Sexy Top, Bottom for Love

[My new novel next door, The Green Tea Seme's Bitter Climb to the Top, is now available. The blurb is below!]

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(The story has been revised since completion, so it differs from pirated versions. Dear readers, please support the official version! Love you all~~~~)

Yang Wuyu was a famously formidable top in gay circles, renowned far and wide. Ever since discovering his sexual orientation, he'd devoted himself to giving every beautiful bottom in the world the best possible pleasure.

Then one day, he became impotent...

The news sent shockwaves through gay circles. Every bottom felt sorry for him, and someone even sent him a lifelike portrait of a giant cucumber as a memorial.

Yang Wuyu flew into a rage, tore up the eerily lifelike portrait, and vowed to make a comeback and show everyone what he could do! But reality told him once more: he couldn't get it up. Not at all.

Neither Chinese nor Western medicine could cure him. So he gave up, decided to put down the cucumber, and embrace celibacy.

And so the glorious era of the formidable top came to an end.

Three years later, on his way home, Yang Wuyu ran into a young man dressed in black. The moment he saw him, his long-dormant buddy sprang out of his pants faster than the eye could see!

It was up! It was really up!

At long last, Yang Wuyu felt like a mighty man again!!!!

He was thrilled and swore he'd reclaim his former glory as a formidable top. But when the crucial moment came, he went limp again.

The beautiful bottom coldly walked away once more. Yang Wuyu lay on the bed, close to tears. There was no other way. He had to find the "cucumber-saving hero" from that night and reclaim his place at the top of the world!!!!

After much effort, he finally tracked down his "cucumber-saving hero." Yang Wuyu rushed up and grabbed him! After talking, he learned the man's name was Xie Jingchen, a third-year student at Huichuan University.

Thank goodness, he breathed a sigh of relief. Any younger and it would've been illegal.

Then came the thunderbolt: Xie Jingchen was completely straight!

Yang Wuyu screamed at the heavens in despair: "Damn it, God! Are you so constipated your eyes are blocked? Heaven has no eyes! No eyes at all!"

And so Yang Wuyu began his long campaign to turn a straight man gay. After his relentless pursuit, Xie Jingchen finally agreed to date him.

Just as Yang Wuyu was happily preparing for a blissful sex life, ready to make his old buddy rise to the occasion and achieve greatness once more, he saw Xie Jingchen gazing at him with pure, eager eyes, looking utterly obedient.

"Can... can I really go inside?"

"..."

Shit! They're both tops?!

But... he's so cute like this... Yang Wuyu wrestled with himself for a long moment, then steeled himself and sat down.

From then on, the formidable top of gay circles was no more.

What? You want to know what it feels like for Yang Wuyu to be a bottom?

"..." The man took a long drag on his cigarette. "Actually, it's pretty nice."

The Green Tea Seme's Bitter Climb to the Top: Blurb

[Younger, smug, competitive seme who fights for what he wants x kind, beautiful, put-upon office worker uke]

[21 x 33, twelve-year age gap]

Bai Yihan was an ultra-wealthy nepo baby from a family with assets worth tens of billions. His days were spent eating, drinking, having fun, and traveling the world. He disdained romance and had never fallen for anyone. Liu Ze, on the other hand, was a top-tier corporate drone who was doing reasonably well, working from dawn until late at night every day.

By a twist of fate, they slept together. The encounter was explosive, and after that, Bai Yihan was determined to have Liu Ze and no one else.

1. Liu Ze had been troubled lately. Ever since sleeping with Bai Yihan, the man had been clinging to him nonstop.

Liu Ze knew that night had been a mistake. He had a partner and couldn't betray him. Bai Yihan clearly didn't see it that way.

Hounded by him, Liu Ze had no choice but to tell him, "We can't do this. That night was my fault. I can't fall for you."

Bai Yihan remained perfectly calm and began spouting outrageous things:

"I don't mind that you love him. A man's heart should be broad. There's nothing wrong with having room for both of us."

"If this were the old days, I'd be perfectly happy to be your second wife. Who would dare say anything about us? Don't feel guilty."

"He can be the big brother and I'll be the second brother. Life would be so much fun with all three of us. We could play Dou Dizhu anytime, anywhere."

Liu Ze: "..." That doesn't sound right.

2. In the end, Liu Ze still couldn't get rid of Bai Yihan. The man even moved into his home.

When Liu Ze came home exhausted after working late into the night, Bai Yihan, the pampered young master who'd never lifted a finger or even washed his own underwear, would already have prepared three dishes and a soup. He'd thoughtfully help Liu Ze take off his coat and shoes, serving him tirelessly as he made green tea comments:

"Your big brother isn't as good a cook as I am, is he? I even hired a five-star chef to teach me. I learned your hometown dishes just for you."

"He doesn't even care that you're home so late. He's not acting like a big brother at all! Unlike me. All I do is worry about you."

"Why don't I buy the company you work for? You can be the boss, and then you can spend every day with me."

Liu Ze: "..."

And when the two of them were locked in a passionate embrace, Bai Yihan would carry Liu Ze around the house.

"Have you done it here with him?"

"What about here? Good, you haven't."

"He's so old he can't carry you anymore, can he?"

"He's impotent, isn't he?"

"I'm better, right? Young and gorgeous, with stamina to spare. Isn't that so?"

"Look at you. You're so pleased you can't even speak."

Liu Ze: ...

3. Unable to take it anymore, Liu Ze complained to a friend. The friend slowly sipped West Lake Longjing tea, then hit the nail on the head:

"You can't steep green tea in cold water."

Liu Ze fell silent again. In the end, he'd been too permissive with Bai Yihan, and couldn't bring himself to blame him for continuing to make mistakes...

[Bonus Scene]

Bai Yihan liked to grip a man's chin and force him to look at him.

"Who am I?"

"B-Bai Yihan."

Liu Ze was too exhausted to do much of anything. His eyes couldn't even focus, but Bai Yihan kept asking, again and again, as if repeating his name would carve it permanently into the depths of Liu Ze's soul and make him belong to Bai Yihan alone.

After Liu Ze fell asleep, Bai Yihan took off the glaring ring and bit down on his ring finger.

The bite marks and the ring's imprint overlapped, like two swords locked in a silent battle.

Bai Yihan held Liu Ze close and lowered his head to the sweet-smelling hollow of his neck. Stop thinking about him. Love me instead. Love me...

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