[Gridman Universe] Now That I'm an Idol, I Can't Save the World

Me, Kamijo Mayumi.

Eighteen years old, a beautiful girl in the bloom of youth.

The center of a popular idol group, good at singing, dancing, rap, and... sorry, I can't play basketball.

I come from a single-parent family and have a terrible relationship with my father. But apparently he's about to get married, and his bride has a son two years younger than me?

So I went to meet this legendary little brother of mine, thinking, "We'll have to call each other brother and sister anyway, so we might as well get along early." And then he took off into the sky in a Gundam.

Okay.

Very good.

Extremely good.

This is such an incredible plot even movies wouldn't dare put it on screen.

If Japan is destroyed tomorrow, my little brother will definitely have played a part in it.

A voice suddenly appeared in Kamijo Mayumi's head. It called itself the System and told her to obey.

Kamijo Mayumi: Sure thing, System bro. What do I need to do?

System: You must become a great hero and save the world.

Kamijo Mayumi: But I'm already saving the world.

System: ?

Kamijo Mayumi: Look at the fans who come to my handshake events. They all cry and say I'm their savior.

System: An unidentified monster has appeared to the southeast. Host, please go and eliminate it as soon as possible.

Kamijo Mayumi: A monster? Uh, can it wait a few hours? I'm about to shoot a fashion magazine cover.

System: A strong negative emotional fluctuation has been detected nearby. A witch is about to invade. Host, please assist the magical girls in defeating the witch and saving the residents.

Kamijo Mayumi: Hold on! The concert is about to start. I'll go as soon as I'm done singing!

System: Detecting...

Kamijo Mayumi: As soon as I finish shooting this commercial!

System: ...Host, are you actually here to destroy the world?

Kyubey: Make a contract with me and become a magical girl.

Kamijo Mayumi: Do miracles and magic really exist?

Kyubey: They do.

Kamijo Mayumi: That's great! Could you help me get rid of the System? It keeps yelling at me to save the world every day. When am I supposed to find the time?

Kyubey: ...

Kyubey: I'm sorry. You don't have enough aptitude to become a magical girl.

Miki Sayaka: Senior Kamijo and Kyosuke...

Kamijo Mayumi: Not every Kamijo has a childhood friend, you know?

Orikasa Chikito: Long time no see.

Kamijo Mayumi: That's right. Long time no see.

Harunohara Momose: Huh? Chikito, you know Miss Kamijo?

Kamijo Mayumi: What are you saying, Momose? Chikito's even slept in my bed, you know?

Shiba Uma: Do you want to pilot a Dynazenon and save the world? We're looking for a backup pilot.

Kamijo Mayumi: No, I don't! I don't have time!

I thought I'd try writing a crossover.

Main focus is DYNAZENON, with some Idolish7 and Madoka Magica mixed in. (Isn't that a huge jump? It'll be fine, right?)

No breaking up Hozumi and Yume, no breaking up Raku and Tsumugi, no breaking up Yuki and Momo. The rest depends on how I feel.

The main pairing will probably be either with Natsume or Shin, but I can't rule out her ending up with someone from Idolish7. Characters in the supporting cast are possible options.

The main plot and timeline follow DYNAZENON.

The female lead is a jerk and very laid-back, with her mind set on making money. If that's not for you, be warned.

I'll leave this unopened until I've worked out the details. Yeah.

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