That Day, the Sky Screen Turned Wild

Also known as From the Start, Introducing Er Feng to Kneel-and-Suck-the-Breast; Introducing the Story of Emperor Wu of Han to Zhu Zhu; and The First Emperor Watches Phoenix Man Zhu Zhu and Kneel-and-Suck-the-Breast Er Feng, Smiling Without a Word.

The sky screen brings no divine revelation, only countless hell jokes and unofficial histories, proving through lived experience that there are no gods in this world.

Warnings:

1. This is a silly, silly story.

2. The story will favor Empress Wu. Yes, it will favor Empress Wu. Please give male emperors the freedom not to be emperors.

3. Some characters will be treated unkindly. There will be warnings when they appear.

Theme: Remember history and look to the future.