1. The day the Demon Lord emerged from seclusion, she discovered that the immortal sects had wiped out the entire demon realm.
Standing amid mountains of corpses and seas of flames, she was at a loss over what to do next.
A graceful young man took her by the wrist. "Miss, don't be afraid."
Mistaken for an innocent girl abducted by demons, she was taken back to the immortal sect and became the youngest junior sister of the foremost sect.
Demon Lord: "..." Does this count as the immortal sect walking straight into a trap?
Should she slaughter them all?
But seeing the mountain of welcome gifts her senior brothers and sisters had sent, the Demon Lord decided to wait a little longer.
After all, the immortal sect was so wealthy. She could always loot it clean first.
2. The Demon Lord discovered that the young man was secretly cultivating demonic arts. He had brought her back only to conceal the demonic aura on himself.
One day, he was covered in demonic aura and, afraid his sect would find out, rushed into the Demon Lord's room and took over her bed.
The Demon Lord nudged him with her foot. "Go sleep in your own room. Don't you know men and women should keep their distance?"
With his eyes closed, the young man chuckled. "Don't worry, little junior sister. Your senior brother cultivates the Way of Emotionlessness. I'm not interested in you."
The Demon Lord scoffed and deliberately leaned in until her face was nearly against his. "Little senior brother, aren't you afraid I'll set my sights on you and force myself on you?"
The young man suddenly opened his eyes. He looked at the Demon Lord for only a moment before closing them again. "Well, with a face like yours, little junior sister, I'm afraid I couldn't get it up. I'm afraid I can't grant your wish."
With a thud, the young man was kicked off the bed by his little junior sister.
3. The Demon Lord tugged on the young man's sleeve, smiling brightly. "Little senior brother, how about letting me accompany you when you practice from now on?"
The young man refused.
His senior brothers and sisters gave him reproachful looks.
The young man explained helplessly, "My little junior sister has fallen for me because I saved her life, but I'm devoted to cultivating the Way of Emotionlessness. I'm afraid I'll have to disappoint her. So, little junior sister, don't waste your efforts on me."
Watching him spout such a solemn string of nonsense, the Demon Lord's eyes immediately welled up with tears. "Senior brother, even if we can't become cultivation partners, please let me stay by your side. Otherwise, I might as well die."
The senior brothers and sisters all chimed in: "Little junior sister loves you so deeply. Little junior brother, just grant her wish."
The young man watched as the girl before him flashed a sly smile.
Heh.
4. Later, the immortal sect sent the Demon Lord ten handsome young immortal attendants.
The young man grabbed her hand and said mournfully, "Am I not handsome enough? Why are you looking at other men?"
The Demon Lord pulled away. "Immortal Lord, you cultivate the Way of Emotionlessness, but I'm quite the opposite. Don't waste your efforts on me."
The young man held her and coaxed her. "From the first moment I saw you, the Way of Emotionlessness was already broken. I think dual cultivation is much better."
The Demon Lord's gaze drifted downward. "Didn't you say you couldn't get it up with a face like mine?"
The young man took her hand. "See? Hard as iron."
Demon Lord: "..." Ugh, my hand is dirty.
The immortal sect mistakes her for a helpless, delicate girl, but she's actually a powerful Demon Lord × a little senior brother who cultivates both immortal and demonic arts, schemes against his wife, and ends up getting himself tangled in his own plot
Theme: Even in darkness, keep a light in your heart