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Copy of this article: Bad news: Through the book, the number one gold-medal thug in the interstellar world is dressed as the black and red top bun sister;
Good news: The money and force are still worth it!
In the original work, he was arrogant, domineering, arrogant, acting like a big name, undermining his colleagues, stealing people's resources and sleeping with his fans. He did all kinds of evil, and eventually the entire network was blackmailed, and he died in a car accident after being banned.
Yun Shu: It's your own fault, and the ending is comfortable.
But, who is this fool in front of me holding an old photo and howling like a fool?
"When we were not separated before, we called him Xiao Yiyi, but now that the new brother is better than the old brother, we call him Mr. Jian Wuwuwu..."
Yun Shu:?
Top star Jian Yi has fallen out of favor again recently. Her arrogant remarks caused serious public opinion, and she was thrown rotten eggs by the audience and kicked out of the popular family variety show. As a result, instead of keeping a low profile and avoiding the limelight, he shamelessly launched a personal variety show "The Beast Walks Alone", which instantly sparked heated discussions.
[Damn it, this is a face-saving output, this is a blatant challenge to our people! Come on!
The Internet is buzzing with excitement and countless keyboards are ready to go. However, when the show started airing, there seemed to be something wrong with this style of painting.
It is indeed a ferocious beast, but it is not him who is ferocious, but his weak and frail sister!
Netizen 1: I feel numb.
Netizen 2: It's so scary!
Netizen 3: This is too much...
#The weak woman broke the bulletproof glass with one punch, it must be because they have watched too many American blockbusters#
#My sister directly bought a building in the city to scare her brother or something. They must be reading fairy tales#
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The weak sister Yun Shu only does three things a day: wake up early and play games at dusk, lose her temper and beat her younger brother, and lose her temper to protect her younger brother.
The arrogant younger brother Jian Yi only does three things a day: wake up early and stay late to make announcements, be suppressed by his sister with force, and summon his sister to suppress others with force.
The brother-sister duo who were originally ridiculed by the crowd had a huge hit in their personal variety show!
#Baozi Dingliu and his arrogant sister#
#, I despise you! Sister, I will be the sister~^3^#
# Sister is so handsome and I love her so much#
#Although she always beats him, she stands up for him and buys him things! Who would treat him as a child without his sister#
#Husband opens the door, I am the brother-in-law#
Yun Shu: We Blue Star people are real too (bringing her forehead to her lips and smiling bitterly) (blissfully delighted)
Jian Yi:......
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At a certain high-end luxury celebrity dinner, the top Jian Yi and the popular new traffic were in tit-for-tat, and they were at a disadvantage. Yun Shu squeezed his cup and raised his hand. The host was so excited that his voice broke with excitement: "Miss Yun will pay for all the expenses tonight! Well, except for the jewelry worn by Zhou Yulin..."
The whole place was in an uproar, and hot searches exploded.
Zhou Miancheng looked at his crying nephew, then at Yun Shu, who was calm and elegant on the screen, and said quietly: "I'm not as powerful as her, so I can't help you get revenge."
The eldest nephew cried.
Yun Shu: Ah sneeze! Who dares to whisper about me behind my back?
Copy written on 2023/7/24
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Question: You are three years old, but what is it like to be bound to the criminal system?
Xu Lingwei: Laxative, exactly three years old, just bound. Feeling good at the moment.
A young criminal genius, a young criminal star, has actually emerged from a family of police officers? Jie Jie Jie, wonderful, wonderful - the system laughs evilly
Alas, geniuses always have to endure more - Xu Lingwei, who was praised as a talented little prodigy since she was a child, just won the first place in the kindergarten sleeping contest and the eating contest, smiled bitterly.
The first task tested both her moral conscience and her intelligent brain.
The system requires her to commit intentional injury within 24 hours. She is a good-natured child who aspires to become a people's policeman. How can she intentionally hurt others? And she is only three years old, can she hurt anyone, jump up and hit someone on the knee?
Wait, did my cousin secretly drink her milk? The naughty kid is looking for a fight! Xu Lingwei was furious.
Take one, two, three or four punches from me and see if I don't swell your ass! Xu Lingwei threw out the afterimage with both fists, and her cousin burst into tears and lifted her peach buttocks.
System: [Ding! It has been detected that the host has committed the crime of intentional injury. Congratulations to the host for successfully completing the task, and will be rewarded with a "Luminous Script"!
[The host is indeed a criminal genius and a police nemesis. He committed such a crime in front of the police. Not only was he not caught, but he was praised for his good beating.]
[I have to say that the host's criminal talent is really amazing. This is just the beginning of your wonderful criminal career, host please keep up the good work!
Xu Lingwei: (°ー°)
My scalp feels so itchy, it feels like I'm about to grow a new brain.
Wait, what is this luminous script? Xu Lingwei fell into deep thought. When the case that had troubled her father for a long time was solved thanks to the Luminous script, she felt her cerebral cortex expand.
System: [It's so awesome and unbelievable that the police expect you to commit a crime... Host, I have seen many criminal geniuses, but when they see you, they all call you a genius. Hiss, the host's criminal talent is really terrifying!
Xu Lingwei: ^_^"
#Sorry, I am a criminal#
#parents, you only care about solving crimes, promotions and salary increases, do you know there is a ghost in your family#
#Don't stop, Xiao Lingwei, there are police outside.#
Intention: strong, brave
Reader comments
Come on, wife of the author, I love you (??ω??)??
Aaaa! Lovely Guile! That's how it was named!
"Think of it as a shroud" is a big thorn in the side of the author~
Because I like Wow! This sentence really pokes me
Is there a fixed update time?
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"I've already broken up with her" is a big bug for the author~
Broken face
Disappeared for four months. . . Damn, I'm going to call the police on you
Come on, wife of the author, I love you (??ω??)??
Aaaa! Lovely Guile! That's how it was named!
"Think of it as a shroud" is a big thorn in the side of the author~
Because I like Wow! This sentence really pokes me
Is there a fixed update time?
Urban Dragon King fantasy novel... Is this what I thought? Why do the nine families come to break off the engagement hahahahahahahaha
"I've already broken up with her" is a big bug for the author~ Broken face
Disappeared for four months. . . Damn, I'm going to call the police on you