[Derivative, No CP] Pre-registration: The Shinsengumi's Sports Failure, a big collection of slice-of-life and sports anime. Blurb at the very end. If you're interested, feel free to add it to your reading list!
It wandered through the mountains and fields.
With no memories and no companions,
the flames that burned everything to ash heralded both its origins and its destination.
It was a walking natural disaster, and an endless curse.
Until one day, a white-haired, red-eyed girl fell from the sky and landed in its arms.
She wrapped her tiny arms around its inhuman body, and her falling tears extinguished the endless flames.
Amid the girl's quiet sobs, he received a name of his own.
"Suo."
And, at the same time, he found a bond.
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[On X/X, the Special Grade Cursed Spirit Suzanowo was confirmed to have disappeared.]
[Exorcist unknown. Surveillance footage confirms white hair, suspected member of the Gojo clan.]
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A rumor is going around: the Gojo clan's young prodigy has a strange habit. He likes to exorcise cursed spirits while dressed as a girl.
The prodigy himself, who has lately been getting sidelong glances from everyone: ?
A new life lay before him.
But looking at the young child beside him, even Mr. Cursed Spirit, who knew next to nothing about life, understood that she needed plenty of food, clean clothes, a safe place to live, and a suitable environment...
In short, he needed money.
With not a penny to his name, Suo thought for only a moment before deciding to take up his old line of work: bodyguard.
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#Is there something wrong with a cursed spirit being hired to protect the Star Plasma Vessel?
#Is it really true that the European assassination king got beaten senseless by a cursed spirit bodyguard?
#How come the same bodyguard keeps foiling every plan? Who's the mole at the distillery?
The people involved: wtw, the hat gremlin, and the bottled liquor: ...Is there something wrong with this bodyguard??
Special Grade Cursed Spirit Suo: the strongest bodyguard for your home and travels!
Primarily focused on friendship. The main plot is Suo raising a child, specifically Anna, with the occasional foster kid. Suo and Anna's relationship is as in the original: part brother, part father, sharing her life and dreams, and taking responsibility for her whole life.
There are some wild canon changes. Possible points to be aware of:
1. This crosses over with Bungou Stray Dogs: The Seven Traitors. For Anna's sake, Suo wants to end the war, and succeeds.
2. The Jujutsu world has undergone major changes. For example, the higher-ups have become a council of the three great families.
3. Detective Conan has undergone a lot of changes, mainly involving Gin. He's a charismatic, lonely Gin with a young adult setting. I just can't resist, he's so good qwq.
4. The author's real-life schedule is completely packed, and I'm about to drop dead. Updates will be sporadic until the end of 2024.
5. More content warnings may be added at any time.
I hope you all have a great time reading!
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Next derivative novel: The Shinsengumi's Sports Failure. Female protagonist, no CP, a big mashup of sports anime.
Blurb:
I was born into a family full of athletic champions, and I've always wondered if I was adopted.
After all, my older brother was already hailed as one of the twin stars of sprinting in middle school, my maternal uncle won the men's singles world figure skating championship five times in a row, and my paternal uncle lives abroad and supposedly became the second Sword Emperor despite having only one hand.
Me? Tennis balls to the head, volleyballs to the face, basketballs to the feet, crashing every time I ride a skateboard, tripping after ten minutes of running, and every arrow I shoot landing on someone else's target...
I'm a genuine good-for-nothing at sports. I really don't fit in with this family at all!
Just as I prepared myself to confront my parents and say, "I know everything already, so you don't have to hide it from me anymore," my elementary school deskmate suddenly called and invited me to watch his basketball game.
I agreed to support my friend's love of sports, and to enjoy the last bit of calm before the storm.
Then, with my own eyes, I saw a real, blue arc of light spring from my friend's teammate's eyes.
W-wait! Can someone explain to me? Is basketball really a sport where sparks and lightning fly everywhere?
Confused, shocked, and bewildered, I left the gym, planning to calm down and get a psychiatric evaluation. Then I saw the tennis match next door had already gone into another dimension...
...Huh?
I really have gone crazy.
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That shock was nothing compared to the surprise I felt when I ran into a little fox carrying a sword in its mouth on my way back. The sword transformed into a person and asked if I wanted to join the Time Government and help them protect the world.
Crouching down and accepting the letter of appointment from the little fox, I asked seriously, "Are we maintaining sports history?"
After the little fox confirmed that, I breathed a sigh of relief.
So the things I just saw happened because sports history was being disrupted, right?
"Eh? Master, do you mean those things you saw? No, those are normal. We only maintain fairness and justice in competitions." Hearing my exclamation, the sword spirits who had sworn themselves to me suddenly said something terrifying.
Me: ...
"I'm putting this job on hold. I'll go see a psychiatrist first."
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Bad news: Humanity is evolving without me.
Good news: I'm my parents' biological child!
Reader's guide:
1. Everyone's friends here. There's no main plot, just everyday life and a big mashup. Sports anime may include tennis, soccer, volleyball, basketball, swimming, skateboarding, sprinting, kyudo, cycling, and more, alongside various slice-of-life anime.
2. The sword spirits only deal with the effects of the Time Retrograde Army. During competitions, everyone has normal human physical abilities, and they won't interfere with the fairness or results of official matches. Why include them? Because I want to see them make a proper debut in modern society! (shouting)
3. All in all, this is just a lighthearted, food-for-the-soul comedy. Updates whenever. Wishing everyone a happy life in advance w
Theme: A world where everyone can find happiness
Roland: Not so arrogant
Gojo Satoru and Ranpo each guessed Tsunade's identity, but Zun showed no reaction, and Anna drank milkshakes quietly alone... I feel that this is the prototype of how the three little ones will get along with Zun in the future...
I don't like big sister as much as I like strawberry milk! At least the strawberry milk is sweet enough not only for brother Zun to drink but also to comfort the children! And it's cheap!
Dessert pairing, but the three of them each had their own meal. 🐶 One will eat everything, but add sugar to the dead, and the other will only eat the sweet part. It is most normal for the remaining one to eat.
The words of Mr. Count and Hesse cannot be said to be exactly the same, they can only be said to have nothing to do with each other...
What agreement? [Cat alert. Jpg] Forget it, it doesn't matter anymore, because my special cat is just licking Naohua, gnawing, gnawing, gnawing, gnawing, gnawing, gnawing, gnawing, gnawing, gnawing, gnawing, gnawing, gnawing, gnawing, gnawing, gnawing, gnawing, gnawing, gnawing, gnawing, gnawing, gnawing, gnawing at Naohua, and then unconditionally fulfilling the agreement he made with our brother
Unknowingly, the number of people that Brother Zun has to support has grown a lot~~ The cats have really turned into tabby cats now 😂
College... Mihua Elementary School. If we're lucky, we can be classmates with young Shinichi and Landang. Maybe we can even get a young gin to play with!
Although everywhere I go is the Izumo Sanctuary, do I just drive around in the Sanctuary (to others, it looks like there is a realm with long legs running around)?
The sense of security that I feel cannot be described in words——!