Keep Going, Why'd You Stop Flirting?

1

Yi Cheng was forced to marry Ye Baijun. He didn't like Ye Baijun at all: he was dull and cold.

After unexpectedly returning to the past, Yi Cheng decided to nip their marriage in the bud.

Backstage at the opening ceremony, someone confessed to Ye Baijun: "Will you be my boyfriend?"

Yi Cheng stormed over in a rage. "Who are you? Trying to steal my wife?"

Ye Baijun: "? Who are you?"

The person facing Ye Baijun stopped Yi Cheng. "Bro, get in line to confess. There are five people ahead of you."

2

The two appeared on a variety show together, and Ye Baijun brought a stack of books.

During Yi Cheng's solo livestream interview, he was asked what he thought of Ye Baijun. His answer:

"Aloof, bookish, a bit dull. Maybe studying made him stupid."

Outside the interview room, Ye Baijun read a book while eating raspberries. Red juice stained his lips, and his casual glance made him look like a gorgeous monster.

Yi Cheng's feet took him over there before he even realized it.

Ye Baijun pointed to a line and asked him, "Senior, what do you think of this passage?"

The writing was so tender and passionate that Yi Cheng's ears inexplicably turned red. He stammered and couldn't answer.

The comments went wild:

[The misunderstanding is eight hundred meters thick! That clueless senior has already been bewitched]

[I'm dying, Young Master Yi will never know why he can't escape Bai Bai's grasp!]

3

After much soul-searching, Yi Cheng resolved to put some real distance between himself and Ye Baijun. As he wished, he watched Ye Baijun give up on him and turn his attention elsewhere.

One day, Ye Baijun pointed to a line and asked a male guest, "What do you think of this passage?"

Yi Cheng took a closer look and recognized the familiar cover and familiar text.

His wife really was flirting with someone else.

Yi Cheng gritted his teeth and shouted, "I don't think it's any good!"

He chased the male guest away, snatched the book from Ye Baijun, then dropped to one knee in front of him.

Ye Baijun: ?

Yi Cheng clenched his fists. "Flirt with me. Keep going. Why'd you stop?"

[Reading Guide]

1. Yi Cheng is the gong, Ye Baijun is the shou.

2. Screenshot of the blurb taken on 2023.8.28 at 9:00 am.

Currently updating next door:

[Prince disguised as a woman × general, the shou fakes his death and is counting down to ascending the throne]

1.

Xiao Yuanji's entire family of loyal subjects died unjustly. He returned to the capital for one reason only: revenge and rebellion.

Depose the crown prince, marry a princess, produce an heir to the throne, hold the emperor hostage, and take control of the court.

Deposing the crown prince was easy enough, and he soon married a princess.

The problem was producing an heir. His wife, the eldest princess, was a beauty who could topple kingdoms, but she was frail and sickly, born with a weak constitution, and timid and meek, resisting any closeness with him.

Luckily, the princess was outwardly frail but exceptionally clever, and she helped Xiao Yuanji a great deal.

As for children, there was no rush.

2.

Qi Mingjing was a man, but he had been playing the eldest princess for seventeen years.

Some rough, brutish soldier had come from nowhere, ruined his escape plan, forced him to marry as a princess, and even expected to make their marriage official and have children!

The very next day, Qi Mingjing sought out the imperial physician and got a diagnosis of "born with a weak constitution, unable to bear children." Then he found his "consort" ten or so respectable young women to keep in the rear courtyard.

Have children! As long as he didn't have to do it himself, Xiao Yuanji could have as many as he wanted!

Unexpectedly, the rear courtyard was cleared out that very day. That madman barged into his room while he was bathing...

"What is the princess doing?"

"If that's what this is about, then I can live without an heir."

Qi Mingjing gripped the gauze curtain with his wet hands, afraid the man would burst in. "Fine, but get out first!"

3.

Xiao Yuanji wanted to use Qi Mingjing to control the royal bloodline. Qi Mingjing turned the tables, using Xiao Yuanji as cover while he consolidated power, laid the groundwork, and faked his death to escape, then successfully took the throne.

His confidants urged him to deal with Xiao Yuanji as soon as possible, or he would become a grave threat. But when Qi Mingjing heard Xiao Yuanji was vomiting blood from grief over his dead wife, he hesitated.

Later, when the army returned to the capital, Xiao Yuanji stared intently, in defiance of all propriety, at the new emperor's face, identical to his dead wife's...

It was not until the middle of the night that Qi Mingjing found himself locked to the imperial bed, a large hand resting on his abdomen.

"My wife once claimed she couldn't have children."

"Your Majesty has managed to reverse the roles of man and woman. Surely having an heir is no problem. I would like to try."

[Reading Guide]

1. Former general, later powerful official gong × princess at first, true emperor later shou.

2. No children, no childbirth, no pregnancy. No fake pregnancy either! There are absolutely no pregnancy or childbirth plotlines. The blurb only mentions them because the author has a slightly unusual kink.

3. A warning: later, the gong becomes instantly unhinged when his wife fakes her death and runs away, deceiving him, and he "gets revenge" on his wife in earnest (.

Theme: Those who love themselves are always loved by others.