Advance collection of "Being the Principal of a University for the Elderly"
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Copywriting of this article:
A friend paid a lot of money to hire love guru Chi Yin to review the ultra-high degree of freedom holographic love game.
Chi Yin readily agreed.
The NPCs are all amazingly handsome and fit her special hobbies of being plush and humanoid. However, each of them has some serious problems.
In the vampire branch,
The wolf-eared boy looked at Chi Yin pitifully with his green eyes, but when he got angry, he would just pretend to be dumb and not communicate.
The elegant and ruffian vampire Duke who was sleeping in the castle wanted to bite her neck when he was excited, in an attempt to change her race.
The gentleman butler is considerate but too controlling, always following her quietly.
The brave and vigorous hunter destroyed her castle many times and was not elegant enough.
Chi Yin reluctantly taught them what a good boyfriend who liked her was.
The wolf-eared boy is proud of his favor. Chi Yin: One brother is angry, and there are three brothers waiting for me.
The Duke gave her his enchanting blood. Chi Yin: I'm not mature enough to have an exchange relationship, so I don't want it.
The Knight Hunter always asks Chi Yin for a duel. Chi Yin: The content of the date is boring. Goodbye.
NPCs learn quickly, but the more they are taught, the more clingy they become, and they especially like to fight with each other. Chi Yin always needs to stop them. Chi Yin has a 3S score in hand and can escape decisively.
In this way, after completing the love games of various backgrounds with full marks, Chi Yin found that the NPCs were becoming more and more masculine. They were good at everything except being clingy and jealous, so she was satisfied with the game.
However, a friend was horrified to tell her that the love game had not yet been launched, and Chi Yin was accidentally involved in the infinite stream.
Chi Yin:?
The NPCs in the unlimited stream dungeon and the players who broke through the level had scarlet eyes: I learned well, why did my wife run away?
That day, all the monsters who were shackled because of Chi Yin crawled out of the ground and shouted Chi Yin's name.
The onlookers were shocked: the first boss in history to pass a level by teaching monsters and level-breakers the virtues of men.
Reading guide:
Shura Field, the female protagonist is the 6th
I was exiled
Other dungeon worldviews and boyfriend types are unlocked
Advance receipt copy:
"Being the president of a university for the elderly eats melon"
After Qiao Yu obtained a system that could see other people's bill details, she accidentally discovered that she was cannon fodder for Shuang Wen in the entertainment industry.
She decisively quit the industry and inherited the family business: a senior university that was on the verge of bankruptcy.
In order to keep the only teacher in the school, Qiao Yu went live to help the manual class teachers collect their salary.
The whole internet laughed wildly: "Just declare bankruptcy, Qiao Yu, show us the joke earlier."
Qiao Yu directly donated 5 million to the movie star who hyped up the charity character, "If you have money to buy fake money, you bought the ancestral love lock from our school teacher Aunt Zhang yesterday. Why do you still erase the zeros in reverse?"
On that day, twenty girls took out the "Actor Brand Concentric Lock" at the same time and attacked the actor for cheating.
Audience in the live broadcast room: "!!!"
Qiao Yu hid her merit and fame and continued to hang out in vegetable markets and park cultural galleries in search of students.
She found that there were too many scammers targeting the wallets of the elderly.
So Qiao Yu revealed that by accident, a retired college entrance examination mathematics teacher, a master of traditional Chinese medicine, and a non-hereditary person all took the initiative to become teachers.
There are so many students that there are not enough classrooms.
The University for the Elderly has become a model university. Qiao Yu was invited to share her experience in running an Internet+ school.
However, the live broadcast style has become like this:
The stinky chess player's chess skills improved dramatically after wearing a hearing aid, and his medical miracle sparked heated discussions. In fact, there are Bluetooth headsets in his ears, connected to AI for cheating.
An old couple are experts at finding lost dogs, earning a bounty of 300,000 in reward money. The truth behind this is that their own daughter, who has been missing for ten years, is collecting the money?
A refrigerator thief suddenly appeared in his home, and the food disappeared within minutes. It turns out that the old man, who has been paralyzed for many years, ate the food secretly. He didn't do it before because the aunt had not learned how to order takeout and was not good at cooking, and the old man had no appetite.
Audience: "Please bring more melons, I love watching them!"
Teachers and students: "It's all the people in Chaoyang who broke the news. If you come to us if something happens, it has nothing to do with Principal Qiao!"
Qiao Yu: ... She only wanted older fans, but she accidentally became a popular paparazzi on the Internet.
Small theater:
A certain top streamer was forced to pay taxes during Qiao Yu's live broadcast, and his personality collapsed and he left the industry.
The radical fan clamored to kill Qiao Yu, but his grandparents held him down: "What are you going to do to my idol?"
Other fans were also afraid: "You can't help it. If you provoke Qiao Yu, what should I do if the teacher who makes the questions increases the difficulty of the college entrance examination questions?"
Qiao Yu: "... Is it possible that the teacher of the question writing team has retired? He has retired!"
① Live broadcast + University for the Elderly, the melons in the entertainment industry only account for a small part, mainly the melons in the second half of life of copywriters
②Sand sculptures are fun to read.
Intention: Sincere love needs to be felt with the heart
Reader comments
Han Yan is so cute ah ah ah
The heroine doesn't look very smart
This novel only has four chapters, do you think it's reasonable qwq?
Okay, kids, it's time to get to the main story.
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Han Yan is so cute ah ah ah
The heroine doesn't look very smart
This novel only has four chapters, do you think it's reasonable qwq?
Okay, kids, it's time to get to the main story.
Pre-collection of "Discovering Being a Principal in Old Age", Chaoyang people and the heroine will become bigger and stronger together. "The Villain Couple, Countless Vests" An Acting Couple in the Immortal Cultivation World Recommended article "Teaching Rich Husbands a Better Life"
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