Married First, Fell in Love Later with Zenin Naoya

To take Toji back from that woman, Zenin Naoya came up with plans one, two, and three.

But before he could put any of them into action, a strangely dressed man opened the door to his tatami room and asked, "Naoya, will you marry me today?"

Zenin Naoya: ???

Who the hell are you!!!

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Sirius once helped a young human. To repay him, the human said he would marry him when he grew up.

Sirius didn't think much of a small favor, until one day, after watching a hero get all lovey-dovey with his sweetheart, he suddenly remembered his fiancee, a man who lived in another world.

So Sirius eagerly went to meet him. He was going to bring home the human who had promised to marry him.

His human was stupid and awful, with an innate wickedness and a beauty that came from having no brain stem. How adorable.

Sirius loved seeing him act smug and arrogant. He also loved watching him come running back like a defeated dog, and loved it most when he couldn't hold back his tears.

But none of this was quite so wonderful for Zenin Naoya.

Because he discovered that he was pregnant.

Note: The pairing is the vine-like BOSS Sirius X Zenin Naoya. Sirius is the top. This is a false pregnancy, and no baby will actually be born. If that's not your thing, please don't read.

This story's main goal is to torment Naoya, and it probably won't be very long.

Theme: Love can fill people with hope