After My Socially Anxious Self Gave Up, Everyone Could Read My Mind and the Whole Internet Went Wild Shipping Me

#An introvert's ultimate account of transmigrating into a book#

Bai Ou transmigrates into the body of the internet's most-ridiculed queen of staged accidents, and starts with:

. Eight-figure penalties owed

. Five-day survival countdown

--The staged-accident System forces her to keep working

On her 108th fake fall on the red carpet, she lands perfectly in the arms of a sunglasses-wearing big shot--

Inner monologue: "I'm so screwed! This time I'm really going to jail!"

Dongfang Qi adjusts his gold-rimmed glasses: Why is this woman screaming from head to toe?

#How I used brainwaves to hook a top-tier big shot#

Later, at the cast and crew's wrap party, Bai Ou huddles in a corner and mutters to herself: "When are they closing the buffet...?"

The man suddenly appears with a tower of lobster: "Right now."

Backstage at an awards ceremony, she draws circles in the air: "Who the hell wants to be the last one on the red carpet...?"

That night, the red carpet schedule is mysteriously rearranged.

The whole internet is stunned: Has the queen of staged accidents become the entertainment industry's designated sidekick to the living embodiment of doom?

#When mind reading meets social awkwardness#

Dongfang Qi has recently discovered a new hobby:

Behind his sunglasses, he sees someone inhale mini cakes in the break room: "It's so good to be alive QAQ"

In the conference room, she frantically scratches her head over a script: "Just destroy everything, I'm done!"

Outside the dressing room, she hugs a gown and rolls around: "This thing is more torturous than an instrument of torture!"

Until one day, he hears her say:

"Why is that sunglasses-wearing pervert watching me again?"

The man hailed across the internet as a god on a high peak loosens his tie and corners her in the makeup room: "Now you know to be scared?"

Bai Ou sees his approaching abs and strategically leans back: "H-Help! The System didn't teach me this!"

#Has Bai Ou finally quit the industry today?#

As fan communities collectively clamor for more staged-accident stories--

A top-tier star posts a chat log: Big Sis says my dog looks like her first love.

A Best Actor calls out on livestream: You left your employee badge on my bed.

An up-and-coming director goes wild in the middle of the night: The storyboard she touched has been enshrined in a shrine.

Dongfang Qi simply posts their marriage certificate: "@Bai Ou My wife says the bed is too small. We're switching to the presidential suite tonight."

Onlookers click the attached picture: On the marriage bureau's security footage, the socially anxious slacker is using the marriage certificate to cover her entire face.

Later, reporters catch sight of:

A business tyrant chasing her into the studio with documents: "Sign this, honey. It's today's intimacy KPI."

Bai Ou yells as she runs: "We agreed it was a marriage of convenience, and we'd each do our own thing!"

The man takes off his sunglasses and smirks: "But you're always getting yourself worked up in your head."

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