A dim-witted, younger mad-dog top x a proper, conservative, unattainable beauty of a wife bottom
After Xiao Lang died, his soul was trapped inside a “history book” written by people in a later age.
The “history book” recorded that Crown Prince Xiao Lang had failed in his bid for power and suffered imprisonment. With his downfall, everyone had turned against him. His former supporters were afraid to have anything to do with him, and more than a few petty villains took pleasure in trampling on the crown prince.
Only his teacher, Xie Qingshang, remained true to his original convictions. To save the life of his sole student, he was tricked into using his body to serve others, sacrificing his pride and dignity. The once lofty Crown Prince's tutor became a plaything in the beds of the court ministers.
Xiao Lang was furious. Just as he was about to charge into the “history book” and slaughter those beasts, a swarm of colorful text shouting things like [wife], [spouse], [delicious], and [the Great Way] rushed at him.
What the hell? How did the Grand Tutor I personally chose become all of your wives?!
He's the Crown Prince's, mine!
*
Xiao Lang was reborn, into a dangerous world where morals had declined, people were no longer as they used to be, propriety and music had fallen into ruin, and everyone had their eyes on his wife. No, on his teacher.
This time, he swore to defend his Grand Tutor's chastity with all his might!
The “history book” recorded that one day, after court, the Grand Tutor found a beggar in an alley behind the street.
The beggar seemed humble and pitiful, but was really a scheming wolf. While living at the Grand Tutor's residence, he took advantage of the sleeping tutor every night!
Xiao Lang (grabbing the beggar who would later become a general and join the Wise Prince's faction) (throwing him out of the city): Begging is not allowed here!
Xiao Lang (scooping up mud with both hands) (smearing it on his face) (waving his arms and shouting as the Grand Tutor's carriage passes): Teacher, look at me! Take me home!
The “history book” also recorded that one day the Grand Tutor held a lecture at Wenhua Hall, teaching the princes and ministers. But his fifth brother, who looked like a toad, dared to hide under the lectern and get handsy with the Grand Tutor!
Xiao Lang (already crouching under the lectern): Come on, toad! If you dare crawl under here, I'll stomp you to death!
The “history book” had many more records. Xiao Lang stayed on guard every day, not daring to slack off for even a moment...
*
Xie Qingshang was the legitimate son of the prestigious Xie family, born to wealth and status, and exceptionally gifted. At nineteen, he topped all three imperial examinations and became the foremost scholar.
For ten years, his career had advanced by leaps and bounds. At twenty-nine, he was appointed Grand Tutor to the Crown Prince, responsible for teaching the Eastern Palace.
The Crown Prince was exceptionally bright, though at times a little rash and impulsive. Fortunately, he was upright and kind at heart, and had great potential.
Xie Qingshang was very satisfied with this student, and very satisfied with his own career.
Until one day, his exceptionally bright student suddenly went out of his mind.
He rolled around in the dirt by the roadside, insisting that Xie Qingshang take him home. During lectures, he insisted on hiding under the table and tugging at his teacher's robes...
Worse still, the Crown Prince had privately written an erotic story based on him!
Xie Qingshang: A scholar may be killed, but never humiliated. I resign!
Half a day into the carriage ride back to his hometown, the future heir to the throne crawled out from a hidden corner of the carriage. His eyes were dark and damp. “Teacher has left. What am I supposed to do?”
“Didn't you promise never to abandon me?”
Xie Qingshang: Just wait. First, I'll return home and find Your Highness an exorcist.
Reader's Notes:
1. One-on-one romance, both leads are sexually inexperienced, happy ending.
2. The Crown Prince died after being imprisoned for ten years. After death, he was trapped in the “history book” for a very, very long time, so it's understandable that he went out of his mind. After being reborn, he will still have an obsessive and gloomy streak.
3. The “history book” is actually an erotic fanfiction written by a Xie Qingshang fan in the twenty-first century. It's fairly rigorous, though, and its major historical events match the original history, so the Crown Prince believes it. In reality, Xie Qingshang never experienced anything in the book, and everyone else is perfectly normal, not a sex maniac. Xiao Lang is the only abnormal one.
4. The Crown Prince did not write an erotic story. He was out of his mind and, afraid he might forget things, briefly wrote down the main events of the “history book” after being reborn. Unfortunately, his teacher saw it.
5. The original planned story was a quick transmigration novel, but I really don't have the energy to write one, so I expanded and adapted one of its worlds into this story. I changed the System parts into a twenty-first-century fanfiction. My apologies to readers who wanted to read a quick transmigration story TAT
Theme: Building a harmonious society