[Haikyuu!!] You Seem to Have Something Seriously Wrong with You

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Mochizuki Momoka, captain of Karasuno High's girls' volleyball team (crossed out) a total scrub (crossed out)

Her biggest regret in life is that she's about to graduate high school without ever having had a boyfriend.

When she tells her club friends about this regret...

-- The guys on the boys' team next door look pretty easy to win over. Why not try one of them, like Sawamura?

-- No way, Kiyoko likes Sawamura!

-- Then what about Tanaka or Nishinoya, the second-years?

-- Don't they like Kiyoko?

-- If nothing else, there's always Sugawara.

-- Are you picking cabbages at the market or what?!

Unlucky Mochizuki Momoka is surprised to discover that something seems to be wrong with her.

Things she thinks about are being posted on an online forum, completely against her will.

And so a perfectly ordinary account and its posts about everyday high school life suddenly go viral on the Miyagi Prefecture high school forum.

[This kid is eighteen this year, 166 centimeters tall, and while I'm not saying she's a seven out of ten, she's at least a five. So why can't she find a boyfriend?]

Cutting Weeds at the Root: Ever considered that it might be your personality? But no worries, leave me your email address and we can discuss this in depth.

[We lost again... Come to think of it, people are always skipping morning practice, and our captain is a total pushover. If you think about it, it's no surprise.]

It's Just Club Activities: Maybe that's why you can't win?

[Our setter is such an idiot. I'm exhausted. Next life, I'm definitely not playing wing spiker.]

Future Ace: But it feels great when they set the ball to you at a crucial moment!

[Does anyone know if Karasuno third-year Sugawara Koshi has a girlfriend?]

I'm Really a High Schooler: I don't think so... Are you going to confess to him?

[Aone from Date Tech is surprisingly a nice guy.]

Don't Fight: ...Thanks.

[That delinquent who often comes to my sister's shop to buy fried chicken suddenly stopped showing up. I wonder if someone beat him to death? Isn't Aoba Ward supposed to be pretty safe?]

Receive Every Ball: That guess of yours is kind of scary...

[The kid next door is getting easier and easier to fool... Isn't Shiratorizawa a boarding school? Why does he keep coming home? Damn it, he's an idiot but his grades are pretty good. I'm so jealous.]

Unremarkable Guy: Shiratorizawa doesn't enforce a closed-campus policy. Anyway, you're not going to win at volleyball, so why not spend your time studying?

[...Who was it!!! Who the hell exposed my secret identity?! Aaaaaah!!!]

Weird idea number one

OOC is inevitable, and the author's headcanons are everywhere. Read at your own risk.

The protagonist is a bit of a hopeless romantic. Read at your own risk.

This won't have a perfect ending. Read at your own risk.

Everyone's running wild, with lots of friendship-focused scenes and some awkward moments. Please don't try to sell ocean-view apartments in the comments (?) If you're determined to sell, let me go first, then you can get in line.

The pairing is Goshiki Tsutomu. Don't ask, I just have a thing for goofy younger guys _(:з)∠)_

Test complete. I'm a groundhog, yeah.

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