Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Xiao Mu Chaona. I'm a licensed psychologist, and I currently work at a psychiatric hospital.
First, I need to firmly emphasize three things. One, I'm a professional. Two, I'm a professional. Three, I'm a professional!
Next, my patients include, but are not limited to:
An old man who thinks he's immortal and insists on taking me with him to a wonderful new world.
A silver-haired young man who thinks he's an assassin in a criminal organization and is determined to become the top killer.
A dark-skinned, blond-haired mixed-race man who thinks he's undercover and spends all day being suspicious and making snide remarks.
A young man with catlike eyes who thinks I saved him and is wholeheartedly determined to help me escape the psychiatric hospital.
And so on and so forth. The list goes on and on.
Finally, all I can say is: how can you work without going crazy?
Watching my hair get thinner by the day, I resolutely quit!
It was a stormy night. I submitted my resignation, then politely turned down my boss's offer of a raise... No, I stayed.
Who doesn't like money? (Laughs.)
To save my hair, I argued my case with my boss and successfully changed from a full-time psychologist to a part-time counselor.
Me: Yay!
On the third day, I promptly opened a counseling office, and the cat-eyed young man proudly became my assistant.
I thought my future would be leisurely and comfortable. Turns out I was naive...
A counseling office called Xiao Mu Mental Health recently appeared in Mihua Town, a place notorious for its many murders. It's right next to the famous Mouri Detective Agency.
Many people leave the detective agency, then turn around and walk into the counseling office. When they come out, they're bright-eyed and beaming.
Rumor has it the counselor inside is making a fortune.
Me, growing thinner by the day: "..." You want this blessing? How about you take it?
I looked at the familiar dark-skinned, blond-haired mixed-race man in front of me, and felt a knot in my chest.
Why?!
Why are there more and more crazy people after I left that lousy psychiatric hospital? And not one of them is a stranger!
The good news: this dark-skinned man isn't after me. The bad news: he wants to steal my only assistant away.
After learning the truth, I packed my things and ran back to the psychiatric hospital overnight.
I can't take even one more day off from this lousy job!!
[Reading Guide]
·The main story is told in third person. The exact timeline is yet to be decided. The blurb was screenshotted on September 9.
Theme: Be the best version of yourself