Come On, You're Trying to Reason with a Blessed One? [Turned In to the Authorities]

[Writing this one with great enthusiasm! I'll start it once I've finished revising the one next door! Please add it to your favorites qaq]

Synopsis: As long as my luck is good enough, I'm the daddy of every gambling addict.

Yan Xu is incredibly lucky, but lately he's been feeling a bit unlucky. Maybe it's because the so-called SSS+ gacha System has forcibly latched onto him.

The System makes some pretty wild claims.

It can randomly give someone within a 50-meter radius mind-reading powers, make cultural relics talk, or identify friend from foe and pinpoint their location within an area of 2,000 square meters.

Unfortunately, it rolled out straight from the factory. Even though its database contains countless abilities, it can only unlock a skill on the tree by randomly rolling every 24 hours.

As the System levels up, the Host gets stronger and the cooldown gets shorter, but the price to pay rises accordingly.

After all, there's no such thing as a free lunch.

Osteoporosis, broken legs, blindness, losing all five senses, those are all minor cases. In more serious cases, you might suddenly have a stroke and turn into an idiot.

That would be bad enough, but he also has to hit his daily +NT+ KPI??? If he fails, his private life gets livestreamed to the whole world, 24 hours a day, without a blind spot?

Yan Xu: ???

Fine, fine, so that's how you want to play? I can pull stunts too.

Ten thousand questions in half an hour. You can limit the person, but not the questions, huh?

He immediately calls 110 and turns himself in to the state.

Yan Xu turns to the System with a smile: Friend, you have no idea what modern science can do.

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A lot of major events have happened in the country lately.

First, unsolved headless cases all over the country are suddenly declared solved, and paranormal incidents begin happening one after another.

Next, the relics in museums across the world suddenly start talking loudly, demanding to be sent home.

Then, the harmful substances emitted by countries suddenly return to where they came from, causing radiation to flow back and mutate the entire population.

Just as tensions are rising, a terrifying livestream from a higher-dimensional world finally descends upon Earth.

The countries, whose secret military bases have just been indirectly exposed and are preparing to fight, are caught off guard. Only Hua Country remains unscathed, and even gets a head start, taking its place at the top of the pyramid.

And all of this is connected to an ordinary male college student majoring in Chinese, Yan Xu.

Carrying an AK48, he stands bored at the tip of the tower and shakes his head. "Tsk, not a single worthy opponent."

As for the System, it's online questioning its existence.

System: ????

Didn't you say he'd kill without batting an eye, taking hundreds of lives in two hours?

Damn, what are you doing, playing Makarabaka? You should've told me you were playing a MOBA mobile game!

At first, the System is extremely reluctant and refuses to cooperate.

After a while, it experiences the power of teamwork and comes around.

It decides to think bigger. It's still harvesting one person's resources, or the resources of tens of thousands. So what if people call it a Savior System? Who could turn down boundless energy points?

Goodbye, Lord God. My Cthulhu tabletop RPG, The Dice of Revelry, is changing its name to Savior starting today! Hahahahaha!

#My take on turning oneself in to the state, science makes the country strong.

#The making of a lucky, cheat-powered invincible male lead. You don't know what a real small-town exam machine is!

#I'll prepare a detailed outline before starting! I'll try to avoid plot holes. The character is a lucky guy who complains as he keeps rolling critical successes, a male college student majoring in Chinese with every buff stacked!

[Blurb captured on 2023.11.09.]

Theme: Sunny and uplifting.