Short story
After completing the strategy mission in ancient times, Ye Fei chose to return to modern times and enjoy air-conditioned Coke and WiFi.
However, on the first day after returning home, a housekeeper came to Ye Fei and said that he could finally hand over all the family property accumulated over thousands of years to Ye Fei.
Ye Fei only found out about it when he went online.
Official and unofficial histories all say that Zhou Wei, her cold-blooded general in ancient times, treated her like a white moonlight.
Not only did she stay unmarried and guard her mausoleum for the rest of her life, but she also ordered future generations to manage money for her to use in the future.
Ye Fei inherited hundreds of billions of fortune, and also inherited Zhou Wei, a young man from ancient times to the present.
Zhou Wei doesn't understand modern life at all. Every time he sees Ye Fei in contact with other men, he has many thoughts of violating modern laws.
He can neither use modern facilities nor speak languages other than ancient Chinese. He stubbornly follows Ye Fei with red eyes every day as a bodyguard.
Ye Fei had no choice but to reassure his subordinates, what else could he do.
By chance, Ye Fei discovered that Zhou Wei had traveled to modern times long ago, was fluent in Mandarin, and could understand four languages.
Zhou Wei: I feel guilty, but I still have to hold my wife tight.
The serialized article "Being the principal of a senior university and eating melons" is being serialized. Please add it to your collection.
After Qiao Yu obtained a system that could see other people's bill details, she accidentally discovered that she was cannon fodder for Shuang Wen in the entertainment industry.
She decisively quit the industry and inherited the family business: a senior university that was on the verge of bankruptcy.
In order to keep the only teacher in the school, Qiao Yu went live to help the manual class teachers collect their salary.
The whole internet laughed wildly: "Just declare bankruptcy, Qiao Yu, show us the joke earlier."
Qiao Yu directly donated 5 million to the movie star who hyped up the charity character, "If you have money to buy fake money, you bought the ancestral love lock from our school teacher Aunt Zhang yesterday. Why do you still erase the zeros in reverse?"
On that day, twenty girls took out the "Actor Brand Concentric Lock" at the same time and attacked the actor for cheating.
Audience in the live broadcast room: "!!!"
Qiao Yu hid her merit and fame and continued to hang out in vegetable markets and park cultural galleries in search of students.
She found that there were too many scammers targeting the wallets of the elderly.
So Qiao Yu revealed that by accident, a retired college entrance examination mathematics teacher, a master of traditional Chinese medicine, and a non-hereditary person all took the initiative to become teachers.
There are so many students that there are not enough classrooms.
The University for the Elderly has become a model university. Qiao Yu was invited to share her experience in running an Internet+ school.
However, the live broadcast style has become like this:
The stinky chess player's chess skills improved dramatically after wearing a hearing aid, and his medical miracle sparked heated discussions. In fact, there are Bluetooth headsets in his ears, connected to AI for cheating.
An old couple are experts at finding lost dogs, earning a bounty of 300,000 in reward money. The truth behind this is that their own daughter, who has been missing for ten years, is collecting the money?
A refrigerator thief suddenly appeared in his home, and the food disappeared within minutes. It turns out that the old man, who has been paralyzed for many years, ate the food secretly. He didn't do it before because the aunt had not learned how to order takeout and was not good at cooking, and the old man had no appetite.
Audience: "Please bring more melons, I love watching them!"
Teachers and students: "It's all the people in Chaoyang who broke the news. If you come to us if something happens, it has nothing to do with Principal Qiao!"
Qiao Yu: ... She only wanted older fans, but she accidentally became the most popular paparazzi in the world.
Small theater:
A certain top streamer was forced to pay taxes during Qiao Yu's live broadcast, and his personality collapsed and he left the industry.
The radical fan clamored to kill Qiao Yu, but his grandparents held him down: "What are you going to do to my idol?"
Other fans were also afraid: "You can't help it. If you provoke Qiao Yu, what should I do if the teacher who makes the questions increases the difficulty of the college entrance examination questions?"
Qiao Yu: "... Is it possible that the teacher of the question writing team has retired? He has retired!"
① Live broadcast + University for the Elderly, the melons in the entertainment industry only account for a small part, mainly the melons in the second half of life of copywriters
②Sand sculptures are fun to read.
Purpose: True love can bridge all kinds of gaps and make each other a better person