Am I Getting Buried in the Center Today? [Anime Crossover + Genshin Impact]

Hello, everyone. I'm Gabriel, a Sumerian working in Liyue. My brother is Sumeru's famous Grand Scribe, while I'm an obscure employee at the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor.

My brother is a frail academic, while I'm a meatheaded brawler. He says that if I'd been born in Natlan, I'd definitely have become a grandmaster, but born in Sumeru, I've ended up a complete idiot.

So I ran away from home, joined the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, and became the one responsible for burying people.

Then an accident happened, and I transmigrated. Thanks to my skill at hauling corpses, I became Yokohama's famous corpse transporter. Give me a name and a description, and I'll bring the body back no matter where it is.

I hope nobody gives me information about a living person next time. If I have to take care of them before transporting them, that'll cost extra.

Even more absurdly, I have a child-rearing System. I raise kids by picking up corpses, which makes people wonder if I'm raising little demons.

Not one of these kids is normal :-)

I'd rather go back to Sumeru and be an idiot!

The kids: a certain shinigami elementary schooler, a certain genius female scientist, a certain owner of the ability known as The Hell of Brains, a certain sorcerer named Megumin, a certain Rashomon, and a certain Beast Beneath the Moonlight.

Note:

1. I haven't decided on a ship yet, so don't place your bets. I'll let you know once it's decided.

2. The protagonist has a Dendro Vision, and the story is all about making things grow wild (not really).

Theme: A proper view of life and death