[A little sweet treat as I get back into writing. Hope you enjoy! Please add my upcoming story, Reborn After My Wife Forced Her Love on Me, to your favorites QAQ]
There are countless crazy villains, and half of them are in bug-people stories.
System: "To prevent the world from being destroyed, and to protect love and peace, Host, hurry and save him!"
A certain reader who got bound after reading a terrible book: "..." Is this thing edible or not?
CP: dramatic, pretentious seme x brutal, prickly uke
[Set in a fictional world, unrelated to reality. Please don't apply it to real life.]
[Here's the blurb for my upcoming story, Reborn After My Wife Forced Her Love on Me ↓]
World One: cowardly seme who's terrible at everything but loves to play around x seemingly gentle, actually obsessive, homemaker uke
He Er is a D-rank male bug, selfish and vain. To live the same life of luxury as the high-ranking officials, he seduces a high-ranking female bug.
She's a very foolish female bug, with a high rank but no cunning. Every day, she simply gazes at him with a sweet smile.
A few sweet words are enough to leave her completely smitten. She not only obediently hands over all her assets, but also takes jobs everywhere to support him.
He Er knows she likes him and wants to marry him.
But to He Er, she has neither an impressive status nor the kind of looks he likes. She looks far too much like a pretty boy.
He Er only wants to keep this meal ticket around, so he tells her, "Once you join the military and get a stable position, we'll get married."
A year later, she clears her name and joins the military. Within three months, she gets promoted twice, going straight from sergeant to major.
By then, He Er is scouting for a powerful patron. He immediately goes back on his word. "Your job isn't stable yet. We'll get married once you're promoted to major general."
Three years later, she becomes the youngest major general in the empire.
He Er still hasn't found a powerful patron and starts to panic, so he says, "Let's wait until you become a general before we get married."
Another five years pass, and the Bug Emperor promotes her to general ahead of schedule.
She is rising too quickly and pushing him too hard. With his meal ticket about to slip away, He Er goes back on his word again. "I'll accept your proposal as soon as you become marshal."
Over those ten years, He Er flirts with everyone he can, never noticing that the smile on her face is growing colder and that she is becoming more and more sullen.
After hearing him say "Once you become... I'll marry you" countless times, she locks him up.
Only then does He Er learn that all her submissive behavior was an act. In truth, she is petty, vindictive, and a complete lunatic!
She chains him to the bed, forbids him from seeing any other bugs, controls every aspect of his life, and "tortures" him viciously every night.
He thinks he'll have to spend the rest of his life in fear, but one day he opens his eyes and finds himself back ten years in the past, on the day before he was locked in the dark.
"Darling, will you be my husband?"
Seeing that familiar face with its fake smile and eyes brewing a storm, He Er's legs give way and he nearly falls to his knees. "I'll marry you, I'll marry you!"
Jia Nuo: "...?"
Interesting. Let's see how long you can keep up the act.
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World Two: silver-tongued space pirate seme x aloof, conservative major general uke
Lu Jia is a male bug, and a space pirate.
He used to live a carefree, happy life, until the bug race sent a new major general to guard the region. Everything changed.
The female bug is high-ranking and capable. Her face is always aloof and proud, her buttons are fastidiously done all the way to the top, and she fights fiercely and ruthlessly.
Within half a year of her arrival at the border, the once-greatest space pirate group there is on the verge of annihilation. Their supplies are seized, his subordinates are wiped out, and Lu Jia himself nearly gets captured.
A true hero would rather die than be humiliated. As the leader of the pirate group, Lu Jia challenges her to a fight to the death.
Unexpectedly, during the fight, the two bugs are sucked into a black hole.
The bad news is that they are transported to a barren, uninhabited planet.
The good news is that the high-and-mighty female bug has hurt her head and lost her memory.
Before killing her, Lu Jia decides to humiliate and take revenge on her.
So he uses his advantage as a male bug to trick her into pledging herself to him. With her head injured, she believes everything he says. He tricks her into giving him her heart and body, and she ends up carrying an egg.
Not long afterward, the bug army finds them. Knowing he can't keep the truth hidden, Lu Jia abandons the female bug, who has just given birth, and flees overnight with their egg.
