After I Started Slacking Off, the Noble Male Lead and His Dad Went Crazy

Wei Wushuang transmigrated into a book, becoming the owner of a rundown little inn that appeared only twice in the entire story: once when the female lead was kidnapped there by the vicious female antagonist, and once when the aristocratic male lead razed the inn to the ground.

Trapped inside the inn, she repeated the same NPC routine of opening up and closing down every day. She slacked off so thoroughly that even the System couldn't stand it, so it came up with a mission-and-punishment scheme.

System: “Beep! Give the first guest a bouquet of roses. Reward for success: 100 million yuan. Punishment for failure: ten rounds of whipping and electric shocks.”

The doorbell rang. Wei Wushuang yawned and tossed the roses toward the entrance. “The flowers are for you. Love you!”

System: “...”

The aristocratic male lead's father, who was passing by in search of his son: “?”

Good news: mission complete, 100 million in the bank. Bad news: the rickety inn got demolished.

Knowing it was in the wrong, the System moved her to another spot and let her open up shop again. The second mission was just as friendly.

“Beep! Get today's first guest to tell you his story of his own accord. Reward for success: 100 million yuan. Punishment for failure: ten rounds of whipping and electric shocks.”

Wei Wushuang picked her teeth and looked at the aristocratic male lead, who had just kicked the glass door to pieces.

“So you're the mistress who seduced my dad and then dumped him back then?!”

Wei Wushuang: “?”

System: “??”

Good news: mission complete, 100 million in the bank. Bad news: the rickety inn got demolished again.

The System refused to give up. It moved Wei Wushuang to another location, opened another inn, and issued another mission.

“Beep! Make today's first guest feel surrounded by the love of home. Reward for success: 100 million yuan. Punishment for failure: ten rounds of whipping and electric shocks.”

Wei Wushuang's eyelid twitched as she looked at the aristocratic male lead and his father, both of them covered in injuries and helping each other through the door.

“What are you staring at? Hurry up and come help!”

Wei Wushuang: “?”

System: “...”

Good news: mission complete, 100 million in the bank. Bad news: the rickety inn got demolished again. And again.

The System was exhausted. It changed its appearance, moved the inn back to the entrance of the aristocratic academy, and joined Wei Wushuang in slacking off while they waited for the plot to unfold.

Days went by, and the aristocratic male lead was about to graduate from university, but the female lead was nowhere to be seen.

Instead, the aristocratic male lead and his father kept coming by every few days, transforming the rickety inn into a luxurious five-star hotel.

One day, the hotel manager, hired at a high salary, slicked back his hair and presented Wei Wushuang with a bouquet of roses. “Boss, you're always alone, and so am I. How about we get together?”

Wei Wushuang thought she couldn't leave the hotel anyway, and adding another person would make a perfect foursome, so she agreed.

The next day...

Damn it, the hotel got demolished again. And again. And again.

[Laid-Back, Flirtatious Female Lead Who Can't Catch a Fish VS Short-Tempered, Chuunibyou Male Lead Gradually Going Off the Rails]

September 6, 2023

Theme: Forgive me for living this life with reckless abandon.