I'll Say It Again! Junglers Can't Have Babies!

The column "After Divorcing, My Ex-Husband's Brother Set His Sights on Me" is currently updating Blurb: You Zhi, the champion jungler from the XG international tournament, unexpectedly died right after winning the championship. When he woke up, he found himself in a hospital room, and he had just given birth to a child! How could a man give birth? What kind of messed-up, ridiculous plot was this? Had he transmigrated to India? It turned out that he had accidentally transmigrated into an ABO audio drama about pregnancy and childbirth, where he had become the vicious cannon-fodder character A. Cannon Fodder A was a hopeless romantic who tried to use a child to force an S-rank pheromone Alpha to marry him. But the Alpha wouldn't give him the time of day, took the child away, and tossed him two million yuan to fend for himself. True to expectations, the cannon fodder jumped off a building that very night. You Zhi: The author has to be seriously messed up to write this brainless plot. Cannon Fodder A hadn't just managed to get himself killed. He'd also left You Zhi with a whole host of complications. The most torturous one was postpartum stress disorder. And the only way to treat it completely was with the child's father's pheromones. You Zhi: This godforsaken world can just go ahead and be destroyed. After a long struggle, he finally decided to lie flat. You Zhi had been a dominant top, but he reluctantly accepted his new identity as a sweet, soft omega. He returned to his old line of work and, thanks to his peerless technical skills as a jungler, plus his sharp tongue and flair for drama, became a million-follower gaming creator in the beauty section of the streaming world. Just as his popularity was skyrocketing, a gaming variety show approached him and asked him to coach a team. You Zhi went to record the show. Every time he filmed an episode, the audio went beep, whenever he started talking. Don't ask. He just swore way too much. What the hell were these celebrities and professional players doing in the game? You Zhi had been the champion jungler from the XG international tournament while he was alive, and watching their plays was enough to give him high blood pressure. Especially that so-called movie star. He couldn't even manage basic positioning, kept casting skills in the wrong direction, and flashed straight into the tower, startling the opposing marksman. Even a cannon minion played better than him. The production crew had prepared a gaming house. After finishing his rant, You Zhi arrived at the house, opened his bedroom door, and found a miniature version of himself on the bed. They stared at each other. The little guy: "Daddy! I finally found you!" You Zhi: ?! The movie star walked in with a cool expression and scooped up the little guy. "Baby, don't run off on your own again." The little guy: I didn't run off! I came to find you a wife! The movie star's point of view Shen Zichen doted on the little guy, but he detested the omega who had given birth to him. That crazy omega was his illegitimate child, and had stolen an S-rank Alpha gland sample he'd donated to a research institute for scientific research, using it for an in vitro fertilization match. Without his knowledge, the omega had gotten pregnant with his child and then tried to force him to marry him. Shen Zichen had stood his ground and taken the innocent baby away from the cradle. He'd tossed the man two million yuan to fend for himself. He'd thought he would never have anything to do with that man again, but he never expected to meet him on an esports variety show. Shen Zichen realized that the man he'd once loathed was now completely different. After a match, You Zhi was drenched in cold sweat, tormented by postpartum stress disorder and barely conscious. He cornered Shen Zichen in the restroom, tugged at the man's sleeve, and gritted his teeth as he endured the pain. "Shen Zichen, you're the one who made me like this. You have to take responsibility. Help... help me." Shen Zichen looked at the usually stubborn omega before him. His eyes reddened, and for once, he let his vulnerable side show. "How do you want me to help?" Shen Zichen supported him, rubbed his wrist, and asked in a hoarse voice. "Bite... bite me." A silly, sweet, feel-good power fantasy. Classic ABO: milky-scented wood x amber. The esports setting is inspired by Honor of Kings. Theme: Learning to accept new things