A Genshin Impact Self-Indulgent Novel

Ning Ning, a rich and beautiful player, was a whale who spent real money. Recently, she had become obsessed with a game called Genshin Impact, but her pulls were so unlucky that she always had to go all the way to hard pity.

Even so, Ning Ning spent a fortune getting every character to C6R5. She made sure every character got their fair share. She loved them so much.

Love can overcome distance with money. No matter how far apart they are, they have to be together. Breaking through the barrier between dimensions, Ning Ning went straight into Teyvat, where she became a five-star character in the limited banner.

Ning Ning: ...Huh???

Ning Ning: No! Even though I like this game, that doesn’t mean I want to abandon my real life and come here!!! Let me go home, waah!!!

System (wiping sweat): I’m afraid that’s not possible. You’ve already entered the main storyline. You’ll have to wait at least until the blond Traveler finds his sister before you can go back.

Ning Ning burst into tears, then angrily jumped off Starsnatch Cliff, only to be caught by a certain red-haired, rich, handsome Darknight Hero from Mondstadt. She secretly smuggled herself into Inazuma, hoping to get struck by lightning and sent home. But when she woke up, she saw the gentle, handsome smile of the head of the Kamisato Clan.

Waaah, he’s so handsome, but she really wanted to go home!

While passing through Inazuma, Ning Ning accidentally used an Elemental Burst to destroy a Fatui Delusion factory, making Scaramouche smile with perfectly healthy teeth.

Waaah, Scara, you can’t hit me! I got you C6R5! QAQ

She was chased all the way to Dihua Marsh, where Xiao, the Conqueror of Demons guarding the area, calmly came to her aid. Tartaglia also showed up with a cheerful smile, curious to see who could have made Scaramouche that angry.

Ning Ning: QAQ

Then the Traveler, Aether, appeared, and the wheels of fate began to turn.

On-screen comments in the real world:

[The new character Ning Ning is so beautiful! Her splash art and model are incredible... Such a gorgeous girl, I’m drooling! (Wipes saliva)]

[She’s not just pretty, she’s top-tier too! At C0 she can clear Abyss Floor 11 with no pressure. Beautiful and powerful, my new wife!]

[Other than Shenhe, Ning Ning is the only one who’s genuinely nice to the Traveler!!]

[She’ll risk her life to save me!! She’s not using me at all!!! I’ve saved up 40,000 Primogems over three versions, and they’re all for her!! I’m definitely getting my wife to C6!!]

As time passed, the comments gradually went off track, moving beyond discussions of the character’s looks and strength.

[Whoa, do characters in the banner have one-sided crushes on each other too? Tartaglia, are you secretly in love with my wife?!]

[It’s not just Tartaglia, right? Kamisato Ayato is way more obvious! What the hell, when did Scaramouche get next to my wife? Aaaah!!]

[How come Alhaitham too?! And the Hydro Dragon King and Wriothesley... What are you doing, official account?! My wife Ning Ning!!!]

[Let go! She’s my wife!!]

At last, on the day the Traveler, Aether, finally found his sister Lumine, the adventure across Teyvat came to an end.

Ning Ning also died in the final battle against the Heavenly Principles. She sacrificed herself to save everyone, bringing her journey in another world to a close.

She finally returned to the real world.

After happily enjoying a few days of life as a regular person, Ning Ning suddenly discovered that there was a... Teleport Waypoint in the living room of her villa?!

The characters from the game had all come to the real world. They sat in a row in her villa, smiling as they looked at her.

“Ning Ning.”

Someone stepped forward and gently pulled her into his arms.

“This time, it’s our turn to travel to your world.”

[Important: Reader’s Guide]

1. The female lead is an absolutely stunning Mary Sue who attracts countless one-sided crushes. If you enjoy that, dive right in. If you don’t, proceed with caution~

2. This story only features Genshin Impact and does not cross over with other works. All the characters listed as supporting characters have important roles.

3. The ending will pair her with someone.

[This synopsis was posted on October 16, 2023, and has been archived on Weibo.]

Theme: The scenery in Teyvat is beautiful, and so are its people