A Hundred Ways to Win Over Everyone's Favorite

[Coming soon] The Goofy Top Transmigrates into an Erotic Novel

Yan Buyu has just finished his college entrance exams when he transmigrates into a book, a supposedly unfinished harem novel.

The novel's heartthrob is aloof and cold, like a plum blossom standing high on a sheer cliff. He looks on indifferently as everyone tries to please him, and by the end of the story, he hasn't fallen for a single person.

This leaves the readers deeply dissatisfied, and they demand that someone come along and win him over!

So, in the middle of all the chaos, the System drags Yan Buyu in to quell the uproar.

Yan Buyu, who's been single since birth and has no romantic experience whatsoever, refuses at first.

But the System kindly reminds him: "Host, your life force is tied to the protagonist's favorability toward you. If you don't max it out within the time limit, you'll die again~"

Yan Buyu, who died a very unjust death in his previous life: ...Bitter.jpg

So, to stay alive, Yan Buyu has no choice but to fight his way through the competition and win over the heartthrob.

First move: Make him fall for your scent.

They say that if you dislike someone's body odor, you'll never be able to fall in love with them.

Yan Buyu considers this, then sprays on some understated sandalwood perfume, ready to fall into the heartthrob's arms.

But while pretending to trip, he accidentally knocks over a classmate's medicated oil.

By the most unfortunate coincidence, the bottle shatters right on the heartthrob's desk.

The heady smell doesn't just cover up Yan Buyu's sandalwood scent, it also turns the heartthrob into a sneezing machine. He sneezes more than ten times in a row and almost dies on the spot.

Second move: Make use of the illusion of a racing heart.

They say that when someone crosses a dangerous suspension bridge, their heart beats faster. If they meet someone at that moment, they might mistake it for falling in love. The suspension bridge effect.

Yan Buyu plans everything carefully and nervously walks onto a glass walkway with the heartthrob.

But when he sees the abyss below, he faints before he can even flirt. The heartthrob sees him at his most cowardly and embarrassing, and in the end Yan Buyu clings to him all the way back, carried in his arms.

Yan Buyu: I'm done. I'm so done.

Third move, fourth move, the Nth move...

With the deadline approaching, Yan Buyu stares at the favorability score, stuck at 50 and refusing to rise. He shuts down, gives up, lies flat, and decides to let whatever happens happen.

But as soon as he starts slacking off, the heartthrob, who usually ignores everyone, actually comes over and corners Yan Buyu against the wall. His fingertips gently brush Yan Buyu's cheek as he says in a husky voice:

"You flirt with me and then run away?"

"Dream on."

"This time, I'll be the one chasing you."

The heartthrob's favorability score, which hadn't budged before, suddenly races upward like a wild horse. Dazed, Yan Buyu thinks:

Going from lying flat to winning without lifting a finger... Life really is that simple.

An aloof, high-and-mighty heartthrob who later turns into a sulking, overthinking top x a theory giant and action dwarf, stubborn, goofy beauty of a bottom.

[Coming soon] The Goofy Top Transmigrates into an Erotic Novel

Xi Yan wanted to read something sweet before bed to lift his mood, but accidentally came across a smutty erotic novel called Luan Luan.

The bottom, Luan Yibai, is a soft, delicate little dumpling. Faced with several scummy tops closing in on him, he doesn't know how to say no and doesn't dare fight back, and eventually they have their way with him.

Worse, after the scummy tops deliberately train him, he turns into a ripe, mushy little tomato. The slightest touch makes him burst with juice, ready for anyone to pick, and he grows ever more dependent on men.

Fighting to stay clear-headed while willingly sinking into depravity.

After staying up all night to finish the book, the danmei purist Xi Yan is so furious he nearly has a heart attack and hurls his phone away.

What the hell! What is this crap?

He swallows the two pounds of curses about to spill from his mouth, pulls the covers over his head, and falls asleep in a huff.

Who would have thought that when he woke up, he'd transmigrated into the book as Luan Yibai?

Looking at the delicate, pitiful face reflected in the mirror, Xi Yan holds his breath as his heart suddenly starts to flutter.

He announces loudly:

All you scummy tops, however weird you are, get out of my way!

I'll be the one protecting Luan Yibai's little chrysanthemum!

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One day, Luan Yibai wakes up to discover that someone else has taken over his body.

All he can do is watch as Xi Yan shoves a stinky sock into the mouth of his ill-intentioned roommate, punches him again and again, and forces him to call him Daddy.

Then Xi Yan turns around and cries like a flower in the rain, tattling to the dorm supervisor who comes running at the sound.

"Sir! They're bullying me! Sob, sob, sob..."

Luan Yibai: "..."

In the communal shower, where all sorts of unspeakable things might happen, Xi Yan pulls back the shower curtain as if he's back in his happy place. He scrubs himself and sings at the top of his lungs.

Xi Yan: I love taking baths, my skin feels so good~

Everyone else: Oh, oh, oh, oh~

Xi Yan: Put on a shower cap and sing and dance~

Everyone else: Oh, oh, oh, oh~

He gets everyone carried away, completely dispelling the steamy, suggestive atmosphere rising through the mist in the bathroom.

Luan Yibai: "..."

He never knew someone could live with such carefree joy.

A goofy, adorable top who'd rather throw hands than run his mouth x a gentle beauty of a bottom, pitiful at first and a little devious later.

Theme: The clouds will part and the moon will shine.