The new article "Being the president of a university for the elderly and eating melons" is being serialized
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Copy of this article: After the death of cannon fodder Tan Xing, she found out that her husband Wen Luo, who was worth hundreds of billions, looked cold and abstinent and was not familiar with her, actually loved her addictively.
Not only did he exhaust his luck to avenge the male and female protagonists for her, he also collected 1024T videos of her to watch every night, and the plastic straws she bitten were locked up in a safe. The large flat was filled with things she had worn and used.
After rebirth, Tan Xing still couldn't accept Wen Luo's paranoia and perversion, so she decided to charge a severe mental pollution fee - spending Wen Luo's money to teach him how to behave.
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Tan Xing called Wen Luo, "I heard that you want to hide your love from my golden house?"
"It's okay to hide a beauty in a golden house. The house must be an independent manor, with a hot spring and a horse riding stable. The cloakroom covers an area of 200 square meters."
Wen Luo, who was afraid of being disliked by his sweetheart, was in disbelief. He designed a luxurious manor overnight and handed over black cards to Tan Xing to fill the cloakroom.
Tan Xing: "Who allowed you to watch me through surveillance?"
"Sit down, watch it in person, watch a rainbow fart for one second, and write a hymn for me after reading it."
Wen Luo, who had always only dared to hide in the dark and trace the outline of Tan Xing, was speechless when he met Tan Xing's teasing eyes.
Tan Xing: "Why are you collecting my wedding clothes from filming? If you want to see me in a wedding dress, won't you prepare me for the wedding of the century?"
Wen Luo hid the possessiveness in his eyes, knelt down and kissed the back of Tan Xing's hand: "Can we have an ancient castle, a yacht around the sea, and a Chinese wedding all at once?"
Tan Xing: "If you want me to only look at you, then love me according to my rules."
At first, Tan Xing felt that Wen Luo was quite innocent in his life.
Later, I regretted it. I couldn't sympathize with the pervert. He had to push the envelope even further.
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Wen Luo knew that his love was paranoid and suffocating, so he only dared to hide behind it.
Unexpectedly, his angel insisted on calling him fair love.
From then on, he bowed his head, restrained all his desires, and pretended to be acceptable to her.
Small theater:
The anti-fans ridiculed that Tan Xing wanted to marry a wealthy husband, so he showed his love in a high-profile manner.
However, an insider revealed on the spot that in order to keep Tan Xing wearing a ring on her ring finger, Wen Luo took photos of hundreds of sky-high-priced diamonds to create a color palette, just so that the ring would always match her manicure.
The whole network was shocked: It turns out that it is the wealthy bosses who need a sense of security!
Reading guide:
① Meng Lei sees himself, and Wen Luo's character design is like a copywriting, which contains a lot of paranoid expressions but early expressions and innocence. Please see the first chapter for details.
② Paranoid people are willing to be tamed by evil spirits and spend money to enjoy writing.
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"Being the president of a university for the elderly eats melon"
After Qiao Yu obtained a system that could see other people's bill details, she accidentally discovered that she was cannon fodder for Shuang Wen in the entertainment industry.
She decisively quit the industry and inherited the family business: a senior university that was on the verge of bankruptcy.
In order to keep the only teacher in the school, Qiao Yu went live to help the manual class teachers collect their salary.
The whole internet laughed wildly: "Just declare bankruptcy, Qiao Yu, show us the joke earlier."
Qiao Yu directly donated 5 million to the movie star who hyped up the charity character, "If you have money to buy fake money, you bought the ancestral love lock from our school teacher Aunt Zhang yesterday. Why do you still erase the zeros in reverse?"
On that day, twenty girls took out the "Actor Brand Concentric Lock" at the same time and attacked the actor for cheating.
Audience in the live broadcast room: "!!!"
Qiao Yu hid her merit and fame and continued to hang out in vegetable markets and park cultural galleries in search of students.
She found that there were too many scammers targeting the wallets of the elderly.
So Qiao Yu revealed that by accident, a retired college entrance examination mathematics teacher, a master of traditional Chinese medicine, and a non-hereditary person all took the initiative to become teachers.
There are so many students that there are not enough classrooms.
The University for the Elderly has become a model university. Qiao Yu was invited to share her experience in running an Internet+ school.
However, the live broadcast style has become like this:
The stinky chess player's chess skills improved dramatically after wearing a hearing aid, and his medical miracle sparked heated discussions. In fact, there are Bluetooth headsets in his ears, connected to AI for cheating.
An old couple are experts at finding lost dogs, earning a bounty of 300,000 in reward money. The truth behind this is that their own daughter, who has been missing for ten years, is collecting the money?
A refrigerator thief suddenly appeared in his home, and the food disappeared within minutes. It turns out that the old man, who has been paralyzed for many years, ate the food secretly. He didn't do it before because the aunt had not learned how to order takeout and was not good at cooking, and the old man had no appetite.
Audience: "Please bring more melons, I love watching them!"
Teachers and students: "It's all the people in Chaoyang who broke the news. If you come to us if something happens, it has nothing to do with Principal Qiao!"
Qiao Yu: ... She only wanted older fans, but she accidentally became the most popular paparazzi in the world.
Small theater:
A certain top streamer was forced to pay taxes during Qiao Yu's live broadcast, and his personality collapsed and he left the industry.
The radical fan clamored to kill Qiao Yu, but his grandparents held him down: "What are you going to do to my idol?"
Other fans were also afraid: "You can't help it. If you provoke Qiao Yu, what should I do if the teacher who makes the questions increases the difficulty of the college entrance examination questions?"
Qiao Yu: "... Is it possible that the teacher of the question writing team has retired? He has retired!"
① Live broadcast + University for the Elderly, the melons in the entertainment industry only account for a small part, mainly the melons in the second half of life of copywriters
②Sand sculptures are fun to read.
Concept: Love cannot be hidden like a cough.