[I'm truly sorry. I set the opening date incorrectly, so this story won't be updated for now, but I will definitely finish it.]
Yu Zhouwan opens her eyes to discover she's transmigrated into the heroine of a melodramatic tragedy: nobody loves her, and she ends up dying alone and miserable.
"Are you kidding me?! Life's been abusing me for ages! Why do I have to suffer in a book too?!" Yu Zhouwan shouts, pounding the floor.
But the System tells her she doesn't need to follow the original plot. She only needs to complete the mission to "win over the male lead" to return to reality.
Yu Zhouwan: "What? But the male lead is cold and sexless! How am I supposed to win him over? I have absolutely no luck with men in real life!"
System: "No idea. Please do your best, Host."
Whatever. Time to go off the rails. Whoever wants to pursue this jerk of a male lead can do it themselves. Yu Zhouwan starts doing whatever she wants.
-- When the female side characters mock her and throw tea all over her at the engagement party
Yu Zhouwan doesn't waste a word. Right in front of everyone, she slaps each of them twice and tells them to get lost.
"Ding! Song Bohan's favorability has increased by two."
???? Why does he like it when I hit people?
-- When the second female lead humiliates her in front of everyone at a family dinner
Yu Zhouwan tries to flip the table, but can't get it off the ground. So instead, she lets loose on the second female lead who's picking on her and her indifferent family, mixing dialect with profanity until everyone at the table is left stunned.
"Ding! Song Bohan's favorability has increased by ten."
???? Does he enjoy being insulted?
-- When Yu Zhouwan argues with him about work
Song Bohan blushes. "Can I kiss you before we keep arguing?"
"Ding! Favorability has increased by twenty."
What?! Oh, I get it. He's not cold and sexless. Nobody's been cursing him to his satisfaction.
[Extroverted social butterfly and drama queen heroine x taciturn, secretly flirtatious CEO hero]
Warnings:
1. The heroine really does swear and hit people.
2. Not a happy ending in the traditional sense.
3. This story is purely about romance.
Theme: Think before you speak and act
Sprinkle flowers and open the door to good luck (what does he look like in the non-traditional sense? Will beans fall out of my eyes)