However, the female bug is actually the empire's most beloved Seventh Prince. After an almost frenzied search, she catches Lu Jia before he can play single dad for long, taking him and their child in together.
When they meet again, his formerly soft, sweet, and easily embarrassed wife has changed completely. She's become cold and fierce, and not only locks him up, but also feeds him oranges every day.
He thinks this is how he'll spend the rest of his life, but an accident sends Lu Jia back to the first year, before he ran away.
Thinking of the miserable life ahead, Lu Jia decides to come clean and bring the kid along to "turn himself in."
"Darling, what if I told you I was kidnapped by space pirates and didn't run away on purpose? Would you believe me?"
Xue Yin: "...?"
Ha! As if I'd believe a word you say.
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World Three: needy little firecracker seme x childish, murderous uke
Shi An married his wife through an arranged marriage. He doesn't like her at all.
Ao Xide looks fierce, acts fierce, and is always teasing and scaring him. Shi An can't stand him.
They've been married for seven years, and Shi An has never been happy. Not a moment goes by when he doesn't want to escape.
But his wife holds a high-ranking position and has plenty of power, and she's too proud to allow a divorce. There's no way it could happen.
In one battle, the female bug is severely wounded and nearly crippled. Overnight, she falls from the heights into the mire.
Shi An seizes the opportunity, throws down the divorce papers, and returns to his birth family without a moment's delay.
But his male father, who had promised to love him, shows his true colors as soon as Shi An comes home. He not only steals the property Shi An brought from his wife, but also tries to send him to the Breeding Tower.
Shi An runs away, but has nowhere to go. He's forced to hide like a little mouse.
After struggling to survive for several years, his wife finds him and takes him home.
His wife is even more powerful than before, but for some reason, she's no longer as fierce.
She locks him up and won't let him see any other bugs, yet takes meticulous care of him and tenderly kisses each of his wounds.
Shi An doesn't understand, and doesn't have time to figure it out before he dies of illness.
Just before he closes his eyes, he hears his wife say she loves him.
Shi An thinks it's ridiculous.
She spends every day teasing him with a menacing look, can't even talk properly, and still dares to say she loves him.
Shi An thinks that if he gets another chance, he'll teach her how to be a proper bug.
When he opens his eyes again, Shi An is back at the time right after the divorce.
Looking at the ugly faces of the bugs in his birth family, Shi An immediately grabs his little bundle and goes back to his former wife.
At the time, the female bug's eyes are red. Her whole body seems to be begging him to stay, but she still snarls, "You cold, heartless male bug! Why did you come back? I'll never forgive you. I'll never let you get away with this!"
Shi An extends his mental tendrils and spins the female bug's wheelchair like a top. "Then I'll kill you right now!"
Ao Xide: "?"
Brr, why are you bullying a disabled bug?
Core theme: Love is fated by heaven.
How can you be willing to die when you already have a wife?
Even after we tied it, I still couldn't bear to part with it [crying] [crying] I've already torn through the third book of my wife's second contract, and it's so deliciously written [loving eyes]
Boss [Sahua] It's been half a year, why don't I write another chapter [Sahua] I've always liked your writing, and I've finished the two completed Zerg books.
Be sure to come back safely!
Are there no extras? I'm crying
When are you going to write a new article? Damn, I think the preview is so interesting. I've been waiting for it for a long time [Lop-eared Rabbit Head]
Finished spreading flowers ~ The young couple will always be happy!
How can you be willing to die when you already have a wife?
Even after we tied it, I still couldn't bear to part with it [crying] [crying] I've already torn through the third book of my wife's second contract, and it's so deliciously written [loving eyes]
Boss [Sahua] It's been half a year, why don't I write another chapter [Sahua] I've always liked your writing, and I've finished the two completed Zerg books.
Be sure to come back safely!
Are there no extras? I'm crying
When are you going to write a new article? Damn, I think the preview is so interesting. I've been waiting for it for a long time [Lop-eared Rabbit Head]
Finished spreading flowers ~ The young couple will always be happy!
I will definitely return safely!
What a cute text ૮₍♡♡₎ა!
Come on come on! Sweet [star eyes]