Raised in a Simulation, I Became a Witch in the Shinobi World

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"Where's Hashirama?" Uchiha Madara asked, looking at the bewildered girl crouching outside the barrier after returning from a long mission.

"He's about to give birth. Tobirama is delivering the baby." Mimi plucked at a flower, looking gloomy as she muttered, "Mine, not mine, mine, not mine, mine... Ugh, why did I have to research a potion that makes you give birth?"

The spiky-haired man, bombarded with this news, looked utterly confused. He wondered if he'd heard wrong.

Hashirama, weren't you going to wait for me to come back so we could compete fairly?

"...What about Izuna, then?" Uchiha Madara asked, his voice wavering.

"Izuna went to register. He said if he can't be the child's father, then he should at least be its mom." The disaster witch scratched her long, curly black hair and blinked in confusion. "Senju Uchiha. What a weird name."

Uchiha Madara fell silent. He'd only been gone for a month, so why did it feel like the whole world had changed?

"What about you?"

he asked.

The witch instantly took several steps back and struck a defensive pose. "I'm only three! I refuse to take responsibility!"

Uchiha Madara: "..."

In this world without a single normal person, there really was no reason for it to exist.

1. Just as nonsensical as the blurb suggests. The heroine has an unusual Mary Sue vibe, with countless characters crushing on her and the ships undecided, quite possibly everyone. Lots of terrible jokes, no cyberpunk stuff, and she'll flirt with anyone she sees. See two people, flirt with both as a couple.

2. The timeline has been heavily altered. Manga readers should go by the Naruto manga; Boruto anime settings are not included. Those who want everything to be meticulously canon-compliant should stay away. All three generations, from grandparents to grandchildren, will be included.

3. Characters from other worlds will pop in and out. Naruto is the main focus.

4. Overall, it's a sweet story with little depth. Items will be recovered.

Theme: A story of striving in the countryside