Also known as Me and My Poor, Hapless Classmates
Blurb:
Bad news: You've transmigrated and lost some of your memories.
Good news: You have a System.
Bad news: It's a conquest System.
Worse news: You seem to be a shut-in who's never been in a relationship.
Conquest System: Look at that handsome guy with curly hair and a scowl, that handsome long-haired guy with a smile, that handsome guy with catlike eyes, and that handsome blond guy with dark skin. They're all your conquest targets, Host. Go conquer the stars and seas!
You: I can't believe I'm not top of the class! I lost the written exam to that blond guy, and the physical test to the class monitor and the blond guy. The dignity of a Chinese humanities student cannot be challenged! I'll go crazy studying and crush everyone!
Conquest System: ...
The five-man group: !
Conquest System, gloomily: It's been almost two weeks since school started. When are you going to talk to them?
You: In a minute, in a minute. I'll go after I finish this episode. Damn, the male lead and female lead are long-lost siblings? That's so tragic...
Conquest System, growing increasingly menacing: If you don't go now, I'll risk corrupting my files just to put that ugly photo of you crying over a melodramatic novel yesterday, with snot bubbles coming out of your nose, on the forum for a week.
You: ...There's no way I'm procrastinating. I'm going right now.
Armed with a hundred cheesy pick-up lines she'd just downloaded, you confidently made a heartfelt confession to all five of them.
System/The five-man group: ...
And so, life went on in chaotic fashion: enjoying campus life, bickering with the System, and half-heartedly pursuing her targets. Today, too, you successfully annoyed the System to death and perfectly avoided the romance route.
In short, it's a silly story about two-way support. Despite the conquest System, there are no couples.
Theme: May you always be full of spirit and steadfastly follow the bright path toward your ideals
"Are you and the system laughing so hard that you are running around all over the floor as if there is a leak in the floor and no one can save you?" This sentence is really funny, it makes me want to laugh when I think about it hahahahahahahahahaha
The mental state of contemporary people, lying down peacefully, I am as abnormal as the heroine, but she is really goodEEEEEEEEEEEE
I was chatting with a gay friend in the middle of the night, and she said, "After reading the book, you need to take a deep breath to relieve the embarrassment before continuing the conversation. The author didn't continue writing, which I feel is a kindness to the heroine." Well, I found a reason for the author to cheat. I express my fearlessness and even want to see the heroine's reaction. (Gay friend: Don't come over here!!!!)
Wow, that's so funny! Faster, faster, more~
Teacher, teacher 😭 😭 When will you be back?
It's a bit hard to tell where the voice is and where the conversation is! The teacher can add double quotes!
Hahahahaha, I love the sandy-looking heroine so much
Teacher, let me see your favorite plot too——!
Damn it, I want the update of Modo Modo 😭 😭 😭
Baby please update soon