Upcoming novels: The Dragon Father and Son Go Viral on a Family Variety Show; Fuzzy Friends Save the Lovesick Villain; A Scapegoat at the Crematorium Eats Melon Online; Has the Little Evil Spirit Eaten Its Fill Today? Please add them to your library!
Blurb:
After completing 999 missions, Xie Qianxia retires with honors, ready to switch to a carefree life of doing nothing. Instead, he transmigrates into the body of a useless pretty boy mocked by the entire internet.
The pretty boy is the real young master of a wealthy family, lost outside the household. More than ten years of wandering have given him a people-pleasing personality. He tries hard to get along with everyone, but after his identity is revealed, he and the fake young master are targeted by kidnappers. His wealthy parents choose to ransom the fake young master, and he is brutally killed.
Xie Qianxia: "I can't put up with this crap for one second!"
He fires back at the haters with memes of his own making, leaving them with their hair standing on end.
Haters: ??? Xie Qianxia, did your account get hacked??!!
He plays a smiling, sweet-looking serial killer, but his gaze is cold and eerie, leaving viewers trembling.
Haters: I swear, I've seen the eyes of a murderer, and they're exactly like Xie Qianxia's. Someone should investigate him.
On a variety show, he shatters tempered glass with one punch and tears down a house with his bare hands, scaring the production crew into abruptly stopping the livestream.
Fans: Where are the haters? Why have they gone quiet? This is obviously false advertising. Go report them!
Haters: ...Haters are people too!
What's more, everyone discovers that Xie Qianxia can also program, draw, do makeup, play the guzheng, and master all kinds of other skills...
#Boss, please accept my admiration#
#Mom asked why I was watching TV on my knees#
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One day, a paparazzi video goes viral across the internet the moment it's released.
The fake young master, whose carefully crafted persona fell apart on a variety show and who was thoroughly face-slapped as the contrast character, is crying outside a mansion. "Big Brother, we're family! You can't abandon me!"
The door opens, but the person who comes out isn't Xie Qianxia. It's Gu Ming, the movie emperor hailed as the most masculine man in the country and the internet's top seme.
The movie emperor gives the fake young master a cool glance. "Since when were you family with my wife?"
#Whose wife? Say that again, whose wife?#
#Brother Ming, the ring on your hand is blinding me#
#Ahhh, I knew something was going on between them! I told you!!#
Upcoming novel
Transmigrating into the Lovesick Villain's Cat
[Soft-hearted, adorable little angel bottom x gloomy, suspicious Demon King top]
Miao Wu transmigrates into a book one day and gets bound to a conquest System.
System: I hope the Host can save the villain from his tragic life, open his closed heart, and become the only ray of sunshine in his life.
Miao Wu: ???
The great villain is still a young boy, handsome and refined, noble and composed. He looks nothing like the twisted, ruthless, hysterical madman he'll become.
Miao Wu's sympathy flares, but then he looks at his paws.
That's right, he's transmigrated into a cat.
What can a cat do?
A little kitty is so delicate.
As he sighs, Miao Wu throws a flurry of meow-meow punches and beats all the bad guys away;
Then he fulfills his mission ahead of schedule, saving the student who would have jumped to their death and ruined the villain's reputation;
Finally, when the plot's deadly twist arrives, he tackles the villain, dodging the oncoming truck and preventing him from becoming disabled.
Day after day, as he watches the villain's expression grow gentler and his body grow healthier, Miao Wu feels a deep sense of accomplishment and thinks he's close to succeeding.
But one day, he suddenly turns back into a human and meets the lovesick villain's deep gaze. Afraid he'll be sent to a research institute as a monster, he stammers out an explanation: I-I can help you get what you want.
Lovesick Villain: Anything?
Miao Wu: Mm-hmm!
The villain's gaze darkens. "I want a boyfriend."
Yi Chen's life is full of misfortune. Born with a hereditary disease, he is abandoned by his wealthy father. He loses his mother young, suffers one disaster after another, and becomes gravely ill, with little time left to live.
So he joins forces with the shareholders to strip his father of power and eliminates every opponent, determined to make everyone suffer as they see him off...
But when he opens his eyes again, he's back in his youth, burning with a high fever and lying in the rain like a stray dog, awaiting his fate.
Until the little white cat appears.
At last, his lightless abyss welcomes salvation and the sun.
Theme: Everyone has something that makes them shine. Don't lose heart.
Let Chang Woo go, he is still a child hahahahahahahahahaha
We were together the whole time hahahahahahahahahaha
"Gao Ming" gave the author a big worm~ ancient
Hey, hey, if you don't lose your horse, be careful not to take it with you wherever you go, but to throw it away when you see it.
See the key!!!!???
This family should go offline immediately. It's so annoying.
Come on! Looks good!
Hahahahahahaha
The big brain is pretty good ~ but Gao Ming pops up from time to time and makes me confused.
"Part 22" is a big bug for the author~ It's 24, right?