the entire story
2. The whole story is pure fun
3. Fictional setting, no characters are based on real people
P.S. My next novel is out! How Could a CEO Possibly Be Cannon Fodder? [Quick Transmigration] (If you're interested, please add it to your favorites!)
Blurb:
After the self-made business tycoon Shen Yuan dies unexpectedly, the System for Punishing Scumbags sends her into Quick Transmigration worlds to complete missions.
System: Your mission is to change the tragic fate of the cannon fodder female characters, win the male leads' hearts, then leave them and make them regret it. Once you've accumulated enough regret points, you can return to your original world.
Shen Yuan catches the key words and nods. "So, I just farm regret points. Got it."
She enters one small world after another and reads through the original plots, baffled.
With all these business opportunities lying around, how did the original owner manage to ignore them and think only about romance?
From then on, the male leads are relieved to find their ex-wives and ex-girlfriends have stopped clinging to them.
But soon, they realize something is wrong. Ever since Shen Yuan left, their lives have only gotten worse, and they keep running into setbacks.
Meanwhile, the woman they once looked down on now stands above them, enjoying life.
World One: Cannon Fodder Ex-Wife in the 1980s
A few years ago, Shen Yuan was a temporary worker at a clothing factory when Xu Zhenhua pursued her. After they fell in love and married, she gave up her career to focus on the family, cared for his parents, and mailed him clothing designs she'd drawn herself.
In the end, the scumbag dumped her and accused her of lacking ambition and lounging around at home. She eventually died far from home.
Even her designs became the female lead's "work."
Shen Yuan: This scumbag has a knack for picking an industry. The clothing business really is an untapped market in the 1980s.
She founded a clothing brand, made a name for herself in a design competition, and casually snatched away the scumbag's last chance to turn his life around.
Not only did she ruin his career and expose the male and female leads' schemes, she also sent him to prison.
While she signed contracts and drank champagne, the scumbag operated a sewing machine in prison, and his regret points easily reached the maximum.
World Two: The Entertainment Agent Drained Dry
World Three: So What If the Scumbag Has a Heavenly Spiritual Root?
World Four: Building a Mercenary Group in a Wasteland World
World Five: Dominating the Entertainment Industry in the Interstellar World
The scumbags who once looked down on her and tried to hurt her now kneel and beg for mercy, tearfully apologizing. They turn against other villains right in front of her, all just to ask her for another chance.
The System stares at the skyrocketing regret points: ...? That works?
(A feel-good story, with satisfying face-slapping, scumbag-punishing, and career-building!)
Theme: Treasure what you have now
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Entering an Infinite Game Every Night
The Classic of Mountains and Seas, but It's an Aquarium
Dawn Camp
It's equivalent to a kitten accidentally bumping into your leg and nuzzling you shyly!!!
This is how you encounter an apex predator 🐶 🐶 🐶
Oh my God, a female goose who is 180cm tall and has a strong brain but loves to flirt with humans 😍
So cute! Killer whale! The super photogenic black and white eggplant!
There are many countries like this. Our evil cultivating self-study party all learns to curse people first 🐶
Killer whales should scold people as weak, imbecile, stupid, etc.
I also want to post the big black and white eggplant!
Hahahahahahahahaha I'm laughing so hard, 200,000 can directly buy the store in Shaxian County
How can one thousand yuan be spent for half a year? You don't have to pay for water, electricity and gas, and you don't have to buy clothes. It's possible for three months, but for half a year, if it's just before meals, it's okay.
They all came ashore from the sea to attract people, why don't they count as leaving their hometown hhhhhhhhhh[][][